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Anonymous 205 KB PNG Anonymous Anonymous 30 MINUTES IT'S OVER IT'S SO F------ OVER I'M GOING TO GET FIRED 548 KB PNG Anonymous Anonymous 01/30/23(Mon)15:51:42 No.72023451 >typing up a shitpost on /adv/ >"how do i stop touching my d--- to puffy loli c----" >press enter >don't realize i was still focused in ms teams >so i accidentally send this r---- ass message in my work chat >delete that s--- in 5 seconds I DON'T KNOW IF ANY OF MY COWORKERS SAW IT BUT NOBODY HAS SAID A WORD IN CHAT FOR 01/30/23(Mon)15:56:33 No.72023475 01/30/23 (Mon)15:58:49 No.72023485 Purge your SSDs and skip town buddy It's over Screenshot_1.png 14 KB PNG 01/30/23(Mon)15:59:04 No.72023488 01/30/23 (Mon)16:00:47 No.72023500 3:55 PM Hey man, if you've got a moment I'd like to talk to you about a message you sent earlier WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY DO I JUST ABANDON SHIP AND GET A NEW JOB THERE'S NO WAY I CAN SHOW MY FACE AT THE OFFICE AGAIN

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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: Anonymous Shida 105 KB JPG 01/29/23(Sun)20:49:06 No.72021456 >fumbling around applying my foreskin restoration device f--- i wish i were born female so i don't have to deal with this stupid s--- : Anonymous How would your mom feel if she knew you were trying to undo the choice she made for you? 01/29/23(Sun)20:52:20 No.72021504 >>72021513 # >>72021568 # >>72021568 # : Anonymous >>72021504 # >How would your mom feel if she knew you were trying to undo the choice she made for you? It's seems selfish when you think about it like that 01/29/23(Sun)20:53:18 No.72021513 01/29/23(Sun)20:58:58 No.72021568 : Anonymous >>72021504 # i don't think she would care. she and my dad probably had no real investment in the decision, and were likely just goaded by the doctors to say yes she made a mistake and i will fix it myself

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Anonymous >be me >about 12 or 13 >my dad bought me a ps2 >my dad would take me every other week to buy a new game >played a lot of cool games >we played this game called Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance 46 KB JPG 12/14/20(Mon)12:51:30 No.842311163 >it had a co-op mode so we'd play it together a lot >I'd always pick the human and he'd be the dwarf >we almost 100% it and even unlocked the secret 4th character Thanks dad

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: Anonymous 410 KB JPG 01/01/22(Sat)11:45:42 >asexual gf wants me to wear chastity cage No.66801635 >ok >now asexual gf wants me to wear panties I'm starting to think she's not asexual

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File: maxresdefault.jpg (65 KB, 1280x720) Teacher yells N-word in classroom Anonymous 01/29/23(Sun)14:53:23 No.893464532 ► >>893464580 >>893465029 >>893465410 >>893465493 >>893465932 >be me >live alone >randomly yell s--- like "Heil Hitler" and "N-----" in my house because I can do whatever I want in my own f------ house >one day a note in my mailbox >"we're watching you" with a "!" icon under it >Imao idgaf >keep yelling whatever I want >few days later cops show up >"hello sir we received calls about you yelling all kinds of racist insults and disturbing the neighbors" >tell them I'm not yelling anything at anyone and I show them the note, explaining I feel unsafe in my own house >"please come with us for interrogations regarding all this" >they ask me s--- like "do you know [member of some KKK clan wannabe s---]?" or if I own any weapons or if I know who would've sent me the note and so on. >they let me go about 2 hours later >the second I enter my house I start yelling all kinds of s--- at the top of my lungs for 5 minutes straight >the day after another note >"you will die" >go to the police >"hey remember yesterday? look at what they dropped in my mailbox, how am I the bad guy here? I'm being threatened! I want to file a complaint against unknown persons!" >police goes to everyone in my street to ask about the note >police finally leaves >yell "f--- the jews, Heil Hitler!!" for another 5 minutes >never got another note or cop visit again

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Anonymous I hate french accents so much 120 KB PNG 01/25/23(Wed)11:06:25 No.71963491 >Watch blender tutorial >"Haalow guise dis iss mai blendah dutoreeal" >Mic picks up on every smack of their retarded lip. >"And next we need to....." >Accidentally made a mistake and spends the next 30 seconds correcting it without editing it out like a normal person would >".....ohkee, so da next step is......" >Starts f------ around with the zoom scroll >"O, and four the vinal step, wi knead tu instol dis custam blendah adon"

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1519236456361.jpg (67 KB, 432x319) google iqdb wait >>97418518 (OP) >Oh, you're sad because a girl at your high-school doesn't like you back? Peter, when I was your age, I left school to bullseye g---- from a helicopter in the middle of some god forsaken jungle. Don't tell me you have it hard because you're a pathetic kissless virgin. You can act sad when you have to leave behind the lady-boy you fell in love with and made passionate steamy love to in a collapsing bamboo shack, just like I did. You think I felt good about firebombing his chink village and watching our f---- hut burn to the ground? We were going to build our lives together there, Peter! You know what? F--- you. Get the f--- out of my car.

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Anonymous no 681 KB GIF 1/29/2023, 10:19:16 AM > want to order take-out Mongolian food > google "Mongolian food xyz street" > no results No.11538405 > google "Mongolian food my city" > no results > know exactly where place is, zoom in on google maps > no results, doesn't display store > get frustrated, drive there and order at counter > phone dings > "Rate your Mongolian Food!" Why is everything worse now than it was in 2011

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185 KB PNG >be dad >Have gay son >Ok still love him it's 2022 >Meet his BF from university >Way more of a man than son >Just know >F--- wife >Break down crying midsex The thought of my son getting his insides rearranged just like his mother is too much to bare... How do I live knowing he's the bottom

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: Anonymous MrBeast preforming miracles 1,000 Blind People See For The First Time MrBeast 1.8M views 36 minutes ago 234 KB JPG 8:01 01/29/23(Sun)22:14:22 No.893493740 MrBeast is now preforming "miracles" for millions to see. He's unironically the antichrist. Revelation 13:13-14 >This second beast performed great miracles; it made fire come down out of heaven to earth in the sight of everyone. >And it deceived all the people living on earth by means of the miracles which it was allowed to perform in the presence of the first beast. The beast told them to build an image in honor of the beast that had been wounded by the sword and yet lived.

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Anonymous 205 KB PNG Anonymous Anonymous 30 MINUTES IT'S OVER IT'S SO F------ OVER I'M GOING TO GET FIRED 548 KB PNG Anonymous Anonymous 01/30/23(Mon)15:51:42 No.72023451 >typing up a shitpost on /adv/ >"how do i stop touching my d--- to puffy loli c----" >press enter >don't realize i was still focused in ms teams >so i accidentally send this r---- ass message in my work chat >delete that s--- in 5 seconds I DON'T KNOW IF ANY OF MY COWORKERS SAW IT BUT NOBODY HAS SAID A WORD IN CHAT FOR 01/30/23(Mon)15:56:33 No.72023475 01/30/23 (Mon)15:58:49 No.72023485 Purge your SSDs and skip town buddy It's over Screenshot_1.png 14 KB PNG 01/30/23(Mon)15:59:04 No.72023488 01/30/23 (Mon)16:00:47 No.72023500 3:55 PM Hey man, if you've got a moment I'd like to talk to you about a message you sent earlier WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY DO I JUST ABANDON SHIP AND GET A NEW JOB THERE'S NO WAY I CAN SHOW MY FACE AT THE OFFICE AGAIN

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