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: Anonymous 124 KB PNG 06/20/21(Sun)05:25:44 No.64226425 >Cute gal looks at me. >Try to think of a non-cringy compliment. >Notice she has some wacky sandals on. >Think to compliment her on those. >"Hey, nice feet." comes out of my mouth instead. >See the look of disgust on her face >Instantly die inside.

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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: Anonymous I f----- up real bad 01/13/23(Fri)02:56:53 No.71798696 >typing this from inside an IHOP rn >share joint custody of my daughter with my ex >both think I'm a loser because all I do is talk about Japanese weaponry on 4chan and play MK 760 KB JPG >daughter's birthday comes around (at ex's house), so I decide to show them how cool I am >wrap my 25 in. machete up in gift wrap and it to the party >ex: "wow, you remembered to bring a gift" >shutupbitch.gif >time to break open pinata comes around and I excuse myself >unwrap 25 in. machete and run to the backyard >daughter is blindfolded, holding bat, so I gently shove her out the way so she won't get hit >go ballistic on that paper mache horse >snickers and skittles fly everywhere >triumphantly spike my 25 in. machete into the ground then look around >daughter is crying, none of the parents or children move, ex pulls out her phone >ohshit.jpeg >manage to jump the fence while everyone is still trying to process what happened (didn't have time to take 25 in. machete with me) >drive off I've stopped to gather my thoughts at this IHOP where I'm typing this on my mini mac. May have to leave the state or even the country.

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Slytherins can't catch a break | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 540 KB JPG 01/11/23(Wed)07:21:55 >ONE POINT TO SLYTHERIN FOR EVERY JEW KILLED IN THE HOLOCAUST! >malfoy sneers >the old coot is having us on again, that's zero points... No.176341891 >THATS 144,000 POINTS, MOSTLY DUE TO TYPHUS >slytherin begins cheering >HOWEVER... >their jubilation dies almost instantly and you hear quiet weeping from the back of the hall >IT IS ONLY FAIR WE RECOGNISE BOTH SIDES OF THE DEBATE... >AND SO I AWARD ONE POINT TO GRYIFFINDOR FOR EVERY CHRISTIAN KILLED BY JEWISH BOLSHEVIKS >murmuring across the hall as nobody knows how many that was >20 MILLION POINTS! YOU HEARD ME CORRECTLY! 20 MILLION F------ WHITE CHRISTIANS KILLED! AND THEY DIDNT TEACH ANY OF YOU DID THEY? DID THEY???? >statues come to life and start stomping into the hall >slytherins resign themselves to another month in the dungeon >they walk past >they hoist filius fitwick into the air >LETS EVEN THOSE NUMBERS SHALL WE CHILDREN? DIE YOU DYSGENIC M----- K---! >nobody dares mention how fitwick isn't even jewish as the golems tear his arms and legs off and he screams in agony >144001 POINTS TO SLYTHERIN! OOOOO YOU CAN STILL WIN THE CUP YET BOYS AND GIRLS! >everyone cheers : Anonymous Wrong board sorry, should be tv 01/11/23(Wed)07:22:19 No.176341897

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Anon is hunting an elusive beast. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/11/21(Sun)06:34:58 No.149397381 1608637375063.jpg 53 KB JPG >These tracks... The imprint of women's shoes, but the stride length is that of a man. I'm getting close... >>149397605 # >>149398174 # >>149398183 # >>149398796 # >>149398881 # >>149402693 # >>149403324 # >>149403415 # >>149403429 # >>149403474 # >>149404378 # >>149405995 # >>149408400 # >>149409094 # >>149410452 # >>149410494 # >>149410569 # >>149411395 # >>149412943 #

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Anons discuss trans in Harry Potter | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/13/23(Fri)18:34:42 No.624235495 Gryffindor girls' staircase "Are you a wizard or not?" The title of this article is conjectural. Although it is based on canonical information, the actual name is a conjecture and may be supplanted at any time by additional information released from canonical sources. If this occurs. please move this page to the appropriate title. "I wonder if Hermione's seen this yet?" Harry said, looking around at the door to the girls' dormitories. "Let's go and tell her, said Ron. He bounded forward, pulled open the door, and set off up the spiral staircase. He was on the sixth stair when happened. There was a loud, wailing, klaxonlike sound and the steps melted together to make a long, smooth stone slide. There was a brief moment when Ron tried to keep running, arms working madly like windmills, then he toppled over backward and shot down the newly created slide, coming to rest on his back at Harry's feet. "Er- I don't think we're allowed in the girls' dormitories." said Harry"[...]" - Harry and Ron attempting to ascend the staircase to the girls' dorms in Gryffindor house A w The staircase to the Gryffindor Girls' Dormitory was accessible from the Gryffindor Common Room. It was enchanted by Godric Gryffindor to turn into a slide should any boy attempt to enter it. Made Usage : Anonymous >>624235687 # The stairs catch on fire. VIEW SOURCE Gryffindor girls' staircase Object information Owners 1661969546834.png 415 KB PNG sisters... it wasn't supposed to be like this. ⠀ c. 993 Prevents boys enter- ing the Gryffindor Girls' Dormitory Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry [Source] : Anonymous >>624235495 (OP) # So... what happens if a transgender or non-binary person attempts to get into the girls' dormitory? 01/13/23(Fri)18:36:46 No.624235687 >>624235859 # >>624235983 # >>624237194 # >>624240025 # >>624240257 # >>624240345 # >>624240487 # >>624241902 # >>624242865 # >>624242957 # >>624243804 # >>624248909 # 01/13/23(Fri)18:38:49 No.624235859

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Anon doesn't like WRPGs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 181 KB PNG 01/11/23(Wed) 23:03:17 No.2916395 WRPG dialogue be like: >Safe travels, Englishman. >Welcome to the finest inn in Scotland, Icelander! How may I help ya? >You are in no place to tell me how to manage my wealth, Greek. >My people used to own your kind, African American. >Iraq may seem like a place of war and poverty to you now, Westerner, but it wasn't always like that. >May Jesus Christ have mercy on your soul, Asian. >Our city used to be the centre of a mighty empire, spanning across the entire continent. But that changed once the Dark Ages arrived. Anyways might you be interested in my wares, Tourist? >Your kind is not welcome around these parts, Melanated One. >Our people have been chosen by God Himself. It is our destiny to rule over all the other races, Gentile. >I've got no bussiness to do with you, Arab. >Our advanced train system should allow you to move quickly all around the country, Gaijin. >You should consider joining the military, Young One. There are many benefits and opportunities waiting for you. >I don't know about your people, European, but here in the United States of America we value freedom. >Prophet bless you, Christian. >What in the Inferno happened here?

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Anonymous 05/13/22(Fri)10:12:45 No.53533813 >>53533746 >>53533706 (OP) >WWIII finally goes hot >you're a Russian tank commander >"trannies at twelve" >rotate turret >chip is from spin control on a washer >turret spins uncontrollably for 20 minutes >stops >does that jerky thing >goes the other direction

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: Anonymous 2.98 MB GIF 01/14/23(Sat)20:35:33 No.71823781 >be me >go to the store to buy things with the gift card i got for christmas >wandering around the store after getting what i need >seeing if there's anything else i might want >so many pretty ladies walking around the store >they dont even look at me >feel kind of sad >decide to just pay for my stuff and leave >as im turning a corner, a cart starts coming around the other side >dont notice fast enough >bump into it >its an employee (who happens to be a female girl) >time stops for a second >she says "oh my god! i'm so sorry! i didn't see you there!" >as she's saying that, she's making eye contact with me and touches me on my arm/chest area (like, her fingers touched my bicep part of the arm, then her palm was on my chest) >feel huge lump in my stomach >don't know what to do >look away from her >say "it's cool lol" >awkward silence for a bit >i say "oh well, uh, i, uh, should probably go pay for this stuff" >scurry away why why why? that huge lump in my stomach turned into being happy and such as soon as i left the store, but i felt sick from anxiety during all of that. she was really cute too, like i've literally had wet dreams about girls who look like her (yes, i nofap and have wet dreams. jealous?)

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Anon hates fruit tribe | /r/Greentext

07/06/18(Fri)06:52:53 No.46719974 : Anonymous >>46719859 # >fruit tribe laughs at meat tribe >says meat tribe breath stop early >ice age come >no fruit left >guess who laugh now

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Anonymous | 179244609 705.5 kB JPG 7 REPLIES 2 REPLIES 1 hr ago Why don't /tv/posters make their own films? 1 IMAGE Anonymous | 179244845 all of those things dont require socializing >/v/ make their own games >/mu/ make their own music >/lit/ write their own books >/co/ draw their own comic books >/biz/ create their own shitcoins >/lgbt/ kill themselves But we just talk about kino instead of creating it. ●●● REPLY 1 hr ago

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Anon is Captain America | /r/Greentext

A Anonymous 01/14/23(Sat)12:21:12 No.71822094 >typing this form inside a McDick's rn >share joint custody of my daughter with my ex >both think I'm a nazi because I'm a channer4life >never had a nazi thought in my life >actually own Captain America costume and all the comics where he beats Red Skull >reading my fav issue #289 when I come up with a plan >tell crack fiend who freqs my n-hood that I will fix him up if he dresses up in my Red Skull costume and shows up to ex's house >then I will swoop in in my CA costume and pretend to pulverize him >we both take our clothes off then put on the costumes, then drive to ex's house >ex and daughter are in the backyard >crack fiend jumps over the fence, starts yelling stuff like "Hitler was right" >senpai starts screaming, then I jump in >for some reason, I slipped and fell in the pool >I'm usually very good at swimming and I know how to swim, but for some reason I just started drowning >crack fiend jumps in the pool and pulls me out >does CPR, mouth to mouth >as soon as he resuscitates me, I jump up and beat the s--- out of him >I stomp his ass in the ground, blood everywhere >unmask myself, smile triumphantly >ex and daughter both horrified >ex curses me out (in front of daughter), threatens to call the cops if I don't "leave with my nazi friend" I've told crack fiend that I lied when I said that I could fix him up, so I bought McDick's instead. Typing this on my mini mac. You can't win 'em all.

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File. Sponge1.png (441 KB, 459x612) New Stone Bo SPANTS Testogel 52449 P ☐ >be me, cis gay guy Anonymous 01/13/23(Fri)09:08:01 No.29165080 >talking to internet friend on discord while we both cook dinner >his roommates overhear us and ask if he's talking to a girl >he says no and tells them I'm a guy >they don't believe him >say I sound like a girl >turn on webcam >they say I look like a girl too >friend insists I'm a guy >they accuse me of being "assigned female at birth" >message my actual ftm friend about it and he says "woman moment" ok this isn't funny anymore how do I get on T if I'm cis

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: Anonymous 124 KB PNG 06/20/21(Sun)05:25:44 No.64226425 >Cute gal looks at me. >Try to think of a non-cringy compliment. >Notice she has some wacky sandals on. >Think to compliment her on those. >"Hey, nice feet." comes out of my mouth instead. >See the look of disgust on her face >Instantly die inside.

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