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A Anonymous 01/14/23(Sat)12:21:12 No.71822094 >typing this form inside a McDick's rn >share joint custody of my daughter with my ex >both think I'm a nazi because I'm a channer4life >never had a nazi thought in my life >actually own Captain America costume and all the comics where he beats Red Skull >reading my fav issue #289 when I come up with a plan >tell crack fiend who freqs my n-hood that I will fix him up if he dresses up in my Red Skull costume and shows up to ex's house >then I will swoop in in my CA costume and pretend to pulverize him >we both take our clothes off then put on the costumes, then drive to ex's house >ex and daughter are in the backyard >crack fiend jumps over the fence, starts yelling stuff like "Hitler was right" >senpai starts screaming, then I jump in >for some reason, I slipped and fell in the pool >I'm usually very good at swimming and I know how to swim, but for some reason I just started drowning >crack fiend jumps in the pool and pulls me out >does CPR, mouth to mouth >as soon as he resuscitates me, I jump up and beat the s--- out of him >I stomp his ass in the ground, blood everywhere >unmask myself, smile triumphantly >ex and daughter both horrified >ex curses me out (in front of daughter), threatens to call the cops if I don't "leave with my nazi friend" I've told crack fiend that I lied when I said that I could fix him up, so I bought McDick's instead. Typing this on my mini mac. You can't win 'em all.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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