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Anonymous >Are you overweight? >Find it hard to motivate yourself? >Want to lose weight while you sleep? >Look no further, I am a doctor! >This revolutionary new exercise combines medical anesthesia with natural sleep! >You go to sleep using anesthesia and a fully trained licensed doctor will exercise your body for you! >I will stretch your arms, rotate your wrists, move your legs apart, build up tolerence in your neck, toughen up those abs, put your body into weird and wonderful yoga positions! 01/09/23(Mon)06:14:33 No.892309760 >That's right, healthy natural yoga is included for FREE! >If you're interested in a free consultation and you live in the USA, female over the age of 18 with a valid STD test in the past 2 weeks.. >I will fly you out for a consultation, for FREE! >Talk to me directly on discord: ChubbyLover#1692 >Contact me today.. it's FREE! >Terms, NDA and conditions apply 01/09/23(Mon)06:35:26 No.892309999 Anonymous >>892309760 im not female but it sounds like you could do some helpful yoga stretches inside my anus while i am unconcious please check your discord messages my name daniel

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened
☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?
Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.
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