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Stord Anonymous 01/11/23 (Wed)23:02:14 No.26250660 [Reply] ► >>26253630 >*literally just drive normally* >MOOOOOVE!!! YOU MUST DRIVE AS FAST AND RECKLESSLY AS POSSIBLE OR I'M GONNA BE LATE TO WATCH MY WIFE GET F----- BY THE BULL! is there a logical explanation for this behavior?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 197 KB PNG 01/12/23(Thu)12:33:09 No.90858534 >Use github >Don't opt out of copilot training >Deliberately write s-------- code possible

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EXCLUSIVE INTERNET 'Rick and Morty' co-creator Justin Roiland faces felony domestic violence charges Roiland was charged with domestic battery and false imprisonment in May 2020 after an incident with a woman he was dating, according to a criminal complaint. Anonymous (ID: V+tbF1E) 01/12/23(Thu)14:48:19 No.411943926 ► >>411944292 >>411944402 >>411945172 >>411945268 >>411945387 >>411945552 >>411945678 >>411945723 11948219 >>411948322 >>411948323 >>411948414 >>411948901 >>411949100 >>411949352 >>411950161 >>411950261 >>411950743 >>411951203 >>411951368 >>411951643 >>411951820 >>4119 MORTY! *BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP* MORTY! YOU GOTTA BEAT *BUUURPPPP* WOMEN MORTY! YOU *BUUURP* YOU GOTTA *BUUURP* BEAT 'EM > Oh god oh jeez Rick I don't know if I can really-- LISTEN MORTY *BUUURP* YOU *BUURP* YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MORTY 400 THE WOMEN *BUURP* WUE WHEN YOU DON'T BEAT THEM TUE THEY GET *BURRRRP* TUEV THEY GET UPPITY JUST JUST JUST > I really can't Rick-- JUST TAKE THE GODDAMN SHOVEL MORTY WE CANNOT DO THIS ALL DAY What did he mean by this

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Anon listens to music | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 77 KB JPG 2 Replies 01/11/23(Wed)22:19:48 No.114485770 >Oh thanks for the vinyl >This is Fragile by Yes, correct? >*puts vinyl on record player* >*the first track, Roundabout ends* >F----- amazing album >*takes vinyl and chucks it out the window like a frisbee* View Thread

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Anon doesn’t know what’s wrong with living with parents | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: AOvoupUk 31 KB JPG 08/02/22(Tue)15:44:32 No.389362399 >25 >still live with my parents >don't pay for anything except gas money and my own food >literally saved enough money to buy my own house in cash only in 3 years Why is living with your parents a bad thing again? 14 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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□ Anonymous 05/22/22(Sun)19:48:56 No.599839186 >>599839345 >>599839391 File: 2016-03-28-234510.jpg (102 KB, 960x544) Board /v/ - Video Games ▼ File: 1415005525708.png (10 KB, 363x349) F--- YIU MODS Anonymous 03/28/16(Mon)23:29:41 No.332382950 >>332383032 >>332383040 >>332383126 >>332383161 >>332383175 >>332383229 >>332383 239 >>33 2383313 >>332383370 >>33 2383426 >>332383464 >>332383502 >>332383628 >>332383671 >>332383715 >>332383734 >>332383783 >>332383918 GUESS WHO JUST GOT SENTENCED 18 MONTHS IN FEDERAL PRISON BECAUSE THE FEDS FOUND CP IN NY BROWSER CACHE THAT CAME FROM 4CHAN BECAUSE APPLE REPORTED ME DURING A REPAIR GUESS WHO'S NEVER COMING TO THIS F------ SITE EVER AGAIN F--- YOU CP SPAMMER F--- YOU /V/ CANT WAIT FOR THIS S------- TO BURN 11:45 PM Settings Home Anonymous 03/28/16(Mon) 23:30:21 No.332382991 owned Anonymous 03/28/16(Mon)23:30:41 No.332383008 ► I took this screenshot when 4chan still properly worked on the PS Vita. Ţ

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: Anonymous 01/13/23(Fri)03:41:07 No.892510218 1621429791243.png 684 KB PNG >be me >struggling financially >can't feed my kids >find a factory job >includes working with heavy machinery >big risk but big pay >one day operating on heavy machinery >i get sucked meat and tongue >some dude posts it on reddit with spongebob music playing in the background >100k upvotes the machine and it turns me into a lump of

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: Anonymous 44 KB JPG 07/08/22 (Fri) 15:56:20 No.881631348 >be me >be in math class in high school >just sitting in the back not paying attention to anything the teacher is saying >get the sudden urge to say n----- at the top of my lungs >I almost lit it slip out but stopped myself in time >what does this mean : Anonymous >>881631348 (OP) # I feel a similar urge 07/08/22 (Fri) 15:59:54 No.881631471

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File: 1644300534828.png (821 KB, 907x1248) Anonymous 02/08/22(Tue)16:02:07 No.588032616 [Reply] What are /v/'s honest thoughts on Fate Grand Order? Anonymous 02/08/22(Tue)16:03:06 No.588032712 boob c-- p--- sex sex c--

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: Anonymous gettyimages AN 153 KB JPG : Anonymous 12 KB PNG >>71796934 # 01/12/23(Thu)16:22:11 No.71796301 >Yeah that anon's a real loser, don't you thi- >Oh s---, he's looking at us.. *** >Heyy, anon, how's it going? 01/12/23(Thu)16:24:28 No.71796319 >>71796301 (OP) # >Looking good ladies and gentlemen >Walks away

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anon messes up his daughter's bday | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I f----- up real bad 01/13/23(Fri)02:56:53 No.71798696 >typing this from inside an IHOP rn >share joint custody of my daughter with my ex >both think I'm a loser because all do is talk about Japanese weaponry on 4chan and play MK 760 KB JPG >daughter's birthday comes around (at ex's house), so I decide to show them how cool | am >wrap my 25 in. machete up in gift wrap and it to the party >ex: "wow, you remembered to bring a gift" >shutupbitch.gif >time to break open pinata comes around and I excuse myself >unwrap 25 in. machete and run to the backyard >daughter is blindfolded, holding bat, so I gently shove her out the way so she won't get hit >go ballistic on that paper mache horse >snickers and skittles fly everywhere >triumphantly spike my 25 in. machete into the ground then look around >daughter is crying, none of the parents or children move, ex pulls out her phone >ohshit.jpeg >manage to jump the fence while everyone is still trying to process what happened (didn't have time to take 25 in. machete with me) >drive off I've stopped to gather my thoughts at this IHOP where I'm typing this on my mini mac. May have to leave the state or even the country.

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Anonymous 01/12/23(Thu)14:24:52 No.892481856 > be lil me > wanted to play minecraft > searched up free minecraft working on google > Found a googlesite with working minecraft > Computer said it was a virus > ignored it > actually worked > happiestboyintheworld.jpg > it was version 1.5.2 > no skins or username changes > i didnt care > game started glitching out after a few days > i didnt know what to do > had an idea > deleted it and kept it in recycle bin for a few days > didn't work > ignored it > kept on playing > decide the glitches would be traps > had a great time > life was so simple then bros

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Anonymous 92 KB JPG : Saged >somehow strike gold >10/10 smart virgin white guy >dating my ideal type search hard enough and maybe you'll find a girl like me too 46 KB JPG 06/26/22(Sun)19:56:11 No.69189052 >be me >south asian girl (kashmiri) >only interested in intelligence >guys being smart makes me wet >too shy to actually make a move >guys i like are too shy too >use dating apps >neanderthals.png >use dating apps >neanderthals.png : Anonymous 06/26/22(Sun)20:00:02 No.69189091 >>69189052 (OP) # >>be me >south asian girl (kashmiri) >only interested in intelligence >guys being smart makes me wet >too shy to actually make a move >guys i like are too shy too >somehow strike gold >10/10 smart virgin white guy >dating my ideal type >search hard enoughh and maybe you'll find a girl like me too! 06/26/22(Sun)20:19:21 No.69189269 How many kids are you going to have?

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