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Anonymous I hate french accents so much 120 KB PNG 01/25/23(Wed)11:06:25 No.71963491 >Watch blender tutorial >"Haalow guise dis iss mai blendah dutoreeal" >Mic picks up on every smack of their retarded lip. >"And next we need to....." >Accidentally made a mistake and spends the next 30 seconds correcting it without editing it out like a normal person would >".....ohkee, so da next step is......" >Starts f------ around with the zoom scroll >"O, and four the vinal step, wi knead tu instol dis custam blendah adon"

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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185 KB PNG >be dad >Have gay son >Ok still love him it's 2022 >Meet his BF from university >Way more of a man than son >Just know >F--- wife >Break down crying midsex The thought of my son getting his insides rearranged just like his mother is too much to bare... How do I live knowing he's the bottom

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: Anonymous MrBeast preforming miracles 1,000 Blind People See For The First Time MrBeast 1.8M views 36 minutes ago 234 KB JPG 8:01 01/29/23(Sun)22:14:22 No.893493740 MrBeast is now preforming "miracles" for millions to see. He's unironically the antichrist. Revelation 13:13-14 >This second beast performed great miracles; it made fire come down out of heaven to earth in the sight of everyone. >And it deceived all the people living on earth by means of the miracles which it was allowed to perform in the presence of the first beast. The beast told them to build an image in honor of the beast that had been wounded by the sword and yet lived.

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: Anonymous 681 KB PNG : Anonymous 143 KB JPG >>4362529 # 11/23/22(Wed)09:33:59 No.4362516 Does /an/ like my rat? 11/23/22(Wed)09:49:31 No.4362525 >Lookssssss wonderful, could you maybe put it in my cage sssssso | can obsssssserve it more clossssssely?

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Anonymous I hate french accents so much 120 KB PNG 01/25/23(Wed)11:06:25 No.71963491 >Watch blender tutorial >"Haalow guise dis iss mai blendah dutoreeal" >Mic picks up on every smack of their retarded lip. >"And next we need to....." >Accidentally made a mistake and spends the next 30 seconds correcting it without editing it out like a normal person would >".....ohkee, so da next step is......" >Starts f------ around with the zoom scroll >"O, and four the vinal step, wi knead tu instol dis custam blendah adon"

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