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: Anonymous 08/16/21 (Mon)04:21:00 No.65000211 >used the internet to escape reality >now I have to use the reality to escape internet 70 KB JPG

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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: OP 08/15/21(Sun)19:32:57 No.64989598 >18th birthday >No messages from friends because I don't have any >No messages from family >Just alone in my one room appartment I don't want this take me back to being a child where I had no 300 KB PNG responsibility 44 Replies / 10 Images View Thread

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: Anonymous 08/14/21(Sat)17:17:18 No.2076401 >>2076276 # >Taliban busts into Miles' hotel >Miles is gone, having ascended to a higher plane of existence >they check around for clues about where he has gone >one of them searches the bathroom, lifts the toilet lid >they find a log larger than a football, impossible for any mere mortal to have passed through his colon >this is all that remains of Miles within our realm of existence

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: Anonymous 08/15/21(Sun)16:28:04 No.861112506 >be me >watching typical meme compilation on YouTube >a wild funny appeared >attempt to slap knee >miss and end up high fiving my testicles >mfw 38 KB JPG

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Anonymous 09/04/13(Wed)23:37:55 No.504275002 >go to school with large tard population, we import them >for incoming tards, teachers get the inside scoop >friend's mom is teacher, tells him 17 KB JPG to avoid the one named Michael >he wears a helmet at all times, and can only grunt and say his own name, like a Pokemon >one day, strolling through the hall I see the tard parade on their way back to class >we had those old school metal trashcans like they used in the WWF, pic related >out of nowhere Michael raises on above his helmeted head and chirps gleefully "Michael!" >wranglers try to get him to stop >he gets a twinkle in his eye >"Michael!" >he brings the trashcan down like the hammer of God on the head of the disabled kid in the wheelchair, whom we called Hot Wheels >Hot Wheels begins to chimp out in his chair as garbage rains down on the other tards who begin honking and wailing >Michael is restrained by 4 adults, all the while with an oblivious smile on his face

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