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gf is genderfluid 57 KB PNG 02/08/23(Wed) 23:17:12 No.894036039 >be me >Gf identifies as genderfluid >Be on the couch watching TV >start kissing her >Sexy Time.avi >Unzip her pants and go down on her >She's really enjoying it, feel like she's about to c-- >Raise my eyes because I really like watching her c-- >Wait... >She's grinning at me >OHFUCKNOTAGAIN >Amongus imposter theme starts playing >My mouth is instantly filled by her massive c--- >Quickly grows almost twice her size in height and muscle mass as she switches sex >hairy as f--- >Gag as she forces my head down in a d--------- >As I go up to catch my breath, she grabs me by my waist as I'm a play thing >Tosses me on the other side of the room with her apeman arms >I beg for mercy as she approaches me >Get f----- in the ass, whimpering >Nut inside me letting out a caveman roar >Reverts back to girl as she goes to make dinner >I stayed naked on the floor crying for almost an hour

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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: Anonymous 452 KB JPG 02/08/23(Wed) 23:35:54 No.894036808 >13 yo from my villages opens up an instagram acount >she starts posting stuff >the more slutty stuff she posts the more followers she starts to get >the more followers she gets the more slutty the stuff she posts get >i start posting the stuff she posts on /b/, with her name and age fully vissible >a month later she closes her acount and disapears from online life Did i do the morally correct thing? pic related

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File: terrydavis.jpg (70 KB, 640x480) Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon)18:08:00 No.893947761 [Reply] >be me >have work from home job for 2 years now >manager randomly asks me if I'm playing games or doing other stuff during my job >I say no >they say hmm alright... What do I do now? Are they thinking about canning me? I browse the chans and work on my projects all shift...

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Anon lives in the future | /r/Greentext

File: 167584852617893129.jpg (52 KB, 738×481) Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon)11:14:38 No.89402461: > be me > lying lazy on the couch > sun shining on the TV > "Hey Google, turn off the sun" > doesn't work > f------ legacy s---

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Anon faith is tested | /r/Greentext

>be me, muslimfag on a plane >passenger chad says allah doesn't exist, I say he does >chad bets me $10 I cant prove it >hijack the plane by threatening the pilot with a boxcutter >fly plane around in most heavily defended airspace in the world for a while >system has never failed to intercept a flight >thanks to allah most amerifag fighter jets are MOLY 139 KB PNG away on a war games exercise >the rest don't intercept me because today they're running an exercise where planes get hijacked and flown into buildings and their radar screens are full of fake blips >amerifag vice president changed the protocol 3 months prior so he has to personally approve interceptions for the first time ever >allah allows passengers to make cell phone calls despite being 3 times higher than cell tower range and going too fast to connect >fly plane smoothly at 586mph, almost 50% faster than max speed of 400mph where the wings should start to rip off >4 generals responsible for worst defence failure in history all to be given promotions >chad still not convinced of allah's power >fly plane into tower, fuel pours down elevator shaft, gets out, enters another elevator shaft and continues down causing explosions all the way to the basement and making building collapse and disintegrate at free fall speed, setting fire to another skyscraper containing CIA and DoD offices which also collapses at free fall speed and melts steel which stays molten months after collapse, destroys indestructible black box of plane >mfw my passport flies out the window and lands face up on the sidewalk unscathed >mfw chad owes me $10

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Anon is still transphobic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Uhh... 02/07/23(Tue)16:39:48 No.626872642 KEEM @KEEMSTAR 26m Will you buy Hogwarts Legacy? No, i stand against Hate. Yes, I'm Transphobic. Ⓒ 11,982 votes 23 hours 33 minutes left 231 47 275 80.1K 17% 83% 6D5CAF0A-81CA-4432-9E65-B7DD4F3677BE.jpg 53 KB JPG 02/07/23(Tue)16:42:52 No.626872836 : Anonymous No, but I'm still transphobic. >>626872959 # >>626872981 # >>626873046 # >>626873269 # >>626873307 # >>626873314 # >>626873354 # >>626873405 # >>626873413 # >>626873481 # >>626873553 # >>626873780 # >>626873871 # >>626874043 # >>626874171 # >>626874176 # >>626874280 # >>626874307 # >>626874338 # >>626874410 #

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So what would have happened had the commanding officer had died? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/26/21(Sun)23:19:26 No.12001977 >be stationed on some crappy island at the end of the war 81 KB JPG >pamphlets signed by the general announcing the war's end, as well as letters from family, dropped into the jungle >dismiss it all as a trick >spend 30 years hiding in jungle, shooting farmers and burning crops despite no obvious signs of war because muh orders and muh emperor >a fellow Japanese comes along eventually and confirms the war indeed ended 30 years ago >still refuse to surrender >only surrender after forcing the Japanese government to locate former commanding officer and have him travel to the island and deliver surrender orders from the manlet emperor in person Was it autism?

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He said calmly | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 626997332 52,3 kB JPG Il y a 26 min "HARRY DID YOU PUT THE HUFFLEPUFFS DEADNAME IN THE GOBLET OF FAIIIRRRRE", he screamed gently as he stretched his legs towards Harry. "HE, I MEAN SHE KILLED HERSELF WHEN I READ ITS REAL-I MEAN DEADNAME IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE SCHOOL. I AM EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTED IN YOUR HARRY, SO I'M ONLY AWARDING YOU 50 HOUSE POINTS", Dumbledore added calmly, spittle flying from his foaming mouth.

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Anon never had a chance | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Suicide is badass! 40 KB JPG 02/08/23(Wed)06:33:33 No.72145205 >want gf >you need to have other friends first >but you dont have to if you're charismatic >also need charisma to make friends ah s--- its over isn't it

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File: 1674858069293.jpg (193 KB, 1245x1098) NEWS Domino's Pizza Closes its Restaurants in Italy, Surprising No One Operations at all locations were suspended in late July. By Jelisa Castrodale Published on August 11, 2022 HO Domino's Pizza DOMINOSITALIA.IT ORDINA ONLINE CONSEGNIAMO PIZZA CALEA SEMPRE QUESTA E UNA PROMESSA PHOTO: EYESONMILAN/SHUTTERSTOCK It's probably safe to say that Italians aren't exactly mourning the loss of Domino's pizza - and there's a good chance that a lot of them didn't notice that the Michigan-based chain even existed in their country. According to Anonymous 02/07/23(Tue) 15:33:39 No.177589261 >>177589288 >>177589302 >>177589325 >>177589384>>177589401 >>177589642 >>177589960 >>177590013 >>177590015 >>177591549 >>177592966 >>177593185 >>177593231 American pizza lost

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Anon has never wiped | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 41 KB JPG 3 Replies / 2 Images Anonymous >>72145269 (OP) # that's gross you are gross everything about it is gross suits you perfectly : Anonymous 02/08/23 (Wed)06:42:41 No.72145269 I'm 28 years old and have still never wiped my ass in my entire life. Even after taking a fat wet crap that leaves my flabby ass cheeks caked in crusty s---. I see literally no reason to clean my ass when succubi won't even look at me. 0 23 KB JPG View Thread 02/08/23(Wed)06:44:20 No.72145282 02/08/23(Wed)06:46:22 No.72145297 >mfw even wiping won't get me a hot 5'4 plump goth gf with no immediate family emotional baggage or facial piercings. Life is unfair.

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Anonymous (ID: 7bzNvKLR) [+] 45 KB JPG 02/04/23(Sat)15:04:54 No.414866654 >Took no prisoners in WW1 >Most brutal and savage allied army during WW2 >border patrol gives no f---- and will kill you if you cross over >Taliban feared the leafs more than the mutts >literally f----- up slavs in eurosuck >better trained solderers and don't kill their own >under geared compared to mutts but have better track record of completing missons on time and budget. >Had convoy protest while mutts couldn't do s--- Just face it, leafs would've shot the satellite down before it even entered the airspace. We control the radars up here. >hur you got chinks You got n------ and you kneel before them at your f------ stupidbowl, don't talk. 11 Replies / 3 Images Anonymous (ID: qPcUjTWd) [+] View Thread 02/04/23(Sat)15:06:40 No.414866882 >>414866654 (OP) # it literally passed over our airspace you dumb f------ leaf

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Anonymous 02/08/23(Wed)07:16:10 No.72145054 >NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST DATE HOT GUYS WHO YOU'RE ATTRACTED TO, FEMANON. YOU HAVE TO DATE UGLY FAT GUYS LIKE ME BECAUSE WE WON'T PUMP AND DUMP YOU LIKE THOSE EVIL CHADS 414 KB PNG why are 4chan moids like this? if it was a choice between dating an ugly moid or dying alone, i'd rather just die alone.

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