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File: 1577051564570.jpg (23 KB, 615x310) >"Whatever you do Harry, don't take pity on me. You have to force me to drink it!" >Harry recalled these words as he poured another cup of laxatives down Dumbledoors throat. The cave smelled like urine and feces an hour ago. Now the stench had turned otherworldly. >BRAAAAAP-P-PPPP! >"HARRY PLEASE NO MORE! MY PROLAPSED ANUS CANNOT HANDLE THE ONSLAUGHT OF PROCESSED ELF EARS AND TREACLE TARTS ANY LONGER" >BRAAAAAP-P-PPPP-P-PPPPP! >It was the most horrific smell Harry had ever encountered, only on par with uncle Herman's monthly toilet service and Cho Chang's fish market p----. >"HARRRYYYYY. HAAAARRYYYYYY" >To his horror, an unidentified object slowly stretched Gandolfini's a--- walls apart. A black ball of sorts dropped on the floor with a glorious thunk. >"MY A--- BEADS HARRY! YOU FOUND THEM! 10 POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR!" >Another a--- bead fell, reeking even worse than the previous. >"50 POINTS" >Another >"100 POINTS" >The last a--- bead dropped, knocking two others towards the edge of the platform. >"1000 POINTS!" Dumbledore orgasmed calmly. Harry had not seen Dumbledore's O-face since the first movie. >After experiencing pure post-orgasmic bliss Dumbledore stood up, a lone, long quiet brap still leaving his bowels. >Well done Harry. Your punishment for writing "if she's a mud, r--- the slut" on the bathroom walls is hereby complete. >Harry looks off into the distance. Whatever he leaves the cave as today, he will never unbecome it.

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