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File: MogU80Xv_400x400.jpg (23 KB, 400x400) Anonymous 01/10/23(Tue)16:53:56 No.71774798 >be me >niche twitter micro celebrity >-60k followers >2 days later, show's over >no more retweets >go to starving artist's store >everything is dirt cheap >buy literally the entire store >delete tweet >see twitter artists complaining >quote retweets make them lose sales apparently >gain 3.6M dollars >order uber eats to celebrate How's your day? >"you're literally making us starve by qrting instead of rting" >can't do s--- on this hellsite >whatever >next day >find underrated artist on twitter with really good art >one of her works has the entire cast of kirby drawn >masterpiece that took 2 months >titled "who would you hug?" >caption it "my horny ass could NOT be next to kirby" >twirl my mustache and laugh at my genius tweet >"my oomfies will gobble this s--- up" >start gaining retweets >each retweet costs the artist 60 dollars >idea.jpg >quote retweet the art >1k retweets >2k retweets >5k retweets >artist starts crying and demanding I delete the tweet >refuse >300k dollars lost >10k retweets >30k retweets >60k retweets >all of art twitter is now after my ass >it's 9/11 for terminally online twitter artists >my reply section is flooded with twitter warriors >start receiving death threats >start blocking >they keep making new accounts >counterdegeneracy

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 153 KB JPG 03/13/19(Wed)16:12:14 No.794887769 This happened the other day and I still can't believe it. >be me, live with my girlfriend >we live in a decent apartment in cool part of city >$1100/month for rent >rent day comes around >She's off work so I tell her to go drop off the rent with the landlord >I get home from work in the afternoon >She's on the couch sobbing >She's says that our landlord tried to get her to have sex with him in exchange for not paying the rent >He basically propositioned her to prostitute herself to him I'm so f------ angry right now. Why the f--- wouldn't she just sleep with him, does she think $1100 just grows on trees? Help me out /b/ros.

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File: 1648200055285.png (132 KB, 539x395) Anonymous 01/10/23(Tue)21:53:54 No.71772728 ▶ >>71772767 >>71772785 >scream and cry until they get what they want >suck on tiddies >drink raw milk >pretend not to be able to speak so they don't have to >they just smile and giggle and everyone loves them >are treated like kings and queens are babies the most based beings on the earth? >> Anonymous 01/10/23(Tue)21:55:02 No.71772747 File: 1671331498614836.png (899 KB, 708x994) this made me feel like a baby Anonymous 01/10/23(Tue)21:56:45 No.71772767 >>71772728 (OP) Yes. And they are the catalyst for a man's wife's t--- to become even bigger. Definitely the most based beings on earth. Anonymous 01/10/23(Tue)21:58:00 No.71772785 >>71772798

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Anonymous 12/11/11(Sun)18:07 No. 10286882 >They kick down my door >I have dragon dildos hanging from the ceiling >Just in case this day comes >They fight their way through the dongs >There are casualties >They bust down my bedroom door >I'm wearing a G-string >Backwards >Covering myself in olive oil >Extra oil on my balls >Playing with my n------ >Moan as loudly as possible "YOUR MOVE, MR. LAW-MAN!" >Those cops will never be the same.

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Anon’s mom is based | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 36 KB GIF 01/11/23(Wed)10:23:15 No.71780839 >mom doesnt know that everyone can see that she is following pornstars on Instagram The fact that my mom likes Chads and Tyrones kinda makes me feel sick idk why

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File: GRRmartin.png (1.72 MB, 1200x1529) Anonymous 01/11/23 (Wed)00:50:59 No.21509592 ► >>21509631 >>21509712 >cltr+c cltr+v British medieval history >change "sir" and "master" to "ser" and "maester" BRAVO, GEORGE >>

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Anonymous You meet your (18 year old self, you're allowed to say 3 words. What do you say? >Stay in there 12/23/22 (Fri)18:33:17 No.891275361 >>892370038 # E250495F-19AC-4A46-9127-4DCE6684ACED.jpg 358 KB JPG Anonymous 1670374402781302.png 172 KB PNG 01/10/23(Tue)04:03:48 No.892370038 >>891275361 (OP) # Stop masturbating, start working out, start taking cold showers, start meditating. Just do computer science you f------ retard and if you don't visit a counselor to pick your courses you are going to get f-----. Also just take it up the ass in all the leftist b------- classes. >>891279493 # >>891280431 # Anonymous 12/23/22 (Fri)19:51:55 No.891279493 >>891276478 # your consufed 18 year old self as some wrecked willem dafoe looking mofo pops out of nowhere screams >stop masturbating start then instantly disapears into the void

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Anon buys food before work | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Fml 293 KB JPG 01/11/23(Wed)11:42:19 No.71780926 >food courts around work are all s----- and food is nasty and unhealthy >there is a place next to my home that sells these cool wraps i like >buy one for lunch and head to work >forget it in car >go back and take it >put it in fridge at work >at lunch time i go to get it >obese landwhale blue haired coworker is shoving it down her throat >oh Anon, was this yours? Sorry, it wasnt labeled and i was feeling hungry so i helped myself >her massive greasy forehead is sweating as shes devouring my poor wrap >slobbering and munching away at it like a f------ hippo What kind of human garbage steals food from coworkers? Tomorrow im getting the exact same wrap and lacing it with laxatives. Will report if she ruptures her a------

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File: 1673371923843365.jpg (37 KB, 640x480) Anonymous 01/10/23(Tue)15:09:05 No.176329095 >>176329152 >>176329212 >>176329300 >>176329607 >>176329837 >>176331185 >>176331230 >>176334314 >>176335056 >>176336156 >>176338986 >>176339124 >>176339232 >>176339303 One of the first things that "redpilled" me was this f------ American light bulb that has been working for over 120 years. then i found out what they do with printer ink cartridges

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Thank you wild herbs and spices. | /r/Greentext

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