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: Anonymous (ID: 5ygZiyRA 1.54 MB JPG 03/03/17(Fri)08:14:50 No.115073060 How can some Americans claim they are poor? I live for 300 USD a month here in Poland and I'm fine. You f--- have welfare and foodstamps and you still claim that you struggle to live there. What's the dillio? Stop spending so much on useless s---. : Anonymous (ID: DWZNrmBW 03/03/17 (Fri)08:17:14 No.115073270 >>115073060 (OP) # A decent burger is 15 dollars. There are 3 meals in a day, that's 45 dollars a day. That's 1,350 dollars a month just in burgers, not counting any other expenses. >>115073351 # >>115073451 # >>115073545 # >>115073573 # >>115073615 # >>115073654 # >>115073771 # >>115073853 # >>115074151 # >>115074283 # >>115074428 # >>115074524 # >>115074529 # >>115074560 # >>115074795 # >>115074948 # >>115075230 # >>115076181 # >>115076497 # >>115076525 # >>115076892 # >>115077014 # >>115077069 # >>115077650 # >>115078287 # >>115078638 # >>115079723 # >>115080291 # >>115080683 # >>115083647 # >>115083705 # >>115084147 # >>115084432 # >>115084463 # >>115084928 #

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

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Anon goes to Reddit. | /r/Greentext

55 KB JPG >Go to Reddit. >Post something controversial on a right-leaning sub. >"OP is a troll. Nobody can be that braindead." >"STFU dumbass just look at A, B and C." >Post something controversial on a left-leaning sub. >"Tee hee f------ kill yourself you waste of oxygen." >"Go rot in a ditch where no one will ever find you. We will not miss your XYZphobic ass. I'm better. <3"

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Anon just joined college | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 281 KB PNG wire > walk away 01/09/23(Mon)19:10:06 No.71757012 > be me > walk trough university building in search of a toilet > see a telephone on the wall > dial a random 4 digit number so it connects in-house > it dials > leave the handset hanging on the I like to imagine someone picked up and I successfully epically trolled someone

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Anon buys hogwarts legacy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/08/23(Sun)22:32:48 No.623659038 WHITE POWER cn9c7jnuuvaa1 (1).jpg 84 KB JPG DE IS >one copy of Hogwarts Legacy please

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Anon believes America is brainwashed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.43 MB JPG 01/08/23(Sun)09:55:09 No.71744286 did you know americans have been so brainwashed they believe their country is great >food standards on par with china nothing is healthy >cities are sprawling shitholes that make mexico look safe >all women are gross and fat >people only value consuming product >services and education make some third world countries look good >everything f----- up by americans be r---- by companies >no good communities or families >onions fed animals >most americans live worse oft than 3rd worlders >indians and chinese live better meanwhile europeans >banned all additives and anything that is slightly unhealthy >cities are beautiful >beautiful women maybe like 1 slightly chubby girl >people value family and tradition >services amazing and god tier >eu governments run everything perfectly no companies or lobbying to f--- everyone >great communities and great families >animals are treated very well no torture >most euros are so spoiled they cry when they get 2 months vacation instead of 3 >no place is better except heaven

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Was expecting something funny about being Arab | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 581 KB PNG 07/23/21(Fri)08:04:21 No.64680734 >>64680760 # >>64680371 (OP) # >Got bullied by some arab kid >called me weak in gym class >said i could punch him in the stomach since he wouldn't feel anything >punched him >He started crying like a bitch infront of the whole class

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Anon has an idea for a movie | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: QhKoL8fT Movie Idea 171 KB PNG 01/09/23(Mon)12:19:04 No.411491581 >be rich industrialist >hire hundreds of people >people are threatened >industrialist attempts to save them >puts them in a chamber with poison gas canister >gas canister is set off at a random time >inhabitants of chamber are both saved and not saved simultaneously, as long as chamber remains unopened I call it "Schrödinger's List" View Thread

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Anon Soothes His GF | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 232 KB PNG 01/19/21(Tue) 20:36:54 No.845257423 >girlfriend won't stop crying because she got an abortion >get tired of hearing her s-- >go to clinic and dig out fetus from dumpster >glue googly eyes on it >walk in with it while saying 'mom im home' >she cries even harder Jesus, nothing makes this baby killer happy

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femanon is a neet | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 372 KB JPG 01/09/23(Mon)09:37:14 No.892305292 >30 year femanon >never had sex or a boyfriend >barely go outside except when my parents force >play video games and masturbate all day

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Anon finds a simpler way. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 30 KB PNG 01/05/23(Thu)12:49:37 No.71704668 >be me >sociable, but incapable of talking to women in a non-platonic way >have lesbian friend >frequent hugs because thats how women act with their friends in this part of the world >no longer feel touch-starved >no longer feel desperate for a gf its that simple anons

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Anon notices something about Spider-Man 3 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/26/21(Thu)20:39:33 No.155481485 file.png 1.04 MB PNG >peter Parker turns evil >suddenly says "shalom" when answering the phone Unironically for real no bullshitting actual question legitimately what the absolute f--- did Raimi mean by this?

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anon is sexually deranged | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/09/23 (Mon)13:38:20 No.71754650 >be me >4am >schlicking >power cuts out (typical where I live) >vantablack.png >it's so f------ dark >wave my hand inch away from my 42 KB JPG face, can't see s--- >start to imagine I'm in a horror movie >there is someone out to get me >he is going to r--- and murder me >scenes of me being brutally strangled and beaten vividly appear in my head >he's molesting my unconscious body on my bed, in my childhood home >c-- to the thought Why did god make me like this? 2 Replies View Thread 01/09/23 (Mon)15:15:19 No.71755254 : Anonymous >>71754650 (OP) # Because me and the gang have been watching you for some time. Throw out the flashlight. : Anonymous >>71754650 (OP) # I hope that you actually get r---- and strangled OP 01/09/23 (Mon)15:38:12 No.71755386

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Anon fucks up his love life | /r/Greentext

!!!! O god dammmit Anonymous 01/09/23(Mon)09:45:03 No.71752745 [Reply] ► >>71752830 >>71753027 >start talking to 9/10 trans women, passes perfectly, even cute when they wake up/no makeup >talking for a few months >ask her to iceskate >she says yes >i (legitamately) get ill 2 days before and cant go >she's been distant ever since >still talk, but she's not as enthusiastic did I just fumble the opportunity of a lifetime? How can i recover? also blah blah transgender groomer jews blah blah blah suck my penis + 3 replies omitted. Click here to view. O Anonymous 01/09/23(Mon)09:51:39 No.71752830 >>71752745 (OP) You could try offing yourself nextime instead of whining about your boring love life on 4chan.

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