Anon cures gay | /r/Greentext | Greentext Stories | Know Your Meme

Anonymous 01/20/23(Fri)07:45:12 No.892956449 139 KB JPG Shock therapy does not work you dumbasses, there is a better way >hook up with a gay >just as he inserts his gay penis in you, say "no h---" >it's not gay if you say no h--- >suddenly he's having straight sex >you tricked him into becoming straight I've converted 80 such men already

Share Pin Download More

reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext organism

Origin Entry: Greentext Stories

File type: jpg

Resolution: (1169px x 750px)

File size: 88.4 KB

File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

View All 43,685 Images

More:

It's the little things fellas | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous O 101 KB PNG 08/02/21 (Mon)21:38:17 No.388 >Moo at a cow >It moos back We are friends

Pin

Anon experienced double standards | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >>67585702 OP here. This is the second story 02/26/22(Sat)17:25:33 No.67586101 >be me >on tinder >match with girl >6/10 >eh, free p---- >go over to her place >blood all over the door >ask why there's blood >"let me show you the basement" >go downstairs >there's just a drain in the middle of the room >gtfo as fast as possible i was next bros. reported it to the police and they did nothing

Pin

anon discusses mental health on 4chan | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >tfw extremely low self esteem >tfw never want to do anything or interact with people because I'm afraid they will hate me >make comment on youtube >someone replies with something mean >instantly delete comment >uploaded a bunch of videos on youtube a while back but deleted them all >people started sending me messages asking what happened >delete the account >delete all my social media accounts and make news ones >use to draw, stopped drawing for fear that my art was s--- 153 KB PNG >never actually think any of my art is good and too afraid to ask people for their objective opinion >afraid I'm ugly and that people are just too afraid to tell me >never post anything of myself online >constantly extremely depressed and lurk 4chan for any kind of social interaction because if someone says something mean I can just leave the thread >even then I hardly ever post and lurk for years sometimes without ever posting or contributing to a thread 01/19/23(Thu)19:22:10 No.892939280 >even after creating this thread I will just close my browser and listen to music and try not to think about my life 3 Replies Anonymous >>892939280 (OP) # stupid retard >KAWAO 01/19/23(Thu)19:24:25 No.892939382 Anonymous View Thread : Anonymous you should probably just kill yourself 01/19/23(Thu)19:24:41 No.892939393 01/19/23(Thu)19:33:13 No.892939721 Social media is bad for your mental well being. May I suggest finding a sugar mommy to give you money and sex?

Pin

Anon works at a snack bar | /r/Greentext

conguitos CHOCOLATE CACAHUETE 90ge Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)18:32:08 No.49830483 ► >>49830489 >>49830501 >>49830526 >>49830548 >>49832235 ≥ Will there be a Conguitos based Pokémon? >> Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)18:41:05 No.49830578 Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu) 18:42:12 No.49830587 >me working at snack bar in Madrid airport >diplomat-looking African guy comes >>49830690 >he asks in heavily African-accented English "what is the best Spanish snack?" >without even thinking, i give him some Conguitos, which are honestly delicious and my favorite snack >I say "Conguitos very good" >black guys stares at the Conguitos, then at me, then at the Conguitos. >looks honestly at a loss of words for 5 long seconds >pays and leaves with his Conguitos I really think he liked them

Pin

Anon introduces cousin to fallout | /r/Greentext

Anonymous pepe approves 52 KB JPG 01/20/23(Fri)09:28:11 No.892961679 >11 y/o cousin is staying with us for a week >he plays on his switch constantly >offer to play Mario kart or smash with him >"sorry but I'm bored of all my games" >pull out my Xbox 360, fire up fallout 3 >walk him through the first few missions >he gets the hang of it >fast forward until the day before he leaves >playing on my pc, hear familiar music from the back yard >cousin is playing Butcher Pete from my mother's iPhone, which is strapped to his arm with rubber bands >he's shooting stuff in the yard, but acting like he's in slow motion >realize he's pretending to have a pip-boy and shooting stuff in vats >mfw

Pin

anon narrowly dodges expulsion | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous How My Creepypasta Phase Ruine(...) 201 KB PNG 01/20/23(Fri)06:31:01 No.892944453 >Be 7th grade >Went to ghetto school >Not a crispy c--- so I didn't act like everyone else >Had friends that behaved the same >One got bullied >Baboons called him Fish >Fish was a full blown weeb >REALLY into Bleach >Thought Hollows were real >Had a journal he used to draw in >Rumors of a list on names inside of it started >Real school shooter type s--- >Spooked the spooks >Fish stopped getting bullied >Other friend and I roll with it >Nigs stopped nigging so I'm not complaining >I was really into Creepypasta as most preteen f------ were >Start openly discussing it to add weight to rumors >Start abusing power (taking best lunch, getting first dibs on computers, etc.) >They're actually afraid of us >Feels good >This goes on for almost whole year >Get to spring break without problems >Gets called to principal's >Other friends are there >F--- >Principal asks about the journal >Fish goes into the entire lore of Bleach >I make things worse by quoting The Silence from Dr Who >Other friend s---- himself in silence >Parents are called >Meets are had >Issue gets handled surprisingly quick >Everyone kind of forgets about it >Jigs remain afraid >Mfw I narrowly dodged expulsion

Pin

Boomer Stacy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 0 minutes ago 71896984 >talk with boomer about thing >boomer gives long rant her son's schooling >I try to talk about my situation in same thing and how certain things work in country school authority and how certain things are f----- up >"no that's not how it works" >try to explain further >"no I'm tired end of discussion" very satisfying conversation

Pin

Linguini a la carte | /r/Greentext

File: linguini.png (333 KB, 610x342) □ Anonymous 01/19/23(Thu)22:02:29 No.892945718 ► Linguini for one please gettyimages andrest

Pin

African scramble | /r/Greentext

05/17/22(Tue)05:08:02 No.68661398 >Be African and talking with black American over the internet >He gets angry when i say i couldn't care less about racism in america since i don't live there It's like he expected me to connect because we had the same skin color. I don't empathise with Americans no matter their race. : Anonymous 32 KB JPG

Pin

A not so /g/entleman | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Anti-Virus Kaspersky WIB KASPERSKYS Kaspersky Anti-Virus S 134 KB JPG 03/22/19(Fri)10:22:46 No.70257524 Explain antiviruses to me as if I was a 45 year old housewife. 03/22/19(Fri)10:23:41 No.70257528 Anonymous >>70257524 (OP) # May I speak to your husband? >>70257565 # >>70257576 # >>70257725 # >>70258131 # >>70258718 # >>70258766 # >>70259159 # >>70259190 # >>70259302 # >>70259591 # >>70259848 # >>70259986 # >>70260074 # >>70260275 #

Pin

Anon plays Valorant. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Fembot dating stories 01/20/23(Fri) 10:37:32 No.71893413 >be me >19 year old femanon NEET >dangerously socially retarded >do nothing but play vidya and watch anime >meet guy on Valorant during quarantine 95 KB PNG >actually really charismatic and funny >start playing together daily >daily vidya turns into daily messages >messages start getting more and more lewd >most his lewd messages almost always mention his 8 inch c--- >he eventually asks me to send nudes >fuckthatshit.jpg >he becomes more and more persistent >keep telling him I'm not comfortable with it >he keeps persisting >finally agree to send him my nudes if he sends me his >he is reluctant but eventually agrees >sends d--- pic >3 inch veiny mushroom >can't look at it without out instantly thinking of toad from mario >feel misled and manipulated >refuse to send my nudes because he lied to me >he starts babyraging at me and tells me not to contact him again >feel really depressed and stupid for thinking he actually liked me for who I am as a person >weeks go by >get a message from him out of nowhere >"kill yourself you dumb f------ slut" >feel rage come over me, start to see red >post his 3 incher on his facebook wall along with the toxic message he sent me so his friends and family can see what a big man he really is >a girl responds with the "cry-laugh" emoji >realize the girl has the same last name as him >nearly choke on my laughter >later that night >get a message from that girl >turns out it was his sister, she apologizes for his behavior >months go by >me and his sister are still friends >apparently he has become reclusive and depressed >can't help but feel guilty even though he brought it on himself

Pin

anon predicts the last of us 3 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >The Last of Us Part 3 releases Ayo The Last >uses emotionally swelling music with news reports in its intro of Us Pt. 3 >a whole bunch of references to the 14 KB PNG 01/20/23(Fri)12:53:21 No.892948492 : Anonymous Meds now games prior >then the game finally opens >a n-----, t-----, and jew are lined up side by side >chained to the ground >a bucket of acid gets dumped on the n----- >his audio files swap to monkey noises >a muscular well groomed man laughs at the t----- >it bashes its head on the floor to stop the humiliation >a swastika gets branded in the jew's forehead >it squeals "00000YYYY VEEEYYYYYYY" >eventually it transforms into its true demonic form and ellie comes up to unload holy water c-- all over its face with a futa c--- 01/20/23(Fri)12:54:22 No.892948527

Pin

Know Your Meme

Like Page 1.8M likes