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FALKNER Very NEDR Anonymous 02/02/21 (Tue)04:27:07 No.59652376 ► >>59653591 >>59654059 >>59654623 >>59654859 >>59854943 >>59655216 >>59655244 File: Screen Shot 2021-02-02 at(...).png (471 KB, 1686x942) E >>59651551 that son of a bitch, you can see it in his eyes. Looking right back at you. Knowing that you know that he knows that you know that he knows that you know he motorboats those tiddies on his tippytoes every night in pure ecstasy. That he gets to plow into his snu snu bride, holding one leg up in each hand like he's pushing open two huge oak doors, and getting to slam her with no restraint whatsoever. Her huge milkers bouncing around, hitting each other with meaty thick smacks after every thrust as he busts his nuts into his giantess. You know this, and he knows you know this. And that's why he looks at you that way. He won a game you didn't even know you could play. That son of a bitch Luscious Lips

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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anyone have greentext abt the anon taking his asian date to the museum and she starts talking very loudly about jews | /r/Greentext

885 KB PNG THE POOP WIZARD, EPISODE 1: THE TRIBUNAL >be me >17 >average dude >really have to s--- while in class >asks and leaves >all the stalls are taken >the urinals are too high to commit the sin in them >tards used to s--- in them, they were raised in height to avoid future incidents >idea.png >climbs the urinals >thankfully, the stall doors are high enough that the people s------- don't see me >start falling >balance myself with my arms, ends up t- posing >two stalls open up, young tardlings come out >tries to think of something to say >fuckfuckfuck.png >they climb the urinals around me after seemingly agreeing in tardspeak >they t-pose like me with dead serious looks >kid walks in >dead.png >starts looking at us >thinks of something to say >"THE TRIBUNAL HAS BEEN SUMMONED. WE SHALL NOW DELIBERATE ON YOUR CASE." >kids runs away >the two tardlings run away after looking at each other >commit the sin in the urinal and go back to class 10 Replies View Thread

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Anon is French | /r/Greentext

02/19/22(Sat)17:44:29 No.872 >be me >french >every single person on the internet hates us for seemingly no reason /b/ can you explain I dont get it

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anon is in love once again | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 15 ore fa 54 REPLIES 870217 >be me >gf broke up to be with a chad >be sad >look up at the majestic peaks of the nearby mountain >it's so beautiful and peaceful >the sun is setting, casting its warm glow on the sky >i can feel my heart swell with love for the mountains >it's like nothing is lost >i am in love mountains

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Anon learns a valuable lesson. | /r/Greentext

File: poggers.jpg (50 KB, 778x778) Anonymous 04/28/19(Sun)18:02:23 No.798464277 [Reply] >be me >5 yrs old >in kitchen >watch mom cook >looks at hotplate >about to touch it >mom stop me and says "it's very hot don't touch it" >looks at her and proceeds either way >mfw it's hot

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modern cycle of life | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >>177166345 (OP) # >have no children 01/29/23(Sun)15:28:48 No.177168986 >automatically upper middle-class with no effort >able to afford expensive s--- >attract the attention of women with your expensive s--- >have a kid with one >now you are poor because of the kid >expensive s--- cannot be maintained >woman leaves you because you are poor the modern cycle of life

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Anon wonders about mainstream social media | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/29/23(Sun)14:08:05 No.72013091 >watching comfy YouTuber with <100 subs and views >clearly makes vids because they enjoy it and have a passion >over a year or so gets more subs, starts pulling over >100000 views per video >asks for viewers to pay for their Patrion so they can make more vids with higher quality and faster, fulltime 68 KB JPG >now makes >$2000 a month in Patrion bucks >only releases one or two videos a year instead of several times a month >few vids that are released have a noticeable drop in quality >have an obvious "I have to do this because I get paid for it now" feel >otherwise they focus on doing s----- streams completely unrelated to the content I started watching them for >make over $400 per stream >stops doing the YouTube videos entirely >now just a s----- streamer that makes ludicrous amounts of bank Every f------ time Why are small YouTubers so kino?

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Anon's perfect girlfriend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous why live 01/29/23(Sun)10:16:44 No.72011562 3238B843-11BC-493F-A360-D794450185E2.jpg 44 KB JPG >ywn have a pimple faced 30 year old mentally ill abuser gf >she will never slap you and call you a f----- after she makes fun of you until you cry >she will never turn all of your friends against you so you only have her >she will never isolate you and baby you 24/7 to keep you dependant on her forever >she will never come home drunk and sweaty at 3am to beat you up and then feel guilty and hold you while you cry together >she will never have delusions of you being her non existent 2 year old son due to her crippling subconscious jocasta complex >tfw she will never ever, not once: spit on you, punch you and threaten to kill herself because you asked your female coworker a question at work

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Anon fapped | /r/Greentext

Anonymous They know 551 KB PNG 07/27/18(Fri) 19:19:29 No.19523436 >be me >fap >go out in public THEY KNOW

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Anon is an insufferable human | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 83 KB PNG : Anonymous 03/03/21 (Wed)19:58:51 No.62585604 Anonymous >>62585604 (OP) # Why the f--- would you tell a woman that you use 4chan 483 KB JPG >meet black girl >"so what do you do for fun anon?" >"uhh mostly 4chan" >"oh that sounds cool i'll check it out" It's been 4 hours and she's not responding. I think I f----- up. 03/03/21 (Wed)20:00:24 No.62585629 03/03/21 (Wed)20:00:32 No.62585630 >>62585604 (OP) # if 4chan is your main hobby you're doing life terribly, terribly wrong : Anonymous >>62585604 (OP) # Even if she was white, you shouldn't have said that. 03/03/21 (Wed)20:00:45 No.62585636

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Anon is a masochistic femboy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/29/23(Sun)11:01:03 No.29376833 Diary 31: Humiliation 3.9M views 14 years ago 20230122_183105.jpg 49 KB JPG had an anon say he wanted to beat me up in another thread and now im horny

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ISIS vs Brazil | /r/Greentext

Anonymous! 07/25/16(Mon)09:22:41 No.62566238 >>62566282 >>62566312 >>62566465 >>62565179 >>62565223 >ISIS decides to attack Brazil >bombers get mugged on the way to the stadium, suicide vests and phone detonators stolen >decide to r--- some infidels out of anger >pin down and r--- the first woman they see >it's a cross dresser >absolutely haram >desperately try to save some face by shooting up a school or a restaurant or something >there's already a gun battle going on when they get there >they go back to middle east angry and defeated >turns out they got Zika from r----- the t----- >it spreads and wipes out ISIS

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Imagine the feeling | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/28/23(Sat) 13:06:29 No.72001708 >driving >a------ cuts me off and brake checks me >turn into neighborhood p----- as f--- >walk into house still p----- >>72001852 >>72001861 >>72001867 >slam door with out looking >hear faint scream/yelp when i slam it >look back at door and see i slammed the door on my kitties neck. >died shortly after this was last week, ive been looking for a black q50 infiniti every day since. just know your time is coming. >> Anonymous 01/28/23 (Sat)13:18:45 No.72001852 ► >>72001708 (OP) F--- me thats brutal, I really hope this isn't true. I hope you learned your lesson though. This the price of anger. You brought it home with you. The person who cut you off didn't think twice. Anonymous 01/28/23(Sat)13:19:44 No.72001861 ► >>72001708 (OP) Oof that sucks anon. This is the sort of mundane s--- that life tosses our way that f---- up our happiness and sense of security. Did all of this really happen? Anonymous 01/28/23(Sat)13:20:43 No.72001867 ► >>72001708 (OP) that's horrible OP.....wow.... I'm sorry :( people on the road are sometimes pure evil sociopaths, I've experienced them as well. Best thing to do is get a dashcam. Then if this happens again you can get proof of them harassing you + their license plate and show it to the police. They'll run him and he'll get in trouble + may have warrants.

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