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First day at work Anonymous 01/19/23(Thu)12:47:50 No.624834336 >My first day at work >Happy >Accidentaly starts a resonance cascade, destroying the entire facility >F------ kills an entire military unit >Get attention of the most powerful empire in the multiverse, causing the doom of my planet >Gets kidnapped by a palid f-- Can you guys help me with this?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon is japanese | /r/Greentext

Anonymous ASTH WO WARS 11 KB PNG 12/11/18(Tue)20:44:40 No.787152545 >be me >japanese >living with a white family in the US >pretty sweet gig honestly >one day their bitchy white daughter kicks down my bedroom door >call her a baka and tell her to get out >"FOR THE LAST TIME ANON YOU'RE NOT JAPANESE YOU'RE JUST A F------ WEEB" >mfw

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Anon spots a subliminal message | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Jack in the box 94 KB JPG 01/19/23(Thu)08:50:45 No.892904480 >jacking euphemism for masterbating >box euphemism for vagina >jack in the box clear innuendo for masterbating a vagina, even has tacos on the menu despite being american food Which one of you degenerates came up with the name for this company? Nicely done.

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Anon explains music | /r/Greentext

Country music: >"I saw bigfoot by the river, yee- haw m-----------, imma f--- my sister" Metal: 135 KB JPG >"my ex dumped me cause I spent all my money on Monster and I cried like a bitch" *guitar solo kicks in* *screaming intensifies* Rock: >"I f----- more bitches and did more coke then Hugh Hefner and Charlie Sheen" *stage diving intensifies* Modern pop music: >"eat ass and believe in yourself. get creampied by 60 guys in one hour, but remember- you can do anything you want to, girl. The sky is the limit" Mumble rap: >"yo bitch on the block (yuhh) >"she gon suck my c--- (Gucci) >"I roll up with the glock (brrrt) >"in my new Bugatti (esketit) Drake: >"I just want my mommy (mommy)" >"Got cummies in my tummy (tummy) >"she text me say she horny (horny)" >"I'm too shy to touch her p---- (p----)

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I wish we could experience the memes of year 3000 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 70 KB JPG what about 10? 277 Replies / 40 Images Anonymous 06/04/15(Thu)23:33:51 No.619872483 Our earth is only 4 billion years old in a universe that is 14 billion years old. What could a species learn, create, and do that has a 2 or 3 billion year head start on us? 59 KB JPG Hide View Thread 06/05/15(Fri)02:18:53 No.619893946 they probably have better memes.

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Industrial revolution and it's coping wageslaves | /r/Greentext

Anonymous YOU SHOULD How do wageslaves cope?? HAVE LISTENED 110.5 kB JPG 53338353 >Millions of years of evolution >Thousands of years of civilization >Hundreds of years of global wars, revolutions and human right movement >You have endure 16 stressful years of school >After all this, congrats!!! You gotta wake up early, commute to work, waste 5 days of the week doing the s--- you hate 6 REPLIES 0 IMAGES >With the money you make you cannot even buy a s----- apartment in the city you live in I am THIS close to being a violent antifa/ anti-capitalism/anti-establishment/anti-work militant. How do you cope? I wanna punch random people on the streets and bang my head to the walls until I kill myself. Anonymous n9yc5WD1 | 53338371 >>53338353 (OP) idk man get some hobbies Kek Clean it up wagie Anonymous >>53338353 (OP) Move to the forest, get some fresh air. 2 hr ago ... 53338386 Anonymous 63ul1KKj | 53338414 >>53338353 (OP) REPLY 2 hr ago Anonymous j7nnpmCh| 53338400 >>53338353 (OP) You start to self-sustain since it's not worth it to wageslave You can move to somewhere were shoplifting is legal too and hobomaxx 2 hr ago 2 hr ago 2 hr ago ●●● ●●● ●●●

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Anon's coworker. | /r/Greentext

File: pepe confused.jpg (75 KB, 1000x1000) Otf is wrong with women? Anonymous 01/18/23(Wed)22:34:36 No.71881317 [Reply] >>71881966 >be me >working wagie job >me and this coworker had some chemistry >then later figure out she was leading me on >because she told me at work and all the others that she hooked up with a guy >any flirts, touches, etc stop from her. I'm glad I've dodged a bullet but... >Be me, again. >still same job, new girl coworker comes after a few months >we start building chemistry >the other coworker that i used to like notices >hovering/orbiting around me >says "ive missed you" while i talk to this coworker >keeps jumping into our conversations >mentions the times we hanged out a while ago >basically, it strangely felt like she was marking her territory. Why are women like this? You literally could've taken me but instead decided to hook up with a random guy that you don't even know if you like. We still "act" like best friends cause I work there, but after she hooked up I've turned sour and can't even find myself in a romantic relationship with a woman like that. If the obvious answer is jealousy, then this doesn't feel bad at all.

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Cant post other than this format | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: k3eazSnQ) 70 KB JPG U good bro? 09/26/20(Sat)20:43:43 No.279414971 > Browsing r/greentext >No u/Cala-best-girl >account suspended, commies got m

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Anon embraces the Spirit of '76 | /r/Greentext

File: well you can tell.jpg (35 KB, 492x475) Anonymous 02/02/22(Wed)20:46:39 No.871936248 >be me >sperg who still uses old-ass ipod nano >prolific user of youtube-to-mp3 sites >listen to Disco Inferno for the first time >hey this is pretty catchy >put it through the yt>mp3 site >put it on itunes >put it on ipod >start listening to it >damn that was fun >listen to it again >put it on repeat >listen to it while doing homework >find old boot-cut jeans >find shiny black loafers >wear those together with slicked-back hair >2 days later (10 minutes ago) >notice that I had played the song 107 times >song is 3 minutes, 34 secs >214 seconds * 107 plays = 22898 >22898 seconds / 3600 seconds (per hour) I have spent six of the last 48 hours slowly becoming an autistic extra from Saturday Night Fever.

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Anon trolls on Grindr | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous trolling on grindr is pretty hilarious >go on grindr >find some f----- who is desperate to meet up >make sure we meet up in the dead of night at a park >blow him and let him nut in my mouth >mfw this f----- didnt know he got pleasured by a STRAIGHT guy f------ queers >>63341602 # 04/23/21(Fri)04:15:08 No.63341349

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Good job Anon. Proud of you. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 128 KB JPG 03/25/21(Thu)16:38:11 No.60558695 >be 400 pound fat f--- >decide to lose weight because friends are genuinely concerned >now only 200 pounds >old guy who occasionally walks my same route notices >congratulates me >Feels pretty good >like a week later see a different old fellow on the path >"You're the fella who lost all that weight ain'tcha?" >Genuinely makes my day Why the f--- didn't I do this years ago?

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life is simple for anon. | /r/Greentext

File: 1660693917050.jpg (155 KB, 850x850) people exaggerate how hard life is Anonymous 01/18/23(Wed)17:04:45 No.71877993 [Reply] >>71882282 >graduate high school >get a fulltime labor job >learn skills on the way >live with parents for few more years >move out with savings >cook for yourself and dont spend your money carelessly Where's the hard part? +47 replies and 2 images omitted. Click here to view.

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Anon is grasping at straws | /r/Greentext

03/26/22(Sat) 19:16:05 No.67947955 >Be extremely depressed >Make up delusions of grandeur and superiority >Start unironically believing said delusions 122 KB JPG reason at all It's this easy, you can change so much in moment, reality is merely an illusion you can bend to your will and so is your personality. 8 Replies / 1 Image >Stop being depressed and feel like a literal god for no : Anonymous View Thread 03/26/22(Sat) 19:24:26 No.67948051 >>67947955 (OP) # you're legitimately describing manic depression Imfao

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