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File: r3112.jpg (260 KB, 1600x900) ITT: Tard stories Anonymous 01/13/23(Fri)23:21:53 No.892565121 ► >Be me, around 9 years old. >P.E. with the other boys from my class. >The school year is almost over, no one can summon the strength to give a s--- anymore, not even the teacher. >We're just running around the soccer field, playing tag. >It's pretty okay, there are worse ways to spend the last class of the day. >mrblueskyislivingheretoday.mp3 >Suddenly, a wild tard appears on the other side of the fence. >ohshoot.jpeg >This particular tard was somewhat famous in our school. He had no visible deformities, but he was known to act like a dog when he felt like it. >Barking, panting, whining, that sort of thing. >He was even rumored to have bitten a normie or two. >As children are infinitely creative and endlessly witty, this specimen had been christened Dog Boy. >The other boys immediately drop the game and start hassling the tard. >He was just walking home, w--. >Howling, barking, whining and growling echo through the field as they try to instigate tard rage. >I was pretty unpopular among my peers, and thus was often excluded from such innocent and wholesome childhood ventures as tard tormenting. >As I was, I had no idea who or what this kid was, despite his fame. Eventually, someone would bother to tell me, but that's not important here. >The boys kept on shouting, but couldn't get a reaction. >No matter how loud they howled or how gnarly their growls, the tard just kept on happily going unfazed, without a care. >mfw the dozen or so of my classmates had just gone full retard for no apparent reason. >All those years ago, on that beautiful day, in that beautiful moment, the normies had been the tards, and the tard had been a chad.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
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