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File: 167584852617893129.jpg (52 KB, 738×481) Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon)11:14:38 No.89402461: > be me > lying lazy on the couch > sun shining on the TV > "Hey Google, turn off the sun" > doesn't work > f------ legacy s---

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon faith is tested | /r/Greentext

>be me, muslimfag on a plane >passenger chad says allah doesn't exist, I say he does >chad bets me $10 I cant prove it >hijack the plane by threatening the pilot with a boxcutter >fly plane around in most heavily defended airspace in the world for a while >system has never failed to intercept a flight >thanks to allah most amerifag fighter jets are MOLY 139 KB PNG away on a war games exercise >the rest don't intercept me because today they're running an exercise where planes get hijacked and flown into buildings and their radar screens are full of fake blips >amerifag vice president changed the protocol 3 months prior so he has to personally approve interceptions for the first time ever >allah allows passengers to make cell phone calls despite being 3 times higher than cell tower range and going too fast to connect >fly plane smoothly at 586mph, almost 50% faster than max speed of 400mph where the wings should start to rip off >4 generals responsible for worst defence failure in history all to be given promotions >chad still not convinced of allah's power >fly plane into tower, fuel pours down elevator shaft, gets out, enters another elevator shaft and continues down causing explosions all the way to the basement and making building collapse and disintegrate at free fall speed, setting fire to another skyscraper containing CIA and DoD offices which also collapses at free fall speed and melts steel which stays molten months after collapse, destroys indestructible black box of plane >mfw my passport flies out the window and lands face up on the sidewalk unscathed >mfw chad owes me $10

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Anon is still transphobic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Uhh... 02/07/23(Tue)16:39:48 No.626872642 KEEM @KEEMSTAR 26m Will you buy Hogwarts Legacy? No, i stand against Hate. Yes, I'm Transphobic. Ⓒ 11,982 votes 23 hours 33 minutes left 231 47 275 80.1K 17% 83% 6D5CAF0A-81CA-4432-9E65-B7DD4F3677BE.jpg 53 KB JPG 02/07/23(Tue)16:42:52 No.626872836 : Anonymous No, but I'm still transphobic. >>626872959 # >>626872981 # >>626873046 # >>626873269 # >>626873307 # >>626873314 # >>626873354 # >>626873405 # >>626873413 # >>626873481 # >>626873553 # >>626873780 # >>626873871 # >>626874043 # >>626874171 # >>626874176 # >>626874280 # >>626874307 # >>626874338 # >>626874410 #

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So what would have happened had the commanding officer had died? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/26/21(Sun)23:19:26 No.12001977 >be stationed on some crappy island at the end of the war 81 KB JPG >pamphlets signed by the general announcing the war's end, as well as letters from family, dropped into the jungle >dismiss it all as a trick >spend 30 years hiding in jungle, shooting farmers and burning crops despite no obvious signs of war because muh orders and muh emperor >a fellow Japanese comes along eventually and confirms the war indeed ended 30 years ago >still refuse to surrender >only surrender after forcing the Japanese government to locate former commanding officer and have him travel to the island and deliver surrender orders from the manlet emperor in person Was it autism?

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He said calmly | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 626997332 52,3 kB JPG Il y a 26 min "HARRY DID YOU PUT THE HUFFLEPUFFS DEADNAME IN THE GOBLET OF FAIIIRRRRE", he screamed gently as he stretched his legs towards Harry. "HE, I MEAN SHE KILLED HERSELF WHEN I READ ITS REAL-I MEAN DEADNAME IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE SCHOOL. I AM EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTED IN YOUR HARRY, SO I'M ONLY AWARDING YOU 50 HOUSE POINTS", Dumbledore added calmly, spittle flying from his foaming mouth.

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Anon never had a chance | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Suicide is badass! 40 KB JPG 02/08/23(Wed)06:33:33 No.72145205 >want gf >you need to have other friends first >but you dont have to if you're charismatic >also need charisma to make friends ah s--- its over isn't it

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cazzo american pizza mamma mia | /r/Greentext

File: 1674858069293.jpg (193 KB, 1245x1098) NEWS Domino's Pizza Closes its Restaurants in Italy, Surprising No One Operations at all locations were suspended in late July. By Jelisa Castrodale Published on August 11, 2022 HO Domino's Pizza DOMINOSITALIA.IT ORDINA ONLINE CONSEGNIAMO PIZZA CALEA SEMPRE QUESTA E UNA PROMESSA PHOTO: EYESONMILAN/SHUTTERSTOCK It's probably safe to say that Italians aren't exactly mourning the loss of Domino's pizza - and there's a good chance that a lot of them didn't notice that the Michigan-based chain even existed in their country. According to Anonymous 02/07/23(Tue) 15:33:39 No.177589261 >>177589288 >>177589302 >>177589325 >>177589384>>177589401 >>177589642 >>177589960 >>177590013 >>177590015 >>177591549 >>177592966 >>177593185 >>177593231 American pizza lost

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Anon has never wiped | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 41 KB JPG 3 Replies / 2 Images Anonymous >>72145269 (OP) # that's gross you are gross everything about it is gross suits you perfectly : Anonymous 02/08/23 (Wed)06:42:41 No.72145269 I'm 28 years old and have still never wiped my ass in my entire life. Even after taking a fat wet crap that leaves my flabby ass cheeks caked in crusty s---. I see literally no reason to clean my ass when succubi won't even look at me. 0 23 KB JPG View Thread 02/08/23(Wed)06:44:20 No.72145282 02/08/23(Wed)06:46:22 No.72145297 >mfw even wiping won't get me a hot 5'4 plump goth gf with no immediate family emotional baggage or facial piercings. Life is unfair.

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Canadian Anon’s take on the Chinese Spy Balloon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 7bzNvKLR) [+] 45 KB JPG 02/04/23(Sat)15:04:54 No.414866654 >Took no prisoners in WW1 >Most brutal and savage allied army during WW2 >border patrol gives no f---- and will kill you if you cross over >Taliban feared the leafs more than the mutts >literally f----- up slavs in eurosuck >better trained solderers and don't kill their own >under geared compared to mutts but have better track record of completing missons on time and budget. >Had convoy protest while mutts couldn't do s--- Just face it, leafs would've shot the satellite down before it even entered the airspace. We control the radars up here. >hur you got chinks You got n------ and you kneel before them at your f------ stupidbowl, don't talk. 11 Replies / 3 Images Anonymous (ID: qPcUjTWd) [+] View Thread 02/04/23(Sat)15:06:40 No.414866882 >>414866654 (OP) # it literally passed over our airspace you dumb f------ leaf

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Anon on 4chan men. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/08/23(Wed)07:16:10 No.72145054 >NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST DATE HOT GUYS WHO YOU'RE ATTRACTED TO, FEMANON. YOU HAVE TO DATE UGLY FAT GUYS LIKE ME BECAUSE WE WON'T PUMP AND DUMP YOU LIKE THOSE EVIL CHADS 414 KB PNG why are 4chan moids like this? if it was a choice between dating an ugly moid or dying alone, i'd rather just die alone.

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Anon believes in his fellow anons | /r/Greentext

04/28/21(Wed)21:26:27 No.85316093 okay i haven't use this site in many months and id like to tell a greentext even if nobody reads it >be me, 7 years ago 23 KB JPG >16 year old beta who thought he was a chad, a bit taller than average, over grown hair >never had a girlfriend or friends, never even talked to someone in school >would watch a s--- ton of anime >watch hyouka (good stuff) >wants to imitate the main character spin the pen >google how to pen spin like him >learn loads of pen spins over the duration of summer >school starts, sit in the corner, do nothing but spin >betas watch me from afar : Anonymous >lunch break starts, betas come gather around my seat >they wanna watch and learn how to spin >teach them >they invite me out after school >cry and open upto them the coming weeks >realise i was the beta >make friends >23 now with a girlfriend, a job and hobbies >still an avid spinner >mfw an anime character and a f------ pen was the reason of my maturity you can do it fellow anons, i believe in you

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anon lost a toilet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Top Tier bul 446 KB PNG 02/07/23(Tue) 15:35:46 No.893986966 >be me >highschool dropout, lives with parents >be lazy p------------ who doesn't wanna get up to go to the bathroom >dislike s------- in the toilet >frequently piss in bottles >need long-term plan for when uhohstinky.jpg calls

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Anon is her d1ldo | /r/Greentext

323 KB JPG 02/08/23 (Wed)09:14:20 No.17005711 > be me > in summer met girl at party > we were only hugging each other for like a while > she was really interested > I felt in love, went on a date with her > got ghosted > after month met her again at a party > we made out > she wrote me, I got ghosted again after week > after half year > met her again > we kissed > she didnt even reply How am I supposed to move on when I am literally her dildo. I have few similar experiences, are women just penis addicted w-----?

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