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>soon I will ascend >soon سامة Anonymous (ID: 9iouC1xA 01/12/23(Thu)22:59:15 No.411993822 >be 10th tier jew lord >shekel keeper >sitting in my cave surrounded by gold and jewels given to me by the German government >nobusinesslikeshoahbusiness.jpg >my Palestinian child servants enter my feeding chamber >"L-Lord Rosensteinshekelberg... t-the reuben crops aren't growing" >WHAT?! >how dare they bring me such news >"Myehh!" I screech as I rake a talon across their little faces >after I become bored with beating my servants I slither across my lair and soak myself in a nice warm tub of freshly harvested foreskins and consider how to best remedy the lack of reubens >feelsgood.jpg >I can feel myself growing stronger from the foreskins' essence

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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How E-girl influencers are trying to get Gen Z into the military LIFE & CULTURE - FEATURE Cosplay commandos are posting nationalist thirst traps to mobilise the SIMPs - but why? 10th January 2023 genz.png 134 KB PNG Roasties are encouraging their beta simps to throw away their lives to protect Chad's harem from foreign forces.

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Anonymous 195 KB PNG 03/24/21 (Wed)19:36:28 No.62896081 >girl in 11th grade once said I have pretty eyebrows and the girl next to her agreed >still remember it to this day

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Anonymous 121 227 KB JPG 01/13/23(Fri)21:04:11 No.892540321 I recently nutted in a batch of cake mix my gf's roommate was making then proceeded to watch them and their friends eat the cake after a backyard bbq.

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Anonymous 01/12/23(Thu)19:23:28 No.624111423 >>624109649 (OP) # 26 KB JPG >Aww geez looks like I hit you again, you know I wouldn't have to keep doing this if you weren't such a stupid bitch, like do you think I wake up every morning thinking "oh boy am I excited to commit some domestic abuse today, gonna get some good smackerinos in on her this morning", no, that's, that's not me I'm not into this but uh, you, you just keep being a stupid bitch, like what do you think is going to happen, I've hit you three days running now, like three days, come on, there's a patern there can't you pick up on that? I mean I guess not because you're a stupid bitch who can't do anything right which is like the whole f------ problem, I mean geez, I, I see the irony here but this is all I've got, If you weren't such a stupid c--- I wouldn't have to keep doing this and like, we could both just go about our days like normal people, and- Stop f------ crying, shut the f--- up, like why do people cry, what's up with that, like think about it logically, how is making the most annoying noise in the world not going to make me not want to hit you more? >>624112265 # >>624114358 # >>624115698 # >>624116554 # >>624119442 # >>624121580 # >>624124153 #

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18KB 337) Images (64).jpg m mn >staying at brothers house >7yo niece is drawing with her friend >asks me what to draw >tell her to draw a bunny rabbit >she says I'm going to draw your gf >"you can't do this she doesn't exist" >she is dumbfounded as every adult she knows is in a relationship >fast forward a few hours >sits down in front of me and says she has a question >shoot >"do no girls like you?"

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File: bff.png (4 KB, 352x472) troons Anonymous (ID: pvXbapjC hey tards, i have a poem >i am the lorax >i speak for 4chan >you can cut off your penis >but you'll always be a man 11/05/22(Sat)01:21:37 No.16442715 [Reply]

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