: Anonymous 61 KB JPG 01/21/23(Sat)12:50:11 No.179527793 >be me, late for class, cause my friend planted his car in a tree >open the class door >"Harry my boy! Just in time for our demonstration." >"Now, as I was saying." >"When a wizard loves a witch - or another wizard - veeeeeeeery much, t-t-they... uh..." >"Nevermind, allow me to demonstrate." >"Imperio!" >"Yes, that's right, Harry. Stretch those legs all the way over here to me." >Dumbledore then lifts up his robes to reveal a basilisk (large enough to put Salazar Slytherin's monster itself to shame) hanging limp on the floor. >"Alas, that appears to be the cost of living to an old age." >"No matter. No matter. Wingardium Leviosa!" >"Now, now. I know what you're thinking: 'Harry's only a boy." >"Fortunately, I drew an age line by the door over there, so as to avoid any... er... legal consequences." >"Now, Harry. If you'd be so kind as to lift up your robes and turn around." >"Hmmmm. Let's see now. Yes. Yes. Engorio. ENGORGIO!" >30 minutes later >"A-ah, Harry. Crucio! Nearly there." >"Yes! F-f-five million points to Gryffindor," Dumbledore e---------, calmly. >"Well done Harry. Well done indeed! Who else would like to have a go? No one? Very well, then. Put on your robes and swing by Madam Pomfrey to grab something for the pain." >"See now class, if Harry were a real witch (not just pretending to be one), then he'd be growing a baby in his belly for the next few months." >"But what if you're not ready for a baby yet?" >"Well, let me tell you a secret: That's what Avada Kedavra was initially invented for." >"Oh, and Harry, my boy. One quick thing before you go." >"Obliviate!"

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

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: Anonymous 61 KB JPG 01/21/23(Sat)12:50:11 No.179527793 >be me, late for class, cause my friend planted his car in a tree >open the class door >"Harry my boy! Just in time for our demonstration." >"Now, as I was saying." >"When a wizard loves a witch - or another wizard - veeeeeeeery much, t-t-they... uh..." >"Nevermind, allow me to demonstrate." >"Imperio!" >"Yes, that's right, Harry. Stretch those legs all the way over here to me." >Dumbledore then lifts up his robes to reveal a basilisk (large enough to put Salazar Slytherin's monster itself to shame) hanging limp on the floor. >"Alas, that appears to be the cost of living to an old age." >"No matter. No matter. Wingardium Leviosa!" >"Now, now. I know what you're thinking: 'Harry's only a boy." >"Fortunately, I drew an age line by the door over there, so as to avoid any... er... legal consequences." >"Now, Harry. If you'd be so kind as to lift up your robes and turn around." >"Hmmmm. Let's see now. Yes. Yes. Engorio. ENGORGIO!" >30 minutes later >"A-ah, Harry. Crucio! Nearly there." >"Yes! F-f-five million points to Gryffindor," Dumbledore e---------, calmly. >"Well done Harry. Well done indeed! Who else would like to have a go? No one? Very well, then. Put on your robes and swing by Madam Pomfrey to grab something for the pain." >"See now class, if Harry were a real witch (not just pretending to be one), then he'd be growing a baby in his belly for the next few months." >"But what if you're not ready for a baby yet?" >"Well, let me tell you a secret: That's what Avada Kedavra was initially invented for." >"Oh, and Harry, my boy. One quick thing before you go." >"Obliviate!"

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