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: Anonymous Niemieccy żołnierze w terenie 97% 25 Nimice poma Top MH Amatok Wojska Amateur Military German Soldie Ⓒ140 800 05:39 324 KB JPG AU 01/29/23(Sun)20:10:10 What's the German military like? And why do they have so much gay seks? : Anonymous >>177204206 (OP) # >What's the German military like ask you grandpa No.177204206 01/29/23(Sun)20:11:43 No.177204252 >>177204316 # >>177205741 # >>177206109 # >>177206164 #

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon hates his school | /r/Greentext

My honest reaction: >be me, 18 years old >Senior in high school HOODSHE.COM 733 KB PNG >Go to required gym class >Enter locker room >The lock on my locker is missing >Open locker >I'm greeted by a massive black dildo, it hits me across the face >Decide to go home for the rest of the day and sleep I can't do this anymore

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Anon is busy righting the world's wrongs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Shida 105 KB JPG 01/29/23(Sun)20:49:06 No.72021456 >fumbling around applying my foreskin restoration device f--- i wish i were born female so i don't have to deal with this stupid s--- : Anonymous How would your mom feel if she knew you were trying to undo the choice she made for you? 01/29/23(Sun)20:52:20 No.72021504 >>72021513 # >>72021568 # >>72021568 # : Anonymous >>72021504 # >How would your mom feel if she knew you were trying to undo the choice she made for you? It's seems selfish when you think about it like that 01/29/23(Sun)20:53:18 No.72021513 01/29/23(Sun)20:58:58 No.72021568 : Anonymous >>72021504 # i don't think she would care. she and my dad probably had no real investment in the decision, and were likely just goaded by the doctors to say yes she made a mistake and i will fix it myself

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Anon loves dad | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >be me >about 12 or 13 >my dad bought me a ps2 >my dad would take me every other week to buy a new game >played a lot of cool games >we played this game called Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance 46 KB JPG 12/14/20(Mon)12:51:30 No.842311163 >it had a co-op mode so we'd play it together a lot >I'd always pick the human and he'd be the dwarf >we almost 100% it and even unlocked the secret 4th character Thanks dad

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anon is asexual | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 410 KB JPG 01/01/22(Sat)11:45:42 >asexual gf wants me to wear chastity cage No.66801635 >ok >now asexual gf wants me to wear panties I'm starting to think she's not asexual

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Anon feels unsafe in own house | /r/Greentext

File: maxresdefault.jpg (65 KB, 1280x720) Teacher yells N-word in classroom Anonymous 01/29/23(Sun)14:53:23 No.893464532 ► >>893464580 >>893465029 >>893465410 >>893465493 >>893465932 >be me >live alone >randomly yell s--- like "Heil Hitler" and "N-----" in my house because I can do whatever I want in my own f------ house >one day a note in my mailbox >"we're watching you" with a "!" icon under it >Imao idgaf >keep yelling whatever I want >few days later cops show up >"hello sir we received calls about you yelling all kinds of racist insults and disturbing the neighbors" >tell them I'm not yelling anything at anyone and I show them the note, explaining I feel unsafe in my own house >"please come with us for interrogations regarding all this" >they ask me s--- like "do you know [member of some KKK clan wannabe s---]?" or if I own any weapons or if I know who would've sent me the note and so on. >they let me go about 2 hours later >the second I enter my house I start yelling all kinds of s--- at the top of my lungs for 5 minutes straight >the day after another note >"you will die" >go to the police >"hey remember yesterday? look at what they dropped in my mailbox, how am I the bad guy here? I'm being threatened! I want to file a complaint against unknown persons!" >police goes to everyone in my street to ask about the note >police finally leaves >yell "f--- the jews, Heil Hitler!!" for another 5 minutes >never got another note or cop visit again

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Anon hates French accents | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I hate french accents so much 120 KB PNG 01/25/23(Wed)11:06:25 No.71963491 >Watch blender tutorial >"Haalow guise dis iss mai blendah dutoreeal" >Mic picks up on every smack of their retarded lip. >"And next we need to....." >Accidentally made a mistake and spends the next 30 seconds correcting it without editing it out like a normal person would >".....ohkee, so da next step is......" >Starts f------ around with the zoom scroll >"O, and four the vinal step, wi knead tu instol dis custam blendah adon"

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What did Raimi mean by this? | /r/Greentext

1519236456361.jpg (67 KB, 432x319) google iqdb wait >>97418518 (OP) >Oh, you're sad because a girl at your high-school doesn't like you back? Peter, when I was your age, I left school to bullseye g---- from a helicopter in the middle of some god forsaken jungle. Don't tell me you have it hard because you're a pathetic kissless virgin. You can act sad when you have to leave behind the lady-boy you fell in love with and made passionate steamy love to in a collapsing bamboo shack, just like I did. You think I felt good about firebombing his chink village and watching our f---- hut burn to the ground? We were going to build our lives together there, Peter! You know what? F--- you. Get the f--- out of my car.

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anon wants to order takeout | /r/Greentext

Anonymous no 681 KB GIF 1/29/2023, 10:19:16 AM > want to order take-out Mongolian food > google "Mongolian food xyz street" > no results No.11538405 > google "Mongolian food my city" > no results > know exactly where place is, zoom in on google maps > no results, doesn't display store > get frustrated, drive there and order at counter > phone dings > "Rate your Mongolian Food!" Why is everything worse now than it was in 2011

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Anon's son is the bottom | /r/Greentext

185 KB PNG >be dad >Have gay son >Ok still love him it's 2022 >Meet his BF from university >Way more of a man than son >Just know >F--- wife >Break down crying midsex The thought of my son getting his insides rearranged just like his mother is too much to bare... How do I live knowing he's the bottom

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I HATE THE ANTICHRIST | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous MrBeast preforming miracles 1,000 Blind People See For The First Time MrBeast 1.8M views 36 minutes ago 234 KB JPG 8:01 01/29/23(Sun)22:14:22 No.893493740 MrBeast is now preforming "miracles" for millions to see. He's unironically the antichrist. Revelation 13:13-14 >This second beast performed great miracles; it made fire come down out of heaven to earth in the sight of everyone. >And it deceived all the people living on earth by means of the miracles which it was allowed to perform in the presence of the first beast. The beast told them to build an image in honor of the beast that had been wounded by the sword and yet lived.

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Anon appreciates the beauty of the world | /r/Greentext

kcd.jpg 353 KB JPG when did "beautiful" in games become synonymous with "realistic" : Anonymous 01/23/19(Wed)20:54:07 No.448050237 When god made this beautiful world

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Anon is literally Greg Heffley | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 42 KB JPG Anonymous 218 KB PNG 01/20/23(Fri)09:29:41 No.28160054 I've always been told that I'm a serious person or I look depressed or something. How can I change my face so it at least looks like I'm happy? I literally look like pic related, which is my resting face. 01/20/23(Fri)10:02:32 No.28160111 >>28160054 (OP) #

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