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Anon is angry as he can't be a cuck | /r/Greentext
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![File: C3A202AB-33D6-4622-A01A-43574D249473.jpg (35 KB, 511x455) ☐ Anonymous 09/11/22(Sun)17:52:41 No.68291664 [Reply] ► >get sunburn >anus starts bleeding Every f------ time](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/438/146/636.png "Anon gets sunburned | /r/Greentext")
![File: textinganddrivngcrash.jpg (1.17 MB, 3888x2592) UE EMS >rush to car on fire >completely crushed >body is sprawled all over the road >ejected through the windshield >holy f--- >rush to center car Anonymous 02/18/15(Wed)19:47:34 No.599125672 [Reply] >>599150845 /b/ please don't f------ text and put your goddamn seatbelt on >Be on patrol >Dispatcher sends me to highway crash >go >first to arrive, Ambulance and fire truck is about 5 min ETA >3 car crash, one is on fire >look at skid marks at least 2 cars passed the median into oncoming traffic. >cars got destroyed >4 people in car, all teenage girls >They have about 80% of all their body parts attatched >chunks of brain and organs are laying everywhere >the two in the back seat dont have faces, >glass shards littered throughout their heads >neck is slightly blown off >arm is missing >both girls legs snapped off at the knees >blood everywhere >check the front, one in passengar doesn't have anything above her breasts >head is in the f------ drivers lap >brain matter and blood all over the front windshield >her organs are spread all over the compartment drawer >driver was the only one wearing a seatbelt >she is staring in complete and total shock >scrapes and parts of her face missing >right hand isn't attached to her arm >shoes were blown away, with feet still inside >she is still f------ alive >ribs slightly sticking out through where her her stomach used to be >she turns her head her friends f------ head is in her lap >she starts screaming > she might bleed out soon >nothing I can do for her >go to the third car >hear man moaning for help >he is slumped in his seat >he must've been the one that called 911 >he wont be able to walk again >ambulance finally arrives It didn't have to happen, the girl was texting. She killed 4 people. Her friends blood is on her hands, They didn't wear seatbelts, ultimately led to the three corpses turn into ping pong balls that would bombard the only survivor, the driver. /b/ please dont f------ text and drive](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/747/148/16d.jpeg "PSA from Anon | /r/Greentext")
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