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885 KB PNG THE POOP WIZARD, EPISODE 1: THE TRIBUNAL >be me >17 >average dude >really have to s--- while in class >asks and leaves >all the stalls are taken >the urinals are too high to commit the sin in them >tards used to s--- in them, they were raised in height to avoid future incidents >idea.png >climbs the urinals >thankfully, the stall doors are high enough that the people s------- don't see me >start falling >balance myself with my arms, ends up t- posing >two stalls open up, young tardlings come out >tries to think of something to say >fuckfuckfuck.png >they climb the urinals around me after seemingly agreeing in tardspeak >they t-pose like me with dead serious looks >kid walks in >dead.png >starts looking at us >thinks of something to say >"THE TRIBUNAL HAS BEEN SUMMONED. WE SHALL NOW DELIBERATE ON YOUR CASE." >kids runs away >the two tardlings run away after looking at each other >commit the sin in the urinal and go back to class 10 Replies View Thread

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anyone have greentext abt the anon taking his asian date to the museum and she starts talking very loudly about jews | /r/Greentext


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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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