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: Anonymous Just about 12/12/22(Mon)23:04:32 No.890664094 >be me, 27 >wife is 43, works at a childrens doctors office >ask me to bring her a coffee on my way to work McFucking had it >drive by anyways, whatever >get her her coffee 75 KB JPG >walk in doctors office >shes behind the desk with her work friends >as soon as i walk in she says "theres my cubby, are you here for your check up?" >friends laugh >she laughs >give her her coffee and go to work slightly irritated Might beat her when i get home

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Anonymous 41463596 6.8 kB JPG 2 REPLIES 1 REPLY 1 hr. ago My sad story >Be me >Be in highscool >Known for being a loser >Teacher gets out of the class for 40 mins >Girls behind me start chatting >8/10 girl calls me and says: "H-hey Anon, I have to tell you a secret" >Me:"Ok tell me" >She replys: "I think that im in love with you, im leaving my boyfriend for you" >I blush and I say: "Im not felling for it" >1 minute later another girl comes at me and says: "Hey Anon, can I touch your hand?" >Me "ytho.jpg" >"We are playing truth or dare" pic related 1 IMAGE REPLY Anonymous 41463618 1 hr. ago H-------- man, you talked to a girl? Lucky m------------.

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Open (Hide) anon? Anon Open (Hide) Anon (23 minutes ago) ID: 6d9222 No. 359779 >>359781 >>359783 >>359821 What's the weirdest thing you've ever jerked it to (Just now) ID: 2e911f No. 359821 >>359779 It was a japanese video, has been 3 years, there was this cute little petite jav woman and fat f--- with long d--- surprisingly, they brought in a tub full of lube, jumpes into it, f-----, fat f--- came like 2 times in her p----, then they threw a box full of dead bugs over the girl and then proceeded to f--- her again, gave her 2 creampies then they blended some roaches and bugs, made a smoothie made that girl drink it and vomit on the man while simultaneously filling her a------ with live roaches using a conical funnel and a tube. Again 1 c------ to her face, then continued to f--- and the screen blacked out. I have seen more degenerate s--- than this, seen almost every kind of p---, but i am too embarrassed to share it here, even though i am being anonymous, it is embarrassing

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Anonymous 12/19/22(Mon)21:22:07 No.891059732 >>891057842 >See beautiful white woman walking down the street opposite of me at night >Grab her and start pleasing her with my 12 inch BBC >She's screaming (obviously in ecstasy) >Tells me to stop (must be her white racist programming, not used to receiving such amazing orgasms) >For some reason cop cars show up >Jealous of my women pleasuring prowess >They're p----- that they have 1 inch micrococks (typical of white people especially pigs) >8 of the white knight f------ wrestle me to the ground >Tell me that I'm going to prison (because apparently sex is illegal) >Attempt to diffuse the situation by changing the subject to a common interest (They like guns, I like guns) >Show them my gun >The racist assholes think I'm trying to illegally use my weapon like some kind of criminal >They shoot me 4 times in the chest and kill me >I die, but at least my family will receive a million dollars through GoFundMe for my funeral and I'll get a mostly peaceful protest named after me to make a statement against the vast injustice of the system Every f------ time

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>>24184590 Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

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10:56 YB. : Anonymous 12/20/22(Tue)10:33:21 No.178108138 >>178106421 (OP) # >be me 28 >get scorpion jacket for christmas from mom >high school bully that tormented me every day still on my mind >show up to his house, jacket on, hammer in hand >his son answers the door "dad there's some guy here for you" >his wife opens up the door all the way, inside is a huge family all getting along >my high school bully looks at me "oh, is that you anon?" >he comes to see me, asks me how I'm doing >I just say "I drive" >he gives me $20 for the "charity drive", pats me on the back saying sorry for giving me a hard time in high school and closes the door >look at his family through their window in my 1999 accord across the street and smoke a c-------- but don't know how so it hurts my throat >buy a bag of mcchickens on my way home and stain my new jacket since I ordered them all with extra sauce packets

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: Anonymous Just about 12/12/22(Mon)23:04:32 No.890664094 >be me, 27 >wife is 43, works at a childrens doctors office >ask me to bring her a coffee on my way to work McFucking had it >drive by anyways, whatever >get her her coffee 75 KB JPG >walk in doctors office >shes behind the desk with her work friends >as soon as i walk in she says "theres my cubby, are you here for your check up?" >friends laugh >she laughs >give her her coffee and go to work slightly irritated Might beat her when i get home

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