Anon. Just lie man. It’s to see your writing skill not to introduce yourself. | /r/Greentext
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![File: 16b.gif (1.51 MB, 425x481) Anonymous 02/05/23(Sun)13:37:32 No.72100730 [Reply] >>72101014 Anyone here /evilmaxxing/? >work at gas station >people constantly leave their credit cards by accident >i used to save them and wait for them to come back and pick it up >now I've just been snapping them in half and throwing them away >when they call in asking if I've seen their card and ill say no 4 replies omitted. Click here to view. ENTJ 02/05/23(Sun)13:47:49 No.72100899 >>72100919 >>72100827 You are on camera you genuine sperg did you not listen to a word I just said?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/526/505/155.png "Anon works at a petrol station | /r/Greentext")
![Anonymous (ID: G3/enqPA) 02/03/23(Fri)23:11:02 No.414751627 File: E63EC7CA-5623-4C67-9978-4(...).jpg (51 KB, 1280x720) >>414750202 >>414750522 >>414751325 >>414751413 >>414749233 (OP) >>414749233 (OP) >>414749778 >>414749868 >>414750102 >Firstly, buy a space balloon and a RC rocket, or a rocket powered RC plane, with a large sharp needle attached. The RC rocket plane will also need a small built in parachute. >Next, use the space balloon to send the RC rocket into the stratosphere. >Then, release the remote controlled rocket near the chink balloon and use the RC rocket to ram into it. >Afterwards, deploy parachute and allow the rocket to come gradually back down to Earth. >Finally, if it is possible, retrieve rocket when it does eventually land. Alternatively, head straight to the chink balloon crash site and take a picture with it as proof and post it on /pol/. Something similar to this video: [Embed] https://youtube.com/watch?v=rpBnurznFio >RC ROCKET plane, ME163 Komet: https://youtube.com/watch?v=AtgdBFpbIVM [Embed]](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/526/481/9e0.png "Anon trys to fight China. | /r/Greentext")
![File: 1665442344950456.png (119 KB, 512x288) Anonymous 02/04/23(Sat)15:58:51 No.29468330 [Reply] >>29468354 >>29468369 >go to gym >see cute trans girl >get so horny i have to leave early Why am I like this? 1 reply omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 02/04/23(Sat)16:00:12 No.29468354 >>29468378 Anonymous 02/04/23 (Sat)16:01:13 No.29468373 File: Untitled.jpg (32 KB, 509x465) >go to gym >see cute trans girl >ask her to spot me >pic related >>29468330 (OP) You should've asked her out](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/526/437/98f.jpg "Anon likes trans women | /r/Greentext")
