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: Anonymous 6 KB JPG 01/20/23(Fri)11:51:14 No.624958094 >Game's community discovers a glitch >It's actually really fun and/or skillful >It adds mechanical depth that differentiates the game from its peers >It might even become a part of the game's identity >Developers patch it out because MUH ORIGINAL INTENTIONS

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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Anonymous 09/16/20(Wed)23:11:57 No.17059503 >>17059546 >>17059609 >>17059665 File: 1587894210677.jpg (103 KB, 733x486) >I consider myself a patient man, Harry. I overlooked that time you kept sneaking trans students polyjuice potion containing their own hair, making them turn back into their normal selves, despite the suicides. >I was even willing to turn a blind eye to you casting memory charms on post op hufflepuffs, because the look on their faces when you showed them a mirror was frankly hilarious, but this fine you've gone too far. >you have to understand that sectumsempra is dangerous magic, Harry, and I can't just let you go round telling Hufflepuffs that it's an instant transition spell if they point it at their crotch. >I hope you understand the gravity of this situation, and see why I'm only awarding you 42 points

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Anon is an NPC.. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 27 KB PNG 09/17/18(Mon)06:17:35 No.48178708 3 Replies / 1 Image >no friends >no real hobbies >no special talents >no gf >meaningless, unfulfilling job I hate >don't believe in anything >observe other people living life, rather than actually experiencing it for myself Am I an NPC? View Thread

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Anonymous (ID: toj0wv2z) Mysteriously wealthy Atlanta gay couple who were charged with sodomizing their adopted sons also 'offered them up to local men and sent out videos of them r----- the boys' By Jennifer Smith, Chief Reporter For Dailymail.Com 13:34 20 Jan 2023, updated 14:31 20 Jan 2023 Zulock 2009 01/20/23(Fri)09:18:04 No.412920758 Zuleck DOIS Zulack 2009 98 Replies / 12 Images Zulock 2009 ARRESTED CON COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFI Number: 802054 BEBAEBC1-C650-4A1A-BC63-9CDF250C9B26.jpg 239 KB JPG >rich gay couple adopts boys to r--- and sells them to other rich clients Just how big is the p--- network? View Thread

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Anon cures gay | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/20/23(Fri)07:45:12 No.892956449 139 KB JPG Shock therapy does not work you dumbasses, there is a better way >hook up with a gay >just as he inserts his gay penis in you, say "no h---" >it's not gay if you say no h--- >suddenly he's having straight sex >you tricked him into becoming straight I've converted 80 such men already

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: Anonymous O 101 KB PNG 08/02/21 (Mon)21:38:17 No.388 >Moo at a cow >It moos back We are friends

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: Anonymous >>67585702 OP here. This is the second story 02/26/22(Sat)17:25:33 No.67586101 >be me >on tinder >match with girl >6/10 >eh, free p---- >go over to her place >blood all over the door >ask why there's blood >"let me show you the basement" >go downstairs >there's just a drain in the middle of the room >gtfo as fast as possible i was next bros. reported it to the police and they did nothing

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Anonymous >tfw extremely low self esteem >tfw never want to do anything or interact with people because I'm afraid they will hate me >make comment on youtube >someone replies with something mean >instantly delete comment >uploaded a bunch of videos on youtube a while back but deleted them all >people started sending me messages asking what happened >delete the account >delete all my social media accounts and make news ones >use to draw, stopped drawing for fear that my art was s--- 153 KB PNG >never actually think any of my art is good and too afraid to ask people for their objective opinion >afraid I'm ugly and that people are just too afraid to tell me >never post anything of myself online >constantly extremely depressed and lurk 4chan for any kind of social interaction because if someone says something mean I can just leave the thread >even then I hardly ever post and lurk for years sometimes without ever posting or contributing to a thread 01/19/23(Thu)19:22:10 No.892939280 >even after creating this thread I will just close my browser and listen to music and try not to think about my life 3 Replies Anonymous >>892939280 (OP) # stupid retard >KAWAO 01/19/23(Thu)19:24:25 No.892939382 Anonymous View Thread : Anonymous you should probably just kill yourself 01/19/23(Thu)19:24:41 No.892939393 01/19/23(Thu)19:33:13 No.892939721 Social media is bad for your mental well being. May I suggest finding a sugar mommy to give you money and sex?

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Anon works at a snack bar | /r/Greentext

conguitos CHOCOLATE CACAHUETE 90ge Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)18:32:08 No.49830483 ► >>49830489 >>49830501 >>49830526 >>49830548 >>49832235 ≥ Will there be a Conguitos based Pokémon? >> Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)18:41:05 No.49830578 Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu) 18:42:12 No.49830587 >me working at snack bar in Madrid airport >diplomat-looking African guy comes >>49830690 >he asks in heavily African-accented English "what is the best Spanish snack?" >without even thinking, i give him some Conguitos, which are honestly delicious and my favorite snack >I say "Conguitos very good" >black guys stares at the Conguitos, then at me, then at the Conguitos. >looks honestly at a loss of words for 5 long seconds >pays and leaves with his Conguitos I really think he liked them

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Anonymous pepe approves 52 KB JPG 01/20/23(Fri)09:28:11 No.892961679 >11 y/o cousin is staying with us for a week >he plays on his switch constantly >offer to play Mario kart or smash with him >"sorry but I'm bored of all my games" >pull out my Xbox 360, fire up fallout 3 >walk him through the first few missions >he gets the hang of it >fast forward until the day before he leaves >playing on my pc, hear familiar music from the back yard >cousin is playing Butcher Pete from my mother's iPhone, which is strapped to his arm with rubber bands >he's shooting stuff in the yard, but acting like he's in slow motion >realize he's pretending to have a pip-boy and shooting stuff in vats >mfw

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: Anonymous How My Creepypasta Phase Ruine(...) 201 KB PNG 01/20/23(Fri)06:31:01 No.892944453 >Be 7th grade >Went to ghetto school >Not a crispy c--- so I didn't act like everyone else >Had friends that behaved the same >One got bullied >Baboons called him Fish >Fish was a full blown weeb >REALLY into Bleach >Thought Hollows were real >Had a journal he used to draw in >Rumors of a list on names inside of it started >Real school shooter type s--- >Spooked the spooks >Fish stopped getting bullied >Other friend and I roll with it >Nigs stopped nigging so I'm not complaining >I was really into Creepypasta as most preteen f------ were >Start openly discussing it to add weight to rumors >Start abusing power (taking best lunch, getting first dibs on computers, etc.) >They're actually afraid of us >Feels good >This goes on for almost whole year >Get to spring break without problems >Gets called to principal's >Other friends are there >F--- >Principal asks about the journal >Fish goes into the entire lore of Bleach >I make things worse by quoting The Silence from Dr Who >Other friend s---- himself in silence >Parents are called >Meets are had >Issue gets handled surprisingly quick >Everyone kind of forgets about it >Jigs remain afraid >Mfw I narrowly dodged expulsion

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Anonymous 0 minutes ago 71896984 >talk with boomer about thing >boomer gives long rant her son's schooling >I try to talk about my situation in same thing and how certain things work in country school authority and how certain things are f----- up >"no that's not how it works" >try to explain further >"no I'm tired end of discussion" very satisfying conversation

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File: linguini.png (333 KB, 610x342) □ Anonymous 01/19/23(Thu)22:02:29 No.892945718 ► Linguini for one please gettyimages andrest

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