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125 KB PNG 12/20/22(Tue)15:14:17 No.16714863 > be me > 19 > 6'4" > decent looking, blonde guy but crippling social anxiety due to bully > never kissed a girl or held hands (KHHV) > walking down the street > some girl approached me and asked me for ig > we started talking > we went on a date and ended up in her house > I was so nervous that i couldnt even talk > she started getting undressed > then it happened > my pp stopped getting hard suddenly > I said to her that I actually have to go and she gave me a strange look when she was only in her bra and panties > I left > she ghosted me the day after It happened half year ago and at least I held hands with her. I want to kms even more. I still love her.

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anonymous 41463596 6.8 kB JPG 2 REPLIES 1 REPLY 1 hr. ago My sad story >Be me >Be in highscool >Known for being a loser >Teacher gets out of the class for 40 mins >Girls behind me start chatting >8/10 girl calls me and says: "H-hey Anon, I have to tell you a secret" >Me:"Ok tell me" >She replys: "I think that im in love with you, im leaving my boyfriend for you" >I blush and I say: "Im not felling for it" >1 minute later another girl comes at me and says: "Hey Anon, can I touch your hand?" >Me "ytho.jpg" >"We are playing truth or dare" pic related 1 IMAGE REPLY Anonymous 41463618 1 hr. ago H-------- man, you talked to a girl? Lucky m------------.

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Anon is a fucking degenerate | /r/Greentext

Open (Hide) anon? Anon Open (Hide) Anon (23 minutes ago) ID: 6d9222 No. 359779 >>359781 >>359783 >>359821 What's the weirdest thing you've ever jerked it to (Just now) ID: 2e911f No. 359821 >>359779 It was a japanese video, has been 3 years, there was this cute little petite jav woman and fat f--- with long d--- surprisingly, they brought in a tub full of lube, jumpes into it, f-----, fat f--- came like 2 times in her p----, then they threw a box full of dead bugs over the girl and then proceeded to f--- her again, gave her 2 creampies then they blended some roaches and bugs, made a smoothie made that girl drink it and vomit on the man while simultaneously filling her a------ with live roaches using a conical funnel and a tube. Again 1 c------ to her face, then continued to f--- and the screen blacked out. I have seen more degenerate s--- than this, seen almost every kind of p---, but i am too embarrassed to share it here, even though i am being anonymous, it is embarrassing

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Anon is dating a co-worker | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 291 KB PNG 12/20/22(Tue)12:09:40 No.71473733 >date a co-worker for a month >she breaks up with me >starts telling people at work how small my d--- is see everyone later

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Black anon likes white women | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/19/22(Mon)21:22:07 No.891059732 >>891057842 >See beautiful white woman walking down the street opposite of me at night >Grab her and start pleasing her with my 12 inch BBC >She's screaming (obviously in ecstasy) >Tells me to stop (must be her white racist programming, not used to receiving such amazing orgasms) >For some reason cop cars show up >Jealous of my women pleasuring prowess >They're p----- that they have 1 inch micrococks (typical of white people especially pigs) >8 of the white knight f------ wrestle me to the ground >Tell me that I'm going to prison (because apparently sex is illegal) >Attempt to diffuse the situation by changing the subject to a common interest (They like guns, I like guns) >Show them my gun >The racist assholes think I'm trying to illegally use my weapon like some kind of criminal >They shoot me 4 times in the chest and kill me >I die, but at least my family will receive a million dollars through GoFundMe for my funeral and I'll get a mostly peaceful protest named after me to make a statement against the vast injustice of the system Every f------ time

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Anon studies M&Ms | /r/Greentext

>>24184590 Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

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Anon visits a Minecraft city | /r/Greentext

Is this a f------ joke Anonymous 12/20/22(Tue)05:23:36 > chilling on Minecraft > visiting a random city map I downloaded > pretty massive work, they built the interior etc > inside a gym > I find a sign with written on it : "transgender bathroom" > instantly quit the game > day ruined

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Anon had a change of heart | /r/Greentext

10:56 YB. : Anonymous 12/20/22(Tue)10:33:21 No.178108138 >>178106421 (OP) # >be me 28 >get scorpion jacket for christmas from mom >high school bully that tormented me every day still on my mind >show up to his house, jacket on, hammer in hand >his son answers the door "dad there's some guy here for you" >his wife opens up the door all the way, inside is a huge family all getting along >my high school bully looks at me "oh, is that you anon?" >he comes to see me, asks me how I'm doing >I just say "I drive" >he gives me $20 for the "charity drive", pats me on the back saying sorry for giving me a hard time in high school and closes the door >look at his family through their window in my 1999 accord across the street and smoke a c-------- but don't know how so it hurts my throat >buy a bag of mcchickens on my way home and stain my new jacket since I ordered them all with extra sauce packets

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Anon can't controls his lust | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 555 KB JPG 12/20/22(Tue)09:54:51 No.891069093 >>891070930 >be me just wasted 70 dollars on a onlyfans account and busted a nut, then immediately canceled it because of how stupid i felt. Why the f--- cant i control my lust?

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Anons philosophy is misunderstood | /r/Greentext

>be nietzsche >recognize early in life that nihilism is going to be the bane of human existence >work desperately to show that there can be a pursuit of meaning in spite of the collapse of religion >write yourself into a philosophy-induced nervous breakdown trying to show that we can overcome nihilism by pursuing passion, art, self-ownership and struggle >100+ years later teenagers think that you are a nihilist and claim to use your philosophy to justify hedonistic meaningless living

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Anon is beaten by the past | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/20/22 (Tue)00:22:59 No.71471153 >>71471054 # >be me >about 3 years old >mommy gives me a fun new stuffed animal >has very loose legs and arms but a lot of 650 KB JPG stuffing in the head, cute teddy bear >be 3 year old demon child, so used it for whatever i could find >throw it against the wall, choked it, stuck its head in the ceiling fan, even take a knife one day and act like i'm cutting off it's balls >good stress relief >call it "beat up bear" >grow up, it's now collecting dust >new gf goes through and sees it >i tell her about it and instantly she falls in love with it >she's always excited to cuddle with it when she came to my house >eventually chritmas comes >haven't been dating for long, decided to give it to her >she's so happy >relationship goes on for a year >whole time she always cuddles with it every night, see it on discord calls >she gets tired of calling it "beat up bear" so she renames him to "bubs" as an acronym, plus it's a cute name >she moves to college >calls me on instagram after not video calling for a week >breaks up with me >can still see him in the background, still being used when i was gone I really wonder if he still uses him. I hope so for some strange reason, but i want him back kinda. he was integral to my chidhood

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Anon has a brilliant plan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Tell me if this is a bad idea. 27 KB JPG 12/19/22(Mon)18:41:15 No.175253672 I will build a small makeshift raft. It has to be DIY so I wouldn't need to have it registered. I will then take a woman, any woman, willingly on a boat trip. We will sail to the open seas. Beyond the maritime jurisdiction of any country I will then r--- her. So, is that a crime? It shouldn't be, right? We are beyond the jurisdiction of any governing body. I heard you are still subject to the laws of whatever country your vessel is registered at. Which is why it's important I make a DIY boat. : Anonymous I don't want to kill her. I just want to shame someone with legal r--- and get away with it. 12/19/22(Mon)19:41:46 No.175255411 >>175253672 (OP) # >Hey babe wanna come on this s----- DIYOLO raft with me to international waters for undisclosed reasons Totally gonna work

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: Anonymous Discord and Online Communities 62 KB PNG 12/20/22(Tue)06:16:10 No.71471090 >join Discord server >mod disrespects me multiple times >tell him to go f--- himself and to get leg extensions >get muted >join Discord dating server >talk to girl >orbiter messages me >'that's MY girl' >banned >join Discord server >talk to someone in DMs >they leak our entire conversation for lols and cred in their server >delete Discord Why does everyone on this program seem to be such a f------ d---?

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125 KB PNG 12/20/22(Tue)15:14:17 No.16714863 > be me > 19 > 6'4" > decent looking, blonde guy but crippling social anxiety due to bully > never kissed a girl or held hands (KHHV) > walking down the street > some girl approached me and asked me for ig > we started talking > we went on a date and ended up in her house > I was so nervous that i couldnt even talk > she started getting undressed > then it happened > my pp stopped getting hard suddenly > I said to her that I actually have to go and she gave me a strange look when she was only in her bra and panties > I left > she ghosted me the day after It happened half year ago and at least I held hands with her. I want to kms even more. I still love her.

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