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Anonymous 01/19/23(Thu)20:22:17 No.892921076 >>892921146 >>892921770 >>892921875 >>892922198 >>892922255 >>892922734 >>892923098 >>892923446 >>892923639 >>892924197 >>892921000 >be yesterday night >girlfriend's birthday >she is russian >we haven't had sex yet >been dating for 10 months >buy her a big box of condoms >attach a card with a note on top of it >explain that i used a pin to put a hole in 1 of the 100 condoms >it's like russian roulette but without a gun >she opens it >reads the note >her face looks like her pet dog had been shot in the head >ask her if she likes the present >tells me she would rather it had been a gun >says there is no way i would ever risk having a baby with you >she went upstairs and locks herself in the bedroom >me sleep in the sofa i don't think she is on her period so what the heck is going on with this women? Anonymous 01/19/23(Thu)20:23:49 No.892921146 ► >>892921496 >>892921726 >>892921802 >>892922085 >>892921076 You idiot, russian roulette is a 1/6 chance of the bullet firing, but your condoms are only 1/100.. did you fail math at school? Pierce 15 more condoms with your pin and then write an apology note and slip it under her door.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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