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don't be to rude thanks~ ^_^ Anonymous 02/18/15(Wed)03:14:02 No.598927926 >>598929028 >>598929097 >>598929134 >>5 >>598927615 Hey Kimmy. I like your new glasses. Hi, Tiffany. The curls are looking sweet. 'Sup, Dra'nakyuek, Destroyer of Worlds. Congrats on stomping that village yesterday.

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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Anonymous 02/05/22(Wed) 20:29:30 No.530995260 >Get on 4chan for first time >See how rude you incels are to women >remembermyfirsttimewithgirl.jpp >remember her soft skin, beautiful smile, luxurious hips, soft hair >start getting a boner just remembering 19 KB JPG >All of you f------ f------ are so stupid and don't deserve women >Seriously, quit acting like every girl who doesn't ask you to sleep with within the first 20 minutes of meeting her is a bitch >you're the problem. be nice to woman

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Anon’s alone for the holidays | /r/Greentext

121 KiB, 736x1308, e6123293d6b87b1559443b25ffd461de.jpg View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO >Wake up >It was all a dream Why does my brain do this to me Search or insert post number Holidays feels Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2022 10:50:58 No.71336553 View Reply Original Report >2 weeks till Christmas I'll start >Be me >No friends+No contact with s----- family >Go for a walk >Get very thirsty >Go into family-owned restaurant for a drink >Waiter sees I'm down >Talk for a while >Decides to introduce me as a friend to the rest of staff/family >Eventualy they decide to invite me over for Christmas Eve >I head back home >Go to sleep [1/1]

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(Not so many) Worlds Apart | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous stories you can't tell anyone (...) 35 KB JPG 01/05/23(Thu)19:46:18 No.71708949 >be me, wagie >hear two coworkers talking, let's call them Alice and Christine >fake names but Christine's real name is kind of a rare one >apparently Christine just broke up with a guy >don't think much about it, go on with my day >ffw a couple days >at a local vidya tournament >guy I sort of know is using the tag "Christine" >nofuckingway.jpg >ask him about the tag >"it has a personal meaning, I'm not ready to share it" it's a small world after all

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Anon is Glowie | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Glowiepilled 01/05/23(Thu)15:27:17 No.71706108 >am glowie >Toronto Police Service >Special Investigation Unit >transferred from Forensics >told to browse 4chan for active threats >department is serious about glowies lurking 4chan after Danforth shooting and Yonge Street Van attack amongst many others >get paid to browse, take that jannies >identified and stopped 2 attacks from happening in first 3 weeks >thank you leaf taxpayers for funding this 346 KB PNG

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Anon doesn’t like his country | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 16468111064400.jpg 10 KB JPG >be me >russian >pic related : Anonymous >>892091826 (OP) # Ooops! >>892092336 # 01/05/23(Thu)16:41:39 No.892091826 01/05/23(Thu)16:44:21 No.892091985

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Anon spots a celebrity | /r/Greentext

File: 911B5CAD-2D06-4D4E-9FF1-C(...).jpg (66 KB, 800x748) >Date asks who that is? >Can't see her clearly O Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu) 12:10:53 No.877107194 >>8 >Some tv show or something like that >Date more curious now >Be Me >Finally get some success with tinder >Third date with Qt3.14 >All going well >Go to yankees game >Go sports >She big fan of baseball >Kinda cute the way she gets so into the game >Date going well >Tall 10/10 blonde sitting couple rows in front of us >Getting lots of guys attention >Few even ask for selfies >Must be a celebrity >Eventually blonde gets up and walks past us >100% recognise her >Tell my date I've definitely seen her before >Just can't remember where >Next guy that asks for a selfie my date stops them >Asks who is she? >Guy kinda blushes and mumbles Aubrey something then walks away >Date still none the wiser >Starts Googling famous Aubreys with no luck >Game ends and we leave >Date still curious as to who this mystery woman was >Keep telling her it will come to me >Start rhyming of possible surname that pop into my head >Bingo after 20 attempts, Aubrey Kate >It's a match, pic of her at Yankee stadium on her twitter >Date scrolls through her feed >Then suddenly ends conversation about her >Changes subject and ends date not long after >Get home and google Aubrey Kate MFW I told my date I recognised a t----- pornstar in public

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Anon and the geometry teacher | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 993 KB PNG sir?" >"Yes ma'am" >" 0 ... ... 09/23/21(Thu)11:39:06 No.863655804 >geometry >teacher is literally Chad. >really tall, bald >"Sir" >"Yes, anon?" >"Blah blah blah, sir," >"Anon, could you stop calling me >"Get out of my class." >"Okay." Yeah, I'm a retard

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Anon falls for the "nukes aren't real" meme | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: EdvPm49A 01/05/23(Thu)22:28:14 No.411071403 >this little piece of metal can make cities vanish just trust us >youll never be close to one and youll never see one used in your lifetime but theyre real honestly just trust the science >history has never experienced anyone trying to erase history from war before, the cities just saw a white flash from this little chunk of metal and were gone for real 35 KB JPG >why would anyone lie about something that makes their country untouchable? CHE

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Anon Has a Question | /r/Greentext

MEMRI-TV 154 What is the cure for such disorders? Beatings. 31 KB JPG >autistic >/r9k/ >new transgender coworker >inform him im autistic as i do with everybiody >he says no ptoblemo >few weeks later >he mentiones being trans etc >we end up talking about his sexuality >he is 6'2 skinny type >he complains how he likes "strong man" but its hard to find >i walk near him and strech up standing on my entire high >buffed 6'4 >"wanna get dominated trap boi?" >he gasps and grabs his chest shying away >realize imedeatly what i said.

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Anon is bad at predicitions... Or is he? | /r/Greentext

The weather has cooled (ID: a0cDyNbe A warning 01/02/23 (Mon)23:40:42 No.410676212 Timeline of the next few days: >January 3-7: Ukraine war escalates at an unprecedented rate 78 KB JPG >January 9-10: Futile attempts at negotiation >January 11-13: Full nuclear exchange between NATO and Russia. China may join as well. Top stories : >January 8: Russia drops nuke in uninhabited area as a show of power and threatens to nuke NATO if they don't withdraw from the Ukraine This will be your only warning. If you survive, carry a 4 of clubs so we know who to trust. Memorize the following phrase and say it to fellow survivors so we can identify each other: >The bear has left its cave and now the rod and ring await This will be your only warning. Russian President Vladimir Putin on Thursday ordered a unilateral 36-hour cease- fire in Ukraine from noon January 6 to midnight on January 7, the same time as Orthodox Christmas. The Kremlin said Putin was influenced by Russian Orthodox leader Patriarch Kiril in making the decision. 2 hours ago DW Russia announces temporary cease-fire in Ukraine 1 hour ago https://www.dw.com > russia-announces-temporary-cease-... ! Russia announces temporary cease-fire in Ukraine - DW up The Washington Post Russia-Ukraine war latest ? About featured snippets Feedback CAN CNN Russia's war in Ukraine: Live updates LIVE 28 mins ago The Independent Putin orders 36-hour ALE 7101CL BLIR -3

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Anon is scared of rodents | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: xr66V+lm) 01/05/23(Thu)17:14:06 No.411029051 >>411028495 >22m and live in HMO >cooking alone in the kitchen last night >mouse runs out from behind the fridge >scream the N word at the mouse at the top of my lungs >mouse dies from a heart attack or some s--- >throw it out the window >the other residents won't talk to me and don't believe in mouse

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Is this community an undercover gay sub? Who writes those? Show yourself! | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 41 KB JPG 01/05/23(Thu)23:39:54 No > Why are all greetext either extremelly gay or schizo? > Who writes those? Is this one person? Or are you all genuinelly just craving being toped? > I am confusion

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don't be to rude thanks~ ^_^ Anonymous 02/18/15(Wed)03:14:02 No.598927926 >>598929028 >>598929097 >>598929134 >>5 >>598927615 Hey Kimmy. I like your new glasses. Hi, Tiffany. The curls are looking sweet. 'Sup, Dra'nakyuek, Destroyer of Worlds. Congrats on stomping that village yesterday.

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