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Anonymous 09/22/22(Thu)10:40:58 No.612915921 165 KB PNG >HARRY POTTER! >DID YOU TELL COLIN CREEVEY THAT SECTUMSEMPRA WAS A GENDER TRANSITION SPELL!? >YESTERDAY HE BLED OUT IN THE SECOND FLOOR GIRL'S BATHROOM AND BECAME A GHOST! >NOW MOANING MYRTLE IS CHASING HIM AROUND THE CASTLE CALLING HIM NEARLY HEADLESS D---! >THE MINISTRY IS SO FAR UP MY ASS THEY FOUND PETER PETTIGREW! >I hope you understand the gravity of this situation and why I am only awarding 50 points to Gryffindor. >>612916296 # >>612924709 # >>612924831 #

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Anonymous 195 KB JPG 2 Replies / 2 Images : Anonymous 45 KB JPG Anonymous No.71756199 Post your spirit animal. I am literally this little guy 62 KB JPG 01/09/23(Mon)12:00:46 View Thread 01/09/23 (Mon)12:01:48 No.71756204 im just silly 01/09/23 (Mon)13:32:26 No.71756956 I don't sleep at night and I might have autism

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: Anonymous (ID: 5ygZiyRA 1.54 MB JPG 03/03/17(Fri)08:14:50 No.115073060 How can some Americans claim they are poor? I live for 300 USD a month here in Poland and I'm fine. You f--- have welfare and foodstamps and you still claim that you struggle to live there. What's the dillio? Stop spending so much on useless s---. : Anonymous (ID: DWZNrmBW 03/03/17 (Fri)08:17:14 No.115073270 >>115073060 (OP) # A decent burger is 15 dollars. There are 3 meals in a day, that's 45 dollars a day. That's 1,350 dollars a month just in burgers, not counting any other expenses. >>115073351 # >>115073451 # >>115073545 # >>115073573 # >>115073615 # >>115073654 # >>115073771 # >>115073853 # >>115074151 # >>115074283 # >>115074428 # >>115074524 # >>115074529 # >>115074560 # >>115074795 # >>115074948 # >>115075230 # >>115076181 # >>115076497 # >>115076525 # >>115076892 # >>115077014 # >>115077069 # >>115077650 # >>115078287 # >>115078638 # >>115079723 # >>115080291 # >>115080683 # >>115083647 # >>115083705 # >>115084147 # >>115084432 # >>115084463 # >>115084928 #

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55 KB JPG >Go to Reddit. >Post something controversial on a right-leaning sub. >"OP is a troll. Nobody can be that braindead." >"STFU dumbass just look at A, B and C." >Post something controversial on a left-leaning sub. >"Tee hee f------ kill yourself you waste of oxygen." >"Go rot in a ditch where no one will ever find you. We will not miss your XYZphobic ass. I'm better. <3"

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Anonymous 281 KB PNG wire > walk away 01/09/23(Mon)19:10:06 No.71757012 > be me > walk trough university building in search of a toilet > see a telephone on the wall > dial a random 4 digit number so it connects in-house > it dials > leave the handset hanging on the I like to imagine someone picked up and I successfully epically trolled someone

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Anonymous 01/08/23(Sun)22:32:48 No.623659038 WHITE POWER cn9c7jnuuvaa1 (1).jpg 84 KB JPG DE IS >one copy of Hogwarts Legacy please

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: Anonymous 1.43 MB JPG 01/08/23(Sun)09:55:09 No.71744286 did you know americans have been so brainwashed they believe their country is great >food standards on par with china nothing is healthy >cities are sprawling shitholes that make mexico look safe >all women are gross and fat >people only value consuming product >services and education make some third world countries look good >everything f----- up by americans be r---- by companies >no good communities or families >onions fed animals >most americans live worse oft than 3rd worlders >indians and chinese live better meanwhile europeans >banned all additives and anything that is slightly unhealthy >cities are beautiful >beautiful women maybe like 1 slightly chubby girl >people value family and tradition >services amazing and god tier >eu governments run everything perfectly no companies or lobbying to f--- everyone >great communities and great families >animals are treated very well no torture >most euros are so spoiled they cry when they get 2 months vacation instead of 3 >no place is better except heaven

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: Anonymous 581 KB PNG 07/23/21(Fri)08:04:21 No.64680734 >>64680760 # >>64680371 (OP) # >Got bullied by some arab kid >called me weak in gym class >said i could punch him in the stomach since he wouldn't feel anything >punched him >He started crying like a bitch infront of the whole class

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: Anonymous (ID: QhKoL8fT Movie Idea 171 KB PNG 01/09/23(Mon)12:19:04 No.411491581 >be rich industrialist >hire hundreds of people >people are threatened >industrialist attempts to save them >puts them in a chamber with poison gas canister >gas canister is set off at a random time >inhabitants of chamber are both saved and not saved simultaneously, as long as chamber remains unopened I call it "Schrödinger's List" View Thread

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: Anonymous 232 KB PNG 01/19/21(Tue) 20:36:54 No.845257423 >girlfriend won't stop crying because she got an abortion >get tired of hearing her s-- >go to clinic and dig out fetus from dumpster >glue googly eyes on it >walk in with it while saying 'mom im home' >she cries even harder Jesus, nothing makes this baby killer happy

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Anonymous 372 KB JPG 01/09/23(Mon)09:37:14 No.892305292 >30 year femanon >never had sex or a boyfriend >barely go outside except when my parents force >play video games and masturbate all day

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Anon finds a simpler way. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 30 KB PNG 01/05/23(Thu)12:49:37 No.71704668 >be me >sociable, but incapable of talking to women in a non-platonic way >have lesbian friend >frequent hugs because thats how women act with their friends in this part of the world >no longer feel touch-starved >no longer feel desperate for a gf its that simple anons

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: Anonymous 08/26/21(Thu)20:39:33 No.155481485 file.png 1.04 MB PNG >peter Parker turns evil >suddenly says "shalom" when answering the phone Unironically for real no bullshitting actual question legitimately what the absolute f--- did Raimi mean by this?

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Anonymous 09/22/22(Thu)10:40:58 No.612915921 165 KB PNG >HARRY POTTER! >DID YOU TELL COLIN CREEVEY THAT SECTUMSEMPRA WAS A GENDER TRANSITION SPELL!? >YESTERDAY HE BLED OUT IN THE SECOND FLOOR GIRL'S BATHROOM AND BECAME A GHOST! >NOW MOANING MYRTLE IS CHASING HIM AROUND THE CASTLE CALLING HIM NEARLY HEADLESS D---! >THE MINISTRY IS SO FAR UP MY ASS THEY FOUND PETER PETTIGREW! >I hope you understand the gravity of this situation and why I am only awarding 50 points to Gryffindor. >>612916296 # >>612924709 # >>612924831 #

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