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: Anonymous 02/05/23(Sun)01:38:55 No.893826450 82 KB JPG >be me >gay >out to most family but dont talk about it >just to uncomfortable >no friends to talk to either >getting high with my step sis >so high I come out to her >shes immediately is like "f--- yeah" >quickly showing me pic of past bf cocks >awkward at first but get into it >talk about men, the best cocks, drag shows and other hella gay s--- >feel good i finally have someone i can be gay as f--- around Why am i so happy? Is this how it feels to have a friend you can just be you around?

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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370 KB PNG >go to science club's workshop to make some parts for a new plane >get mask and glasses beacues its carbon fiber and dust is everywhere >other people are doing their stuff on a project >crush.jpg cametoworkshop.exe >i'm in the back but greet her across the room >she looks at me concerned >ffw 1h i ended doing parts, see my hands are black from dust >go to wash myself in toilet >see reflection >pic related why i can't have normal interaction with her?

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: Anonymous 98 KB GIF 01/04/22 (Tue)18:40:43 No.66852819 >be me >edgelord troll when im bored >usually shitpot on /pol /b and /r9k to have fun >be a couple of days ago >feds come knocking on my door to ask me some questions >shitmypants.jpg >they say they got an anonymous tip concerning something I posted on the internet >know the anonymous tip doesn't exist because I only shitpost on 4chan where nobody knows my name >know my edgy posts are fake so I could answer their questions and clear my name >they ask me something about a shed >realize this is about an edge posting bender I had some days ago where I mentioned my shed was full of guns >don't even have a shed let alone a single gun so let them snoop around so they realize they're wasting their time >they apologize for the inconvenience and leave Anons, we're not really anons in here

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Anonymous 38 KB JPG 02/13/22(Sun)01:18:52 No.674050 >can't get a car without a license >can't get a license without a car to take the road test in this society is broken

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File: 1664248218693463.png (240 KB, 660x589) Anonymous 02/04/23(Sat)20:46:58 No.72093537 [Reply]► >>72093552 >>72093566 >still masturbate to the feet pictures girls sent me in middle school ■ >> Anonymous 02/04/23(Sat)20:48:42 No.72093552 >>72093566 File: 1671496824671359.jpg (8 KB, 225x225) □ Anonymous 02/04/23(Sat)20:50:07 No.72093566 >>72093578 >>72093590 >>72093552 Not even the weirdest part. >>72093537 (OP) How'd you get middle s----------- to send you feet pics, Imao. Anonymous 02/04/23(Sat)20:51:06 No.72093578 >>72093566 Is it really that surprising anon? 12 year old girls are gullible as f---. Anonymous 02/04/23 (Sat)20:52:02 No.72093590 >>72093537 (OP) >masturbating to a 12 year olds >>72093566 >How'd you get middle s----------- to send you feet pics, Imao. Wouldn't you like to know feet Anon...

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Anonymous 139 KB PNG 10/07/21(Thu)19:53:23 No.573742381 >kill a wild boar >it drops 3 coins where do the coins come from? : Anonymous >>573742381 (OP) # piggy bank 10/07/21(Thu)19:54:10 No.573742463 >>573742543 # >>573742709 # >>573742841 # >>573743052 # >>573744128 # >>573744226 # >>573744381 # >>573744918 #

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Anonymous 945 KB PNG 03/13/22(Sun)12:02:25 No.67766134 >girl asks for my snap >we talk for a week, it's very nice >I set up a date, she agrees and acts interested >fast forward to today >show up, wait for forty minutes >she's not there >check phone, she blocked me on everything business as usual it seems

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: Anonymous 51 KB JPG 02/04/23(Sat) 10:51:52 No.72093589 > be me, 5'10", average looking but gymaxxed and soft looksmaxxed > decide to go out clubbing with some girls I know because they invited me > get to club about 12am, s--- music blasting through tinny sound system > decide to down multiple shots to make the night bearable > one of these girls I went with offers me to dance > going well, I make moves, like all the redpill guys preach > play it cool but I start to slowly escalate things, like any guy with the chance would > she explicitly rejects my advances > I am confused so I just walk off > being a true sigma, I spend the next couple of hours just drinking at the bar > go back to dance floor, see girl who rejected me > she proceeds to tell me how she grinded on 4 different lads > afterwards she starts to cry because some 6'8" guy is not giving here attention > she sits in the corner, I go over and check she is alright > shows me texts to this 6'8" guy, after she got his snapchat > texts say stuff like "why won't you give me atttentttionnn ahhhhhh" > guy gives one word replies, obviously playing her > once again I am confused about how emotional she is over some random guy > brutal_blackpill.png > clubs shuts at 5am, I talk to her about how the night has been > she walks away from me and approaches a literal beanstalk of a man outside the club > is clearly that 6'8" guy she was crying about before It is so over. > beanstalk man says nothing all whilst she gets all close to him > she essentially gives him a h------ whilst I wait for my taxi > they end up going back to her flat, you can guess the rest >sad.mp4

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The more I think about it the more I realize I was doomed from the start Anonymous 01/07/23(Sat)10:35:44 No.71730626 >be me >12 years old >family moves into rental house with dog >the house is nice but our dog isn't used to peeing in the new backyard so she goes on the floor >parents get super p----- when they see it, literally can't bring themselves to clean it because of how mad it makes them >they tell me every time I clean up piss they'll give me a dollar >a few weeks go by >have a couple peebucks saved, feels good to have money in your pocket as a kid >riding my bike home from school one day when I see a poster in the GameStop window >brake my bike so hard I fall to the ground >lift my head up >"ROCK BAND 3 - OCT. 26, 2010" >super excited. Me and my friends are huge Rock Band fans. I need to get this f------ game. >you already know where this is going. I get home and piss in front of the fridge >dad gets home, sees the pee >"I SWEAR IM GONNA KILL THAT F------ DOG" >he yells at her, she shamefully walks away with her head down >feel kinda bad but its a small price to pay for gaming >keep the charade up for two or three months. Every time my dad gets home he points at my piss and yells at the dog >eventually we start crating the dog >no problem, just piss next to the crate to make it look like she's going through the cage >keep soaking in the peebucks. I'll gladly scrub my own piss off the floor if it means I get to play Free Bird >finally, after three months I have enough money to buy the game with some accessories >pick it up while riding home from school, gently place it in my backpack >get home, already planning sleepover with my friends so we can play together >walk through the door, mom and dad are sitting on the couch looking at me >"buddy, we need to talk to you about something. We all love Mitzy but we can't have her peeing around the house everyday. We called the shelter and they're coming to pick her up tomorrow morning" >on the verge of tears. I had her since kindergarten and really did love her despite everything I did >can't confess because parents would disown me Anonymous 01/07/23 (Sat)10:39:14 No.71730667 >I go to my room and bawl my eyes out >they picked her up the next morning. My face still hurt from crying. I swear she looked back at me from the car, as to say "help me, anon :(" To this day, deep in my closet, there's an unopened copy of Rock Band 3.

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File: 1458804986522.jpg (40 KB, 657x527) Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)08:45:57 No.59917016 >>59917627 >>59918824 >>59920808 >>59922974 >>59930535 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greek_genocide https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assyrian_genocide https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armenian Genocide turkey pay reparations >> Anonymous 05/26/16 (Thu)08:55:30 No.59917251 ► File: image.jpg (48 KB, 550x659) @Greece pay denbts >> Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)09:06:16 No.59917545 >>59918566 >>59918603 >>59919263 >>59919385 >>59920398 >>59921039 >>59921107 >>59921576 >>59921604 >>59921893 >>59921979 >>59922534 >>59923226 >>59923461 >>59923545 >>59927611 >>59930119 >>59931645 >>59933085 >>59933533 >>59933870 >>59935139 >>59936136 >>59936531 >>59939057 I'm truly sorry for these occurrences. I'm actually not b8ing or memeing right now, I'm serious for once so bear with me. We have commited a vile and shameful crime and we should answer for not by reperations (as we're relatively a poor country) but at the very least, we should accept that it happened, and make something like that never happens again. Come on lads we're better than this, we shouldn't deny a f------ fact. So once again, people of the world, I apologize for the actions of my ancestors. I apologize because you have to live in a world which is still populated by Greeks and Armenians. I apologize for not finishing the job.

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File: 5EA3B33E-7349-4DB9-A920-2(...).jpg (16 KB, 237x189) OO O Did I just mega cuck myself? Anonymous 02/04/23(Sat)08:18:18 N >be me >on a beach >9/10 qt3.14 comes up to me >she's doing really suggestive poses in front of me and dirty talking to me >"umm, please go away" >she's very persistent and keeps doing it, she's on all fours at this point >"please stop" >she walks away >a few minutes later I wake up >mfw I realised I denied sex in a dream. Tf is wrong with me?

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: Anonymous 272 KB JPG 06/22/21(Tue)18:57:42 No.857446821 >be me, 28 year old Texas f-- >live in Corpus Christi >love it here but city has a bad homeless problem >get sick of it and take matters into my own hands >last week find a hobo walking through grocery store parking lot in morning >strike up conversation and befriend him >offer to pay him $200 if he helps me move furniture out of my house in Austin >he agrees >I don't have house in Austin >we go to Austin, -4 hour drive >he gets out to use bathroom in gas station in random ghetto >I leave him and drive back to corpus Is relocating the homeless to s--- cities the answer we've been looking for? I think next weekend I'm gonna pick up 3 hobos and leave them in Dallas

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: Anonymous 02/05/23(Sun)01:38:55 No.893826450 82 KB JPG >be me >gay >out to most family but dont talk about it >just to uncomfortable >no friends to talk to either >getting high with my step sis >so high I come out to her >shes immediately is like "f--- yeah" >quickly showing me pic of past bf cocks >awkward at first but get into it >talk about men, the best cocks, drag shows and other hella gay s--- >feel good i finally have someone i can be gay as f--- around Why am i so happy? Is this how it feels to have a friend you can just be you around?

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