: Anonymous 75 KB JPG : Anonymous 142 KB JPG >>892505259 # 01/12/23(Thu)11:52:46 No.892504427 >orange juice from concentrate you shouldn't even be allowed to call this stuff orange juice it's an entirely different product : Anonymous QUACK !!! 01/12/23(Thu)11:54:05 No.892504760 >>892506657 # >>892504427 (OP) # Go f--- yourself : Anonymous >>892504760 # what's the matter dude 01/12/23(Thu)12:07:22 No.892505259 : Anonymous 01/12/23(Thu)12:40:51 No.892506557 >Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice >It said concentrate on the carton 01/12/23(Thu)12:42:09 No.892506619

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: Anonymous 10/31/19(Thu)19:20:01 No.13146883 >be 1 month neet after my job of a year >my only skill is videogames >think cooking is for girls >discover gordon ramsay >he's angry, but wise and 33 KB JPG understandable >start watching hall his videos >just made a pumpkin soup after his recipe and my whole family likes it and says good job >get happy that I finally did something on my own and that my family isn't angry or disappointing thank you Ramsay

: Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 10:58:14 No.204864976 maxresdefault (3).jpg 73 KB JPG >you're gaslighting me! >you're love bombing me! >you're stonewalling me! >you're mansplaining to me! realistically, how do you respond to this?

GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.

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: Anonymous 1.24 MB GIF 01/13/23(Fri)12:30:57 No.71806451 >Be me 20min ago >Ask my best friend if I am her best friend >She ask me if she is my best friend >She responds that she thinks of me as a good friend >My heart is ripped out There is no sexual tension btw, I don't see her like that and I am too young for her (about 15 years younger I think) 1 Reply View Thread 01/13/23(Fri)15:16:56 No.71807609 : Anonymous >>71806451 (OP) # where are you getting these best friends that are 15 years older than you

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How E-girl influencers are trying to get Gen Z into the military LIFE & CULTURE - FEATURE Cosplay commandos are posting nationalist thirst traps to mobilise the SIMPs - but why? 10th January 2023 genz.png 134 KB PNG Roasties are encouraging their beta simps to throw away their lives to protect Chad's harem from foreign forces.

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Anonymous 195 KB PNG 03/24/21 (Wed)19:36:28 No.62896081 >girl in 11th grade once said I have pretty eyebrows and the girl next to her agreed >still remember it to this day

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Anonymous 121 227 KB JPG 01/13/23(Fri)21:04:11 No.892540321 I recently nutted in a batch of cake mix my gf's roommate was making then proceeded to watch them and their friends eat the cake after a backyard bbq.

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Anonymous 01/12/23(Thu)19:23:28 No.624111423 >>624109649 (OP) # 26 KB JPG >Aww geez looks like I hit you again, you know I wouldn't have to keep doing this if you weren't such a stupid bitch, like do you think I wake up every morning thinking "oh boy am I excited to commit some domestic abuse today, gonna get some good smackerinos in on her this morning", no, that's, that's not me I'm not into this but uh, you, you just keep being a stupid bitch, like what do you think is going to happen, I've hit you three days running now, like three days, come on, there's a patern there can't you pick up on that? I mean I guess not because you're a stupid bitch who can't do anything right which is like the whole f------ problem, I mean geez, I, I see the irony here but this is all I've got, If you weren't such a stupid c--- I wouldn't have to keep doing this and like, we could both just go about our days like normal people, and- Stop f------ crying, shut the f--- up, like why do people cry, what's up with that, like think about it logically, how is making the most annoying noise in the world not going to make me not want to hit you more? >>624112265 # >>624114358 # >>624115698 # >>624116554 # >>624119442 # >>624121580 # >>624124153 #

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Anonymous Super Nintendo Nostalgia 01/12/23(Thu)22:51:29 No.892534043 >be me >8 year old autist back in the mid 90s >dad takes me to movie rental store on friday night after school to rent a game for my snes >prettycool.jpg >find game called Super Bonk >looks fun so i tell my dad to rent the game >we take the game home >play it religiously over the weekend >go to school monday >teacher greets me just inside classroom door >old bag, probably 60 years old >idea.png >think it would be funny to headbutt her just like Bonk does to enemies 32 KB JPG >engage autist fury mode >charge at her full speed > my head rams directly into her chest, felt ribs crack >she falls back and lays on the floor unable to get up >classmates look at me horrified >teacher is out for several weeks >end up getting placed in special ed the next week Man so many fun memories of the ol' super nintendo. what were your favorite games growing up?

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Ⓒ /tv/ Sam Raimi's Marry Jane was the worst adapted comic book character Anonymous 01/12/23(Thu)09:10:12 No.179112368 [Reply] Spider-Man: >cheats on Harry with Spider-man/Peter >attempts to seduce her ex's best friend at his dad's funeral like a day after they break up Spider-man 2: >leaves her fiance at their wedding >implies she's only dating Jameson cuz Peter rejected her >only becomes super infatuated with Peter again after finding out he's a superhero Spider-man 3 >cheats on Peter with Harry >gets jealous of Peter being a celebrated hero cuz she loses her job as an actress >breaks Peter's heart because Harry threatens him and she's too stupid to realize her boyfriend is Spider-Man and can kick Harry's ass Do people really want this character back in future movies via multiverse shenanigans? Why? Anonymous 01/12/23(Thu)09:31:24 No.179112837 >>179112368 Dude, Mary Jane in the comics is no better. In fact, she's even worse. The only "good" women in Peter's life are Black Cat and a f------ m-----.

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18KB 337) Images (64).jpg m mn >staying at brothers house >7yo niece is drawing with her friend >asks me what to draw >tell her to draw a bunny rabbit >she says I'm going to draw your gf >"you can't do this she doesn't exist" >she is dumbfounded as every adult she knows is in a relationship >fast forward a few hours >sits down in front of me and says she has a question >shoot >"do no girls like you?"

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File: bff.png (4 KB, 352x472) troons Anonymous (ID: pvXbapjC hey tards, i have a poem >i am the lorax >i speak for 4chan >you can cut off your penis >but you'll always be a man 11/05/22(Sat)01:21:37 No.16442715 [Reply]

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File: UPSmailsus.jpg (142 KB, 555x377) ups Anonymous (ID: 7qhOVb1u) 02/12/22(Sat)14:10:57 No.46478808 ► >Training/Apprentice position paying under minimum wage >"For this position, you require experience wi..

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: Anonymous 822 KB JPG >... 1 Reply 01/12/23(Thu)14:11:27 No.892502498 >relative in prison >relative used to be a role model for me >would teach me how to be a "real man" and we'd even go to the gym together >recently got a call >relative told me they fell in love with a trans man in prison View Thread Anonymous >>892502498 (OP) # F--- you expect, only did a year in prison. It's so boring in there that i read a song of ice and fire and I don't even like reading. I'd choose f------ a t----- over books any day 01/12/23(Thu)14:32:40 No.892503521

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