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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 139 KB PNG 10/07/21(Thu)19:53:23 No.573742381 >kill a wild boar >it drops 3 coins where do the coins come from? : Anonymous >>573742381 (OP) # piggy bank 10/07/21(Thu)19:54:10 No.573742463 >>573742543 # >>573742709 # >>573742841 # >>573743052 # >>573744128 # >>573744226 # >>573744381 # >>573744918 #

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Anonymous 945 KB PNG 03/13/22(Sun)12:02:25 No.67766134 >girl asks for my snap >we talk for a week, it's very nice >I set up a date, she agrees and acts interested >fast forward to today >show up, wait for forty minutes >she's not there >check phone, she blocked me on everything business as usual it seems

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Anon tries his luck with the ladies | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 51 KB JPG 02/04/23(Sat) 10:51:52 No.72093589 > be me, 5'10", average looking but gymaxxed and soft looksmaxxed > decide to go out clubbing with some girls I know because they invited me > get to club about 12am, s--- music blasting through tinny sound system > decide to down multiple shots to make the night bearable > one of these girls I went with offers me to dance > going well, I make moves, like all the redpill guys preach > play it cool but I start to slowly escalate things, like any guy with the chance would > she explicitly rejects my advances > I am confused so I just walk off > being a true sigma, I spend the next couple of hours just drinking at the bar > go back to dance floor, see girl who rejected me > she proceeds to tell me how she grinded on 4 different lads > afterwards she starts to cry because some 6'8" guy is not giving here attention > she sits in the corner, I go over and check she is alright > shows me texts to this 6'8" guy, after she got his snapchat > texts say stuff like "why won't you give me atttentttionnn ahhhhhh" > guy gives one word replies, obviously playing her > once again I am confused about how emotional she is over some random guy > brutal_blackpill.png > clubs shuts at 5am, I talk to her about how the night has been > she walks away from me and approaches a literal beanstalk of a man outside the club > is clearly that 6'8" guy she was crying about before It is so over. > beanstalk man says nothing all whilst she gets all close to him > she essentially gives him a h------ whilst I wait for my taxi > they end up going back to her flat, you can guess the rest >sad.mp4

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Anon’s saves his money | /r/Greentext

The more I think about it the more I realize I was doomed from the start Anonymous 01/07/23(Sat)10:35:44 No.71730626 >be me >12 years old >family moves into rental house with dog >the house is nice but our dog isn't used to peeing in the new backyard so she goes on the floor >parents get super p----- when they see it, literally can't bring themselves to clean it because of how mad it makes them >they tell me every time I clean up piss they'll give me a dollar >a few weeks go by >have a couple peebucks saved, feels good to have money in your pocket as a kid >riding my bike home from school one day when I see a poster in the GameStop window >brake my bike so hard I fall to the ground >lift my head up >"ROCK BAND 3 - OCT. 26, 2010" >super excited. Me and my friends are huge Rock Band fans. I need to get this f------ game. >you already know where this is going. I get home and piss in front of the fridge >dad gets home, sees the pee >"I SWEAR IM GONNA KILL THAT F------ DOG" >he yells at her, she shamefully walks away with her head down >feel kinda bad but its a small price to pay for gaming >keep the charade up for two or three months. Every time my dad gets home he points at my piss and yells at the dog >eventually we start crating the dog >no problem, just piss next to the crate to make it look like she's going through the cage >keep soaking in the peebucks. I'll gladly scrub my own piss off the floor if it means I get to play Free Bird >finally, after three months I have enough money to buy the game with some accessories >pick it up while riding home from school, gently place it in my backpack >get home, already planning sleepover with my friends so we can play together >walk through the door, mom and dad are sitting on the couch looking at me >"buddy, we need to talk to you about something. We all love Mitzy but we can't have her peeing around the house everyday. We called the shelter and they're coming to pick her up tomorrow morning" >on the verge of tears. I had her since kindergarten and really did love her despite everything I did >can't confess because parents would disown me Anonymous 01/07/23 (Sat)10:39:14 No.71730667 >I go to my room and bawl my eyes out >they picked her up the next morning. My face still hurt from crying. I swear she looked back at me from the car, as to say "help me, anon :(" To this day, deep in my closet, there's an unopened copy of Rock Band 3.

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Anon from Turkey | /r/Greentext

File: 1458804986522.jpg (40 KB, 657x527) Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)08:45:57 No.59917016 >>59917627 >>59918824 >>59920808 >>59922974 >>59930535 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greek_genocide https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assyrian_genocide https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armenian Genocide turkey pay reparations >> Anonymous 05/26/16 (Thu)08:55:30 No.59917251 ► File: image.jpg (48 KB, 550x659) @Greece pay denbts >> Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)09:06:16 No.59917545 >>59918566 >>59918603 >>59919263 >>59919385 >>59920398 >>59921039 >>59921107 >>59921576 >>59921604 >>59921893 >>59921979 >>59922534 >>59923226 >>59923461 >>59923545 >>59927611 >>59930119 >>59931645 >>59933085 >>59933533 >>59933870 >>59935139 >>59936136 >>59936531 >>59939057 I'm truly sorry for these occurrences. I'm actually not b8ing or memeing right now, I'm serious for once so bear with me. We have commited a vile and shameful crime and we should answer for not by reperations (as we're relatively a poor country) but at the very least, we should accept that it happened, and make something like that never happens again. Come on lads we're better than this, we shouldn't deny a f------ fact. So once again, people of the world, I apologize for the actions of my ancestors. I apologize because you have to live in a world which is still populated by Greeks and Armenians. I apologize for not finishing the job.

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Anon cannot escape his own virginity | /r/Greentext

File: 5EA3B33E-7349-4DB9-A920-2(...).jpg (16 KB, 237x189) OO O Did I just mega cuck myself? Anonymous 02/04/23(Sat)08:18:18 N >be me >on a beach >9/10 qt3.14 comes up to me >she's doing really suggestive poses in front of me and dirty talking to me >"umm, please go away" >she's very persistent and keeps doing it, she's on all fours at this point >"please stop" >she walks away >a few minutes later I wake up >mfw I realised I denied sex in a dream. Tf is wrong with me?

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anon is solving homelessness | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 272 KB JPG 06/22/21(Tue)18:57:42 No.857446821 >be me, 28 year old Texas f-- >live in Corpus Christi >love it here but city has a bad homeless problem >get sick of it and take matters into my own hands >last week find a hobo walking through grocery store parking lot in morning >strike up conversation and befriend him >offer to pay him $200 if he helps me move furniture out of my house in Austin >he agrees >I don't have house in Austin >we go to Austin, -4 hour drive >he gets out to use bathroom in gas station in random ghetto >I leave him and drive back to corpus Is relocating the homeless to s--- cities the answer we've been looking for? I think next weekend I'm gonna pick up 3 hobos and leave them in Dallas

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target acquired | /r/Greentext

⠀ Operation Balloon shoot down thread #2 Operation Balloon shoot down t(...) 02/04/23(Sat)07:45:21 No.414771151 Cape Giraudeau anon.png 1.36 MB PNG >Current location: Cape Giraudeau, Missouri area >Tracking ~7.5 mph south by southwest >Anons in S.E. MO, N.W. TN, S.W. KY report sightings (time, altitude, direction of travel) >Anons illuminate balloon with any laser they can get hands on, balloon will get brighter in sky with every laser added >Sensors will be blinded/destroyed >Post pics of you using laser on balloon here and to social medias, this will activate army of normie golems to join in >When we get enough lasers on balloon the thin skin will degrade and leak, balloon will come down >We then "loot drop" it and mock feds as they beg us to give it to them, sell parts on ebay >Humiliate Xi, Biden

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Anon has a problem | /r/Greentext

[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ File: cryemo.jpg (8 KB, 264x191) Auto] [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [Auto] Pain 02/02/23(Thu)15:39:47 No.893713267 >Favorite hentai site shuts down Anonymous 02/02/23(Thu)15:44:24 No.893713496 >>893713681 You should go to church OP You need the LORD, not degeneracy! Pain 02/02/23(Thu)15:47:54 No.893713681 >>893713496 Says the guy on /b/

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Anon is a racist | /r/Greentext

1675332011681773m.jpg 46 KB JPG >be me, Kentucky resident at the age of 10 >Elementary school recess >One of the black kids at the playground is bullying the gay kid >I'm overweight but I look big so someone asks me to beat the black kid up >Decide to yell at him while chasing him "you stop bullying that gay boy you dumb n*gger!" >Teacher who for some stupid f------ reason ignored the whole thing to this point grabs me and pulls me into the principles office >Explain to him that I fought homophobia with racism >No suspension, instead have to apologize to black kid, we end up being friends and we laugh about the incident >Turns out gay fella wasn't actually gay and was just pretending to be cool, he would end up f------ my first girlfriend behind my back >I'm in my 30s now and this is still the most significant part of my life

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Anon just wants to play Bloodborne in actual full HD with decent fps | /r/Greentext

02/04/23(Sat)10:36:32 No.626539342 76 KB JPG >wake up >go on das interweb >check if Bloodborne remaster got announced for PS5 (and hopefully PC) >nah.jpg >be upset >do it again next day >doing this for nearly 2 years now just why? it'd sell like cupcakes on Steam, but Snoy decides to bring Last of Us 1 instead >inb4 just play it on PS4 yea, play it in upscaled 900p and 27 fps, no thanks >inb4 just play it on your PS5 in bc mode yea, play it with no patch, in 4K upscaled from already upscaled 900p and 29 fps, no thanks

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Anon is a girl | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1 hour ago 4 REPLIES 773650902 >be me, man >identify as a female because gender is a social construct >j------- >once I'm done, identify as male again >got jerked off by a gril >mfw got a h------ See you later virgins

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