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>be me >24yo anon >meet girl on tinder >she's super cute >possiblegf.jpeg >not sure what a 9/10 is 59 KB PNG doing with me >i'm a total 3/10 >have amazing sex >afterwards ask her what my appeal was >"oh my stepdad was really fat so it's sort of my fetish" >mfw

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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6m (5/6 1:28) · 853737051 >>853728431 (OP) >Be me, like 6 or something >"Go outside anon" says mom >ok >gotta poop 15 minutes in >gotta stay outside until it starts getting dark >look at car parked outside >examine the bird poop on windshield >idea.jpeg >take off pants >dump brown toddler sized load all over windshield >some liquid s--- leaks down into the crease between the windshield and hood >pull pants back up, unwiped, and turn around to see my creation >theywillnevertellthedifference.gif >get beating that would make slaves shiver

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Anon is confused | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: HFU6OPWN ????? 05/05/21(Wed)20:43:29 No.320164057 >be me >In class, me and some sjw white girls are arguing about race and BLM, and stop asian hate movement Daddy >They say its "wite pepo's faul' ofcourseitis.jpg 64 KB JPG >ask how? >they come at me with b------- arguements >there is a semi popular Polish guy in my class, mention him and say that is it his fault too even though Poles didnt do anything that includes black people > they reply with "no, because he slav, not white" n---- what? since when are slavs not white? I agree he isnt the whitest of people because he looks like a syrian because of his tan but still, arent slavs one of the whitest people? explain this to me /pol/ im confused

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Anon receives internal peace | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/05/21(Wed)22:01:52 No.63533791 why do nofappers and p--- addicts keep fighting? just fap 3-4 times a week using only your imagination take the middle way pill 153 KB JPG

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anon is depressed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 804062733 11 min. fa >be me >named David >be depressed for the past 4 years, almost killed myself a couple times >one day while eating with my mother she says that she gave me my name by the David and Goliath story >think about it 203,4 kB JPG >My depression is my Goliath >No matter how weak and insignificant I am I will prevail my Goliath and kill it >Start feeling better about myself Thanks mom.

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Femanon is self-conscious about her looks | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Prolly single for life 05/05/21(Wed)10:58:16 No.63529547 Hello /r9k, femanon here. I wouldn't consider myself conventionally pretty, am never meant to find love. I'm not stereotypically horrendous >5'4 >110lbs >Default sims face except chubby 134 KB JPG cheeks and normie hair >Passive personality cuz no confidence Where to go from here 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 05/05/21(Wed)11:01:02 No.63529572 >>63529547 (OP) # try watching blacked

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Anon is Abigail Shapiro | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/05/21(Wed)08:27:30 No.853705361 8:55 I had a miscarriage Classically Abby · 43K views ·I day ago Screenshot_20210505-052324~3.png 1.33 MB PNG >be a hardcore jew conservative >pro life bimbo >get pregnant >happiest I've been since the pandemic >get my covid vaccine Uhoh.png >f------ miscarriage >go to hell for murdering my child Pic related

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Anonymous 05/03/21 (Mon)17:24:58 No.14 >Fall asleep on my keyboard >Poles in the thread agree with me 62 KB JPG

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Anon is a truck driver | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/05/21(Wed)08:41:10 No.853686432 File: 20210501_110819.jpg (64 KB, 723x414) >> >be me >truck driver >truck parked in city center >sleep in truck, no toilet in sight >wake up, need to s--- HARD >put plastic bag on passenger seat >kneel over, push it out >feels good man >passenger door opens >co-worker asks for coffee >stares in shock for 3 seconds >says nothing, closes door >l wipe, put clothes on >throw bag into bin outside >give coworker coffe >pretend like nothing happened I wonder how many coworkers know about this now

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anon becomes a christian | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/24/20(Tue)15:40:45 No.61062269 >l'm 27 and don't enjoy anything anymore >read the New Testament >become a Christian >Start practicing nofap >get a job 80 KB JPG >fix my relationship with my parents >start fasting and exercising frequently >quit p--- and m----------- >start practicing guitar >meditate everyday for 15 minutes >suddenly everything becomes enjoyable again >Even the sunlight is beautiful >walking down a forest trail is incredible >feel the best I've felt in years I'm 27 and I'm starting to enjoy things again. Is this the beginning of the road?

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Anon almost wishes for a nuclear winter | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/28/18(Wed)16:33:16 No.786016999 > be me > stationed in the Mojave >fuckmylife.jpeg >get a radio call >some mailman who helped us out is being attacked my fiends >haul ass over there with my 209 KB JPG squad >arrive and he's surrounded >he also has a granny t----- nightkin with him alongside some robotic eyeball >try to help out by snipping a few >mailman then literally pulls out drugs from his anus >he proceeds to pop pills, inject needles, and then smoke a bowl >he then pulls out a double barrel >mailman then gets a blank stare >kills 2 fiends >reloads and gets shot in the back >ignores it while reloading >kills the rest >he then looks at his watch and then is gone without saying a word >mfw

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anon visits france | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 52818309 4 min. ago >visit france >they use "le" unironically 416.0 kB PNG

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Anon has a minty fresh asshole | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)23:37:54 No.848520127 >mild throat infection >no, not the rona >gotta suckle on some pills throughout the day to ease the pain >pills are minty fresh as f--- >need to take a s--- 15 KB JPG >s---.exe >spit on toilet paper as per usual because f--- dry toilet paper roughing up my sweet boipussy >realize too late that my spit is nothing but spicy- minty goodness that is now smeared all over my a------ >mfw

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