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![Ⓒ /tv/ Sam Raimi's Marry Jane was the worst adapted comic book character Anonymous 01/12/23(Thu)09:10:12 No.179112368 [Reply] Spider-Man: >cheats on Harry with Spider-man/Peter >attempts to seduce her ex's best friend at his dad's funeral like a day after they break up Spider-man 2: >leaves her fiance at their wedding >implies she's only dating Jameson cuz Peter rejected her >only becomes super infatuated with Peter again after finding out he's a superhero Spider-man 3 >cheats on Peter with Harry >gets jealous of Peter being a celebrated hero cuz she loses her job as an actress >breaks Peter's heart because Harry threatens him and she's too stupid to realize her boyfriend is Spider-Man and can kick Harry's ass Do people really want this character back in future movies via multiverse shenanigans? Why? Anonymous 01/12/23(Thu)09:31:24 No.179112837 >>179112368 Dude, Mary Jane in the comics is no better. In fact, she's even worse. The only "good" women in Peter's life are Black Cat and a f------ m-----.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/512/765/4e8.png "Anons are right about Mary Jane | /r/Greentext")
![File: bff.png (4 KB, 352x472) troons Anonymous (ID: pvXbapjC hey tards, i have a poem >i am the lorax >i speak for 4chan >you can cut off your penis >but you'll always be a man 11/05/22(Sat)01:21:37 No.16442715 [Reply]](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/512/743/5ba.png "\"for the trees have no tongues...\" | /r/Greentext")
![Stord Anonymous 01/11/23 (Wed)23:02:14 No.26250660 [Reply] ► >>26253630 >*literally just drive normally* >MOOOOOVE!!! YOU MUST DRIVE AS FAST AND RECKLESSLY AS POSSIBLE OR I'M GONNA BE LATE TO WATCH MY WIFE GET F----- BY THE BULL! is there a logical explanation for this behavior?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/512/717/59e.png "anon is a responsible driver | /r/Greentext")
