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Anonymous Anyone have any clue what the (...) 106 KB JPG 01/24/19(Thu)22:11:27 No.22100339 >he says "hey anon I'm gonna head on out" >I'm bummed because it's only 5 pm and we were supposed to spend the rest of the night out there >"ten four dude, catch you later" >he leaves the blind and heads off through the woods towards the trucks >be me >2 weeks ago >out at the deer lease with my friend >bout 40 minutes later I hear a tapping on the door >look out the slide on the door >it's my buddy, he doesn't say s--- so I just let him in >"thought you were heading out man, knew you weren't gonna quit on me!" >notice he doesn't have his rifle >"where's your gun dude?" >"oh....left it at the truck, oh well" >"s--- you may as well have gone home haha" >he just smiles and sat there, didn't say a word except for the occasional grunt of acknowledgement and hmm of interest >it weirds me out because he's normally a pretty social guy, always talking about ufc s--- or mass effect >I ask "you ok bro?" >all he says is "don't feel good, that's all" >about 530 am he says "hey anon, I'm gonna head on out" >before I can even reply he's gotten up and exited the blind and I can hear him tromping through the woods >at the time I thought, "well thanks for scaring off the deer f------" but now that I think about it he wasn't walking towards the trucks, he was walking kind of off the way >about 7am I decide "f--- it I give up" >pack my s--- and head to my truck, his truck is gone so I think nothing of it. >The reason I'm bringing this up is I talked to him earlier today and was asking if he felt better and he looked at me confused and said "what do you mean anon?” >”you know, after you came back to the blind you said you weren't feeling good, figured that's why you weren't running your mouth about quatrain p----" So yeah. >he looked at me like I grew a second head and said "anon, dude, I didn't come back to the blind, I drove home, got home at 8 and went the f--- to bed.

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Anonymous 145 KB JPG meat than usual 04/29/22(Fri)17:32:59 No.877174970 >i go almost daily to buy kebab from the same place (close both to my house and my work place) >There is this underpaid and overworked arab guy that makes the kebab >I always tip 50% >He always packs my kebab with more >He also knows how i like it, big and spicy with all the sauces and a diet pepsi >He gets verry happy when he sees me and he calls me ,,boss,,and,,brother,, >Today i was sad af but the,,hello boss, the usual?" Made me feel better >Kebab heals people
Anonymous 12/29/24(Sun)08:06:16 No.698643963 >video game reviewer starts talking about his childhood
>>202596752 (OP) This is becoming a problem, at first it was a few isolated cases but now it's an epidemic. Why aren't politicians and law enforcement doing anything about this? Serious answer: the whole appeal is self-inserting as the shota and being treated as a desirable object of affection by attractive women. Childhood is the last time women unconditionally love you, dote on you and allow you to be weak. After that you might as well be dead to them and you're expected to "earn" their attention. Basically you're there to impress her, but women don't feel the need to impress you. Projecting back to childhood but with awareness of your own (and their) sexuality makes for an appealing fantasy.
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