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Anonymous >Are you overweight? >Find it hard to motivate yourself? >Want to lose weight while you sleep? >Look no further, I am a doctor! >This revolutionary new exercise combines medical anesthesia with natural sleep! >You go to sleep using anesthesia and a fully trained licensed doctor will exercise your body for you! >I will stretch your arms, rotate your wrists, move your legs apart, build up tolerence in your neck, toughen up those abs, put your body into weird and wonderful yoga positions! 01/09/23(Mon)06:14:33 No.892309760 >That's right, healthy natural yoga is included for FREE! >If you're interested in a free consultation and you live in the USA, female over the age of 18 with a valid STD test in the past 2 weeks.. >I will fly you out for a consultation, for FREE! >Talk to me directly on discord: ChubbyLover#1692 >Contact me today.. it's FREE! >Terms, NDA and conditions apply 01/09/23(Mon)06:35:26 No.892309999 Anonymous >>892309760 im not female but it sounds like you could do some helpful yoga stretches inside my anus while i am unconcious please check your discord messages my name daniel

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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