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>be me >24yo anon >meet girl on tinder >she's super cute >possiblegf.jpeg >not sure what a 9/10 is 59 KB PNG doing with me >i'm a total 3/10 >have amazing sex >afterwards ask her what my appeal was >"oh my stepdad was really fat so it's sort of my fetish" >mfw

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Anon is a mastermind | /r/Greentext

6m (5/6 1:28) · 853737051 >>853728431 (OP) >Be me, like 6 or something >"Go outside anon" says mom >ok >gotta poop 15 minutes in >gotta stay outside until it starts getting dark >look at car parked outside >examine the bird poop on windshield >idea.jpeg >take off pants >dump brown toddler sized load all over windshield >some liquid s--- leaks down into the crease between the windshield and hood >pull pants back up, unwiped, and turn around to see my creation >theywillnevertellthedifference.gif >get beating that would make slaves shiver

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Anon is confused | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: HFU6OPWN ????? 05/05/21(Wed)20:43:29 No.320164057 >be me >In class, me and some sjw white girls are arguing about race and BLM, and stop asian hate movement Daddy >They say its "wite pepo's faul' ofcourseitis.jpg 64 KB JPG >ask how? >they come at me with b------- arguements >there is a semi popular Polish guy in my class, mention him and say that is it his fault too even though Poles didnt do anything that includes black people > they reply with "no, because he slav, not white" n---- what? since when are slavs not white? I agree he isnt the whitest of people because he looks like a syrian because of his tan but still, arent slavs one of the whitest people? explain this to me /pol/ im confused

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Anon receives internal peace | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/05/21(Wed)22:01:52 No.63533791 why do nofappers and p--- addicts keep fighting? just fap 3-4 times a week using only your imagination take the middle way pill 153 KB JPG

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Anonymous | 804062733 11 min. fa >be me >named David >be depressed for the past 4 years, almost killed myself a couple times >one day while eating with my mother she says that she gave me my name by the David and Goliath story >think about it 203,4 kB JPG >My depression is my Goliath >No matter how weak and insignificant I am I will prevail my Goliath and kill it >Start feeling better about myself Thanks mom.

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Femanon is self-conscious about her looks | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Prolly single for life 05/05/21(Wed)10:58:16 No.63529547 Hello /r9k, femanon here. I wouldn't consider myself conventionally pretty, am never meant to find love. I'm not stereotypically horrendous >5'4 >110lbs >Default sims face except chubby 134 KB JPG cheeks and normie hair >Passive personality cuz no confidence Where to go from here 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 05/05/21(Wed)11:01:02 No.63529572 >>63529547 (OP) # try watching blacked

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Anon is Abigail Shapiro | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/05/21(Wed)08:27:30 No.853705361 8:55 I had a miscarriage Classically Abby · 43K views ·I day ago Screenshot_20210505-052324~3.png 1.33 MB PNG >be a hardcore jew conservative >pro life bimbo >get pregnant >happiest I've been since the pandemic >get my covid vaccine Uhoh.png >f------ miscarriage >go to hell for murdering my child Pic related

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Anon figures out how to speak polish | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/03/21 (Mon)17:24:58 No.14 >Fall asleep on my keyboard >Poles in the thread agree with me 62 KB JPG

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Anon is a truck driver | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/05/21(Wed)08:41:10 No.853686432 File: 20210501_110819.jpg (64 KB, 723x414) >> >be me >truck driver >truck parked in city center >sleep in truck, no toilet in sight >wake up, need to s--- HARD >put plastic bag on passenger seat >kneel over, push it out >feels good man >passenger door opens >co-worker asks for coffee >stares in shock for 3 seconds >says nothing, closes door >l wipe, put clothes on >throw bag into bin outside >give coworker coffe >pretend like nothing happened I wonder how many coworkers know about this now

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anon becomes a christian | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/24/20(Tue)15:40:45 No.61062269 >l'm 27 and don't enjoy anything anymore >read the New Testament >become a Christian >Start practicing nofap >get a job 80 KB JPG >fix my relationship with my parents >start fasting and exercising frequently >quit p--- and m----------- >start practicing guitar >meditate everyday for 15 minutes >suddenly everything becomes enjoyable again >Even the sunlight is beautiful >walking down a forest trail is incredible >feel the best I've felt in years I'm 27 and I'm starting to enjoy things again. Is this the beginning of the road?

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Anon almost wishes for a nuclear winter | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/28/18(Wed)16:33:16 No.786016999 > be me > stationed in the Mojave >fuckmylife.jpeg >get a radio call >some mailman who helped us out is being attacked my fiends >haul ass over there with my 209 KB JPG squad >arrive and he's surrounded >he also has a granny t----- nightkin with him alongside some robotic eyeball >try to help out by snipping a few >mailman then literally pulls out drugs from his anus >he proceeds to pop pills, inject needles, and then smoke a bowl >he then pulls out a double barrel >mailman then gets a blank stare >kills 2 fiends >reloads and gets shot in the back >ignores it while reloading >kills the rest >he then looks at his watch and then is gone without saying a word >mfw

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Anon has a minty fresh asshole | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)23:37:54 No.848520127 >mild throat infection >no, not the rona >gotta suckle on some pills throughout the day to ease the pain >pills are minty fresh as f--- >need to take a s--- 15 KB JPG >s---.exe >spit on toilet paper as per usual because f--- dry toilet paper roughing up my sweet boipussy >realize too late that my spit is nothing but spicy- minty goodness that is now smeared all over my a------ >mfw

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