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□ Anonymous 05/22/22(Sun)19:48:56 No.599839186 >>599839345 >>599839391 File: 2016-03-28-234510.jpg (102 KB, 960x544) Board /v/ - Video Games ▼ File: 1415005525708.png (10 KB, 363x349) F--- YIU MODS Anonymous 03/28/16(Mon)23:29:41 No.332382950 >>332383032 >>332383040 >>332383126 >>332383161 >>332383175 >>332383229 >>332383 239 >>33 2383313 >>332383370 >>33 2383426 >>332383464 >>332383502 >>332383628 >>332383671 >>332383715 >>332383734 >>332383783 >>332383918 GUESS WHO JUST GOT SENTENCED 18 MONTHS IN FEDERAL PRISON BECAUSE THE FEDS FOUND CP IN NY BROWSER CACHE THAT CAME FROM 4CHAN BECAUSE APPLE REPORTED ME DURING A REPAIR GUESS WHO'S NEVER COMING TO THIS F------ SITE EVER AGAIN F--- YOU CP SPAMMER F--- YOU /V/ CANT WAIT FOR THIS S------- TO BURN 11:45 PM Settings Home Anonymous 03/28/16(Mon) 23:30:21 No.332382991 owned Anonymous 03/28/16(Mon)23:30:41 No.332383008 ► I took this screenshot when 4chan still properly worked on the PS Vita. Ţ

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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anon rewrites an old greentext | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/13/23(Fri)03:41:07 No.892510218 1621429791243.png 684 KB PNG >be me >struggling financially >can't feed my kids >find a factory job >includes working with heavy machinery >big risk but big pay >one day operating on heavy machinery >i get sucked meat and tongue >some dude posts it on reddit with spongebob music playing in the background >100k upvotes the machine and it turns me into a lump of

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Anon has a moment | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 44 KB JPG 07/08/22 (Fri) 15:56:20 No.881631348 >be me >be in math class in high school >just sitting in the back not paying attention to anything the teacher is saying >get the sudden urge to say n----- at the top of my lungs >I almost lit it slip out but stopped myself in time >what does this mean : Anonymous >>881631348 (OP) # I feel a similar urge 07/08/22 (Fri) 15:59:54 No.881631471

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a highly intellectual discussion about vidya | /r/Greentext

File: 1644300534828.png (821 KB, 907x1248) Anonymous 02/08/22(Tue)16:02:07 No.588032616 [Reply] What are /v/'s honest thoughts on Fate Grand Order? Anonymous 02/08/22(Tue)16:03:06 No.588032712 boob c-- p--- sex sex c--

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Anon knows how to socialise | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous gettyimages AN 153 KB JPG : Anonymous 12 KB PNG >>71796934 # 01/12/23(Thu)16:22:11 No.71796301 >Yeah that anon's a real loser, don't you thi- >Oh s---, he's looking at us.. *** >Heyy, anon, how's it going? 01/12/23(Thu)16:24:28 No.71796319 >>71796301 (OP) # >Looking good ladies and gentlemen >Walks away

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anon messes up his daughter's bday | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I f----- up real bad 01/13/23(Fri)02:56:53 No.71798696 >typing this from inside an IHOP rn >share joint custody of my daughter with my ex >both think I'm a loser because all do is talk about Japanese weaponry on 4chan and play MK 760 KB JPG >daughter's birthday comes around (at ex's house), so I decide to show them how cool | am >wrap my 25 in. machete up in gift wrap and it to the party >ex: "wow, you remembered to bring a gift" >shutupbitch.gif >time to break open pinata comes around and I excuse myself >unwrap 25 in. machete and run to the backyard >daughter is blindfolded, holding bat, so I gently shove her out the way so she won't get hit >go ballistic on that paper mache horse >snickers and skittles fly everywhere >triumphantly spike my 25 in. machete into the ground then look around >daughter is crying, none of the parents or children move, ex pulls out her phone >ohshit.jpeg >manage to jump the fence while everyone is still trying to process what happened (didn't have time to take 25 in. machete with me) >drive off I've stopped to gather my thoughts at this IHOP where I'm typing this on my mini mac. May have to leave the state or even the country.

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Anon pirates Minecraft | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/12/23(Thu)14:24:52 No.892481856 > be lil me > wanted to play minecraft > searched up free minecraft working on google > Found a googlesite with working minecraft > Computer said it was a virus > ignored it > actually worked > happiestboyintheworld.jpg > it was version 1.5.2 > no skins or username changes > i didnt care > game started glitching out after a few days > i didnt know what to do > had an idea > deleted it and kept it in recycle bin for a few days > didn't work > ignored it > kept on playing > decide the glitches would be traps > had a great time > life was so simple then bros

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Anon is a south Asian girl | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 92 KB JPG : Saged >somehow strike gold >10/10 smart virgin white guy >dating my ideal type search hard enough and maybe you'll find a girl like me too 46 KB JPG 06/26/22(Sun)19:56:11 No.69189052 >be me >south asian girl (kashmiri) >only interested in intelligence >guys being smart makes me wet >too shy to actually make a move >guys i like are too shy too >use dating apps >neanderthals.png >use dating apps >neanderthals.png : Anonymous 06/26/22(Sun)20:00:02 No.69189091 >>69189052 (OP) # >>be me >south asian girl (kashmiri) >only interested in intelligence >guys being smart makes me wet >too shy to actually make a move >guys i like are too shy too >somehow strike gold >10/10 smart virgin white guy >dating my ideal type >search hard enoughh and maybe you'll find a girl like me too! 06/26/22(Sun)20:19:21 No.69189269 How many kids are you going to have?

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Anon fried his brain | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 362 KB JPG 01/11/23(Wed)19:54:58 No.71791086 >say f--- it >use weed the whole month of December >go without it for a week >can't j------- or enjoy p--- anymore when will I go back to normal Anonymous >>71791086 (OP) # Never you f----- up, 01/11/23(Wed)20:07:05 No.71791216

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Anon is inducted into the hall of retards | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/23/19(Fri)08:26:22 No.807817159 >hear that 4chan is filled with elite hackers >open browser and go to 4chan >my laptop camera scans my retinal >"permission granted" >holy mackerel these guys are elite! >I get a message on my phone from an unknown number 381 KB JPG >"put all your fingers on the trackpad" >I put my fingers on the trackpad and my fingerprints are burned off >holy f--- >mfw they initiate me into their anti-establishment hacker group >mfw we're going to flip society on their head >lol just kidding >they're just a bunch of retards

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That $400 is barely enough to pay for Anon's tendies and dewey for a week! What is he supposed to do guys??? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/12/23(Thu)09:55:35 No.71795647 bruh graduate college >get highest paying job I'm qualified for (23/hr) >rent cheapest apartment I can find (850/month) >have to pay on loans (1k/month) >have to buy groceries for myself (~400/month) How in thee f--- am I supposed to make it 194 KB JPG

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Anon gets a piercing | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 101 12/13/22(Tue)21:00:08 No.28741538 >transfem been on hormones for over a year >always wanted nipple piercings but thought they'd look dumb on a flat chest >boobs are now big enough that i decided to go for it >never had any other piercing done before, so really nervous about the pain and healing process, especially because my nips are very sensitive (foreshadowing) >piercer is a heavily tattooed lady in her 30's or so with so many piercings it's basically chain mail >she's super nice, answers all of my questions and makes sure i'm comfortable >i take my shirt off and she wipes one of my n------ with alcohol >start feeling a bit of pressure and try to take deep breaths >it hurts a lot but i've had worse >feel kind of reassured and ecstatic actually? >i start getting hard even though i have a really low libido usually >try to ignore it >"That wasn't so bad, was it! You wanted one on both, right?" >i nod and she disinfects the other one too >the way she rubs it feels really good i start getting butterflies in my stomach >fully bricked up, still out of breath and light headed from the last one >she pierces it >i c-- >she notices me twitch in a weird way and puts her hand on my cheek >quietly says "that's the last one, you alright?" >i'm so embarrassed i can't even speak, i just let out a little gasping moan >lie down and relax for a few minutes >thank her and skedaddle home 160 KB PNG happened almost two weeks ago and haven't been able to stop thinking about it. What the f--- do i do with this new core memory?

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Anon got bullied | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 170 KB PNG 12/29/22(Thu)16:11:55 No.71606269 >be me, 14 years old >getting bullied at school >one day decide to get revenge >idea.jpeg >order an 1800s vintage french sword from ebay >spend a whole week barely being able to sleep from excitement >it finally comes >have a little fun with it, play around, cut some fruit >holyshitthisissharp.png >decide to bring it to school with me >hide it up my ass so no one sees it >third period, the bully comes to pick on me, as ussual >this time he doesnt know about the little surprise i have >gets up close to me and hits me >ENOUGH!.png >get the sword out >stainless steel 74 cm, a beautiful baby >get into the Pflug pose, and get ready >he s---- himself and starts running >almost get suspended, but it was worth it >wake up

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