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: Anonymous 01/11/23(Wed)22:22:34 No.71783964 >see funny meme on facebook >take picture of it on my phone >email it to my self >go on laptop >right click copy image >paste into ms paint >save as .jpg 37 KB JPG >upload to 4chan 01/11/23(Wed) 22:24:16 No.71783985 : Anonymous >>71783964 (OP) # Based and redpilled as usual anon

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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Anonymous 730176908 47.3 kB JPG 1 REPLY >be me >lonely kissless virgin >coming home from a night walk >pull out key to unlock door the opening now >got to tease it just a little bit >push in the key slowly but firmly >twist >push >came >i imagine im making love to the lock >i jently caress the lock with my thumb >i raise the key to the lock and rub it around on 0 IMAGES Anonymous 730177135 2 min. ago >>730176908 (OP) I hate this place. ... 0 min. ago REPLY

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: Anonymous Giving blood probs saved me fr(...) 12/07/20(Mon)16:06:51 No.61266217 >be me >give blood + plasma as regularly as I can >this time don't eat and drink beforehand >later at party I can't get hard for the girl I'm making out with >she asks me why I aren't hard (I'm sober) and we don't go any further because she thinks I don't like her 5 KB JPG >found out later she had a history of passing on tons of stuff without knowing My basic knowledge of biology dictates that I didn't have enough blood to get hard Donate bloods you cowards it works as a Thot shield

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anon loves revenge | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/11/23 (Wed)21:34:52 No.71783429 >Be me in uni 10 years ago >Get bullied for 2 years by passive aggressive pretty boy chad >He spread rumors about me, turned people against me, and got my then girlfriend to cheat on me with him >I'm 100 percent sure he f----- my girlfriend just to bully me because he made sure i found out and he was a good looking chad and she was obese. He also dated hot girls so he had no motive to f--- my 240 pound girlfriend. 42 KB JPG >I literally did nothing to him, i don't even know why he targeted me. He was the only person to seriously bully me >2020 >Find out he owns a pizza place because his father gave it to him >spoiled f----- >4.6 star average on google >LETS SEE IF I CAN CHANGE THAT! >Got a bunch of google accounts >Use each one for two or three weeks >Leave a couple random reviews for other places, usually giving them 4-5 stars >Leave him a 1 star review (occasionally 2 just to mix things up) >reset IP address, delete cookies >rinse and repeat >Use different writing styles. Make sure there is no noticeable pattern in my names >Have done this consistently for 2 and a half years >knocked his rating down to a 2.2 on google >Google apparently never caught me because not a single one of my negative reviews was taken down, and I would have noticed despite having made so many I won't stop until I put him out of business or one of us is dead.

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: Anonymous 42 KB JPG 04/27/21 (Tue) 15:56:00 No.63409433 RIP stink bug >be me >preparing to take a shower >see stink bug in the shower >w--.jpg >im way too tired and dead inside so i just start the shower anyway. hoping its just gonna flow down with the water in the sink. >the little guy is holding up >it barely endures the hot stream of water tho >have an idea.webm >start peeing on the stink bug >he can't hande it and goes down with the water mixed with my pee

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: Anonymous Parrots were removed from a UK safari park after teaching each other to say n then laughing about it t.me/Based Gif 01/11/23(Wed)11:30:59 No.892433908 Have Orecchio-Egresitz FB_IMG_1673450442096.jpg 36 KB JPG >be birb in zoo >teach other birbs how to speak >n----- >n----- >n----- >n----- >n----- >get kicked out the zoo D

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File: MogU80Xv_400x400.jpg (23 KB, 400x400) Anonymous 01/10/23(Tue)16:53:56 No.71774798 >be me >niche twitter micro celebrity >-60k followers >2 days later, show's over >no more retweets >go to starving artist's store >everything is dirt cheap >buy literally the entire store >delete tweet >see twitter artists complaining >quote retweets make them lose sales apparently >gain 3.6M dollars >order uber eats to celebrate How's your day? >"you're literally making us starve by qrting instead of rting" >can't do s--- on this hellsite >whatever >next day >find underrated artist on twitter with really good art >one of her works has the entire cast of kirby drawn >masterpiece that took 2 months >titled "who would you hug?" >caption it "my horny ass could NOT be next to kirby" >twirl my mustache and laugh at my genius tweet >"my oomfies will gobble this s--- up" >start gaining retweets >each retweet costs the artist 60 dollars >idea.jpg >quote retweet the art >1k retweets >2k retweets >5k retweets >artist starts crying and demanding I delete the tweet >refuse >300k dollars lost >10k retweets >30k retweets >60k retweets >all of art twitter is now after my ass >it's 9/11 for terminally online twitter artists >my reply section is flooded with twitter warriors >start receiving death threats >start blocking >they keep making new accounts >counterdegeneracy

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Anon is angry as he can't be a cuck | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 153 KB JPG 03/13/19(Wed)16:12:14 No.794887769 This happened the other day and I still can't believe it. >be me, live with my girlfriend >we live in a decent apartment in cool part of city >$1100/month for rent >rent day comes around >She's off work so I tell her to go drop off the rent with the landlord >I get home from work in the afternoon >She's on the couch sobbing >She's says that our landlord tried to get her to have sex with him in exchange for not paying the rent >He basically propositioned her to prostitute herself to him I'm so f------ angry right now. Why the f--- wouldn't she just sleep with him, does she think $1100 just grows on trees? Help me out /b/ros.

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File: 1648200055285.png (132 KB, 539x395) Anonymous 01/10/23(Tue)21:53:54 No.71772728 ▶ >>71772767 >>71772785 >scream and cry until they get what they want >suck on tiddies >drink raw milk >pretend not to be able to speak so they don't have to >they just smile and giggle and everyone loves them >are treated like kings and queens are babies the most based beings on the earth? >> Anonymous 01/10/23(Tue)21:55:02 No.71772747 File: 1671331498614836.png (899 KB, 708x994) this made me feel like a baby Anonymous 01/10/23(Tue)21:56:45 No.71772767 >>71772728 (OP) Yes. And they are the catalyst for a man's wife's t--- to become even bigger. Definitely the most based beings on earth. Anonymous 01/10/23(Tue)21:58:00 No.71772785 >>71772798

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Anonymous 12/11/11(Sun)18:07 No. 10286882 >They kick down my door >I have dragon dildos hanging from the ceiling >Just in case this day comes >They fight their way through the dongs >There are casualties >They bust down my bedroom door >I'm wearing a G-string >Backwards >Covering myself in olive oil >Extra oil on my balls >Playing with my n------ >Moan as loudly as possible "YOUR MOVE, MR. LAW-MAN!" >Those cops will never be the same.

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: Anonymous 36 KB GIF 01/11/23(Wed)10:23:15 No.71780839 >mom doesnt know that everyone can see that she is following pornstars on Instagram The fact that my mom likes Chads and Tyrones kinda makes me feel sick idk why

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File: GRRmartin.png (1.72 MB, 1200x1529) Anonymous 01/11/23 (Wed)00:50:59 No.21509592 ► >>21509631 >>21509712 >cltr+c cltr+v British medieval history >change "sir" and "master" to "ser" and "maester" BRAVO, GEORGE >>

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: Anonymous 01/11/23(Wed)22:22:34 No.71783964 >see funny meme on facebook >take picture of it on my phone >email it to my self >go on laptop >right click copy image >paste into ms paint >save as .jpg 37 KB JPG >upload to 4chan 01/11/23(Wed) 22:24:16 No.71783985 : Anonymous >>71783964 (OP) # Based and redpilled as usual anon

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