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: Anonymous 71 KB JPG 12/17/22(Sat) 23:28:47 No.890926614 >haven't used /b/ for months >decided to take a look just for fun >first thread is loli p--- some things really never change

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: Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 10:58:14 No.204864976 maxresdefault (3).jpg 73 KB JPG >you're gaslighting me! >you're love bombing me! >you're stonewalling me! >you're mansplaining to me! realistically, how do you respond to this?

GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.

Anonymous 89KB JPG 01/18/20(Sat) 12:25:09 No.818739837 >be me >been having a s--- week >take long shower >lay on back buck naked on bed and close eyes >try not to cry >feelsbadman.jpg >doggo snoozing on bed suddenly wakes up and stretches >Starts walking over my legs but stops over my genitals >shakes head and violently slaps my d--- and balls multiple times with floppy ears >laugh uncontrollably for 5min straight Instantly feel better. Thanks doggo bro.

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Anonymous 12 KB JPG 03/16/19(Sat)00:01:17 No.795089854 >Be me >Redditfag >goes on r/greentext >sort by top posts of all time >find first post that's older than 150 days >take a screen shot of the image >post on r/greentext >get over 30k upvotes >mfw I have more karma than 90% of other redditors

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: Anonymous 20 KB JPG 12/17/22(Sat) 23:42:20 No.890927312 >be me >be working cashier at wagecuck job >old lady comes in >asks me to smile >i gave a fake one >she made me laugh abit so i smile a bit >she says I have a nice smile. Why don't I smile more >i broke up recently and she said it gets better >made my day thanks old lady

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Anon tells the adventures of Neal the Tard - 7 The new wrangler | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: Pu51ryFD) 04/09/12(Mon)04:27:45 No.392111692 Neal breaks in the new wrangler >Be in 8th grade >Be about halfway through the year >As ! I said before Neal is the lightning raptard, he is fast as hell >Well he put this particular asset to good use against his new wrangler >While at lunch one day the new wrangler wasn't paying much attention, he greatly underestimated the power of Neal >While the d------- was flirting with one of the substitute teachers Neal slipped the f--- out to go somewhere >tardwrangler finally notices and asks me what happened to him >"I don't know, it's your job to keep track of them" > He runs off down the hall, I follow out of curiosity Cont. Anonymous (ID: Pu51ryFD) 04/09/12(Mon)04:28:25 No.392111762 Finally story of the nights end f------ flood detection >We go out to the main walk way, Neal is no where to be found, but his pants are on top of the trashcan >We hear a scream come from the building we were just in >Turns out Neal had scared some of t f the s walking down the hall >Neal has now been running for a good 15 minutes straight at full speed, this would be hard for anyone to maintain >Neal is finally found by the two by the two of us, the tard guard grabs him by the wrist and pulls him toward the bathroom to put his pants back on >Neal mumbles "Ai dun feal so gud" >Neal engages tardfoo grip onto the tardguards wrist, it is a well known fact that tardfoo grip is unbreakable >The wrangler tries to to free his wrist to no avail >Neal throws up that days lunch he had (Pizza, fries, and juice) all over the wranglers pants and shoes >He sighs in disgust and tosses Neal into the bathroom, Neal begins his Tard screech due to the excessive force used on him (thankfully no tards were nearby to rage) >I help calm Neal down, and he tells the principle that the wrangler hurt him >Wrangler is ultimately fire a week later for this, all cus he was a d------- Don't flirt with the substitutes when you should be watching Neal, they aren't even hot.

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Anonymous 51 KB JPG 12/17/22(Sat)11:09:59 No.71436223 >be me straight af >awaken my one-eyed purple headed yogurt slinger >load up sketchy p--- website >'mmm i'd love a piece of some of that' >click video and begin to masturbate til climax >post nut clarity hits >realize cute girl is actually a femboy with tons of makeup >immediately say no h--- so its not gay >Mfw Happens to the best of us, right bros

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Anonymous Its over 326 KB JPG >pic related Mfw 10/23/22(Sun)16:15:55 No.70698299 >be me on bus >have to fart >bus is full so no one is gonna know its me >fart >s--- myself >everyone knew View Thread

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24 KB JPG 12/17/22(Sat) 19:05:11 No.16701614 > be me > meet a girl > we start talking > I get attached > they leave > already happened 10 times sometimes girls even approach me to ghost me later after I develop a crush on them > Honestly I dont have any remaining emotions I am about to disrespect every girl I will meet. Why do they hurt me for no reason? W--? Are all girls sadistic monsters? WHY TF DO YOU APPROACH A GUY WHEN YOU DONT WANT A RELATIONSHIP YOU STUPOID. I am going insane

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22 KB JPG >be me >yesterday night >preparing to pull an all nighter gaming >go to the kitchen to get snacks and s--- >parents are out >lil sis has a friend staying over and they're watching some f----- show about drags >Kitchen has to entrances but I pass by the living room so they know I'm here in case they get scared someone may want to break in or something >be heating a couple of hot pockets but quietly walk closer to the living room to over hear their conversation >her friend mentions she's creeped out by me because of how I "stare too much at her" and because according to her I stare at her rack, like bitch i stare at everyone youre not special >be livid so stand in front of them so they know i heard everything >want to bruise their egos so come up with an insult >tell them that the only reason I wouldn't even try to r--- them tonight even tho i totally can is not the r--- or even the statutory r--- charges but because they're disgusting looking both on the inside and the outside >they dont say anything >grab my hot pockets and go back to my room >laugh my ass off and then enjoy my gaming night >be this morning >got a call from mom >they told her I "threatened to r--- them" even tho I explicitly told them I WOULDNT do it >try to explain the situation but they already decided to believe my sister im in deep trouble now anons

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Anonymous Doh 90 KB JPG 11/08/22(Tue)22:15:18 No.70909357 >be me, going to work this morning >have bag of trash in left hand and work laptop in right >car is parked right next to trashcan >open car door >brainshart.png >throw laptop in trashcan >bag of trash on front seat of car >trash juice spilling all over car seat >dumpster dive for laptop >woman with child sees me and they move to the opposite side of the road >come out covered and smelling like s--- >go home and call in sick >laptop is slow and heats up now >mfw View Thread

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12/05/22(Mon)15:46:07 No.21346295 we stop at a bar and adam eget says will you take a look at her ass so i look at the waitresses ass and he says tell me thats not going into the book and i say no its not and he says youre telling me that youre not putting that waitresses ass into the book and i tell him no and he says im crazy if i dont put her ass in the book and i tell him hes so stupid he doesnt even know what should be in a book. i tell him it has to be real important stuff especially in the end part of a book and besides no book in the whole world is supposed to be about a waitresses ass and adam eget starts pouting and says whats so special about you that youre better than a waitresses ass and i say im famous thats what and he says whats that ever got you so i look at the stupid idiot and i say ill show you what its got me ill show you right now and i yell hey waiter get over here cause im hungry and he comes over and i ask him what the special is and im lucky cause its chili and not that stupid f------ turkey chili that i hate either but real chili with pieces of beef in it and so i say hmmmmm to stall for time hmmmm and then my finger starts pointing at my name on my snl jacket and some time passes before the waiter says hey arent you famous and i say sure i am and he says you can have the chili for free and i say i want a whole bowl and not a cup and plenty of crackers too and the waiter agrees to the whole thing. im pretty pleased with myself and i look over at adam eget but he isnt sitting beside me anymore cause he is at the other side of the bar standing in front of a tv so i go over to him and he is talking like a robot and he says the toronto blue jays will win their baseball match tonight by two scores and i cant believe what im hearing so i hit adam eget hard on the side of his head and he falls in a crumple out cold. people come around to see what the trouble is and i tell them im a really famous guy and if they dont believe me they can all just read my clothes and i tell them adam eget is a nobody whose life is worth like a hundred words. everyone is cool with that and it makes me think that thats another thing that fame gets you. you can just go ahead and hit a guy hard on the side of his head. i go back to my table and wait for my food and look around the bar to see where the waitresses ass went and then finally the waiter comes back and he says he is sorry but they are just out of chili but that if i want i can have a bowl of turkey chili. can you believe it. turkey f------ chili. story of my life. Anonymous 2.78 MB GIF

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Me after killing an entire base of good guys in Wolfenstein New Order, knowing that I have to work with degenerates, f--- a polish and I can't never join the good guys. Anonymous Gaming industry is so tiredsome Anonymous 12/16/22 (Fri)17:26:02 No.408553923► >>408554323 >>408554390 >>408554461 >>408554 >>408554957 >>408555557 >>408555734 >>408555924 >>408556269 >>408556452 >>408556620 >>408556728 >>408556761 >>408557039 >>408557202 >>408557640 >>408557986 >>40 >>408558590 >>408558692 >>408558770 >>408558891 >>408558922 >>408559346 >>408559585 >>408560286 >>408561128 >>408563504 >>408563812 >>408563879 >>408564451 >>40 >>408565135 >>408569085 >>408569548 >>408569893 >>408571362 >>408571480 >>408575149 Wolfenstein New Order: >nazis bad, despite improving civilization in all ways possible >nazis hypocrites for using jewish secret high-tech (da'at yichud) >>408553923 (OP) the whole story is such f------ b------- in these games. >Yes goyim, this half-jewish-polish man DEFINITELY led a rebellion of no more than 10 people and liberated america from natsoc forces who conquered the globe. Oh, btw, all their tech? stolen from secret jewish inventors. >jews (da'at yichud) good, despite having high-tech to improve society and turn Earth into a Paraside, but instead keep it for themselves to ruin the World >"good guys", degenerates, lack of aesthetics >"bad guys", pure discipline, drip granted directly by the Gods Are game devs so stupid that they can't see that they make nazis always the good guys? Are people so stupid that they can't see that keeping the actual status quo is pure evil and jews are behind it? 12/16/22 (Fri)17:32:19 No.408554461 ► >>408554739 >>408556045 >>408556150 >>408559915 >>408565614 F--- off already. I can buy the insanity to an extent, hell, even getting his head chopped off and getting it on a new body. It's fun it's insane and outrageous. Whatever, video game. But the "SECRET JEWISH MYSTIC BASE" was WAY too much propaganda for me to handle. Anonymous 12/16/22 (Fri)17:53:15 No.408556316 >>408554739 >you have space-age tech >still losing against an angry austrian painter and his bois Man, even in games k---- are fookin' ridiculous losers. Anonymous 12/16/22(Fri)17:51:18 No.408556150 >>408554461 >the whole story is such f------ b------- in these games. is literally Star Wars, some jud... I mean, jedi teach a desert dude some kabbala... I mean, jedi stuff and with some few degenerat... I mean heroes of liberty destroys the "space reich" >>408565614 >>408554687 >Are the Writers anti-Semitic? Or they are crypto-antikikes or the "a---- blood memory theory" is true and they hate k---- without knowing it Anonymous 12/16/22(Fri) 18:32:35 No.408559915 ► >>408560000 >>>408565614 Anonymous >>408554461 >But the "SECRET JEWISH MYSTIC BASE" was WAY too much propaganda for me to handle. This sucked balls. >Muh ancestral Jewish super-genius society. The amount of c----sucking propaganda in this part of the plot is unreal. >Jews are superhuman, goy, they're Gods (but also victims, never forget the 6 gorillion, goy!!). Yeah right, I'm sure a "super secret" society of Jewish super-geniuses would have let the Nazis kill 6 gorillion Jews without doing anything, right? Oh wait, it's Jews we're talking about, they wouldn't lift their pinkie for anyone, even other Jews, never mind. Anonymous 12/16/22(Fri) 18:29:07 No.408559540 ► >>408560742 Anonymous >>408559346 >Because it made us discover a universe where Nazis won and developed incredible technology, created a base on the moon 15 years before the US moon landing, and pacified the world, getting rid of all degeneracy. The funniest thing about their marketing is that all the "scary" images of the US were absolutely beautiful compared to everything I've experienced. Major US cities that are safe, peaceful, show white men and women dressed respectfully walking around, no crime, no billboards and advertisements, no drag queen story hour in the middle of the street, no pride parade sponsored by JP Morgan and Blackrock. Anonymous 12/16/22(Fri)17:59:42 No.408556864 ► Anonymous 12/16/22(Fri) 18:07:11 No.408557491 >>408555780 Lol the devs got to be crypto-nazis hahahaha. Blitzmensch is clearly the good guy here!! Illegal eagle looks like biden 12/16/22(Fri)17:34:48 No.408554687 ► >>408556150 >>408555924 the worst character was the ex-nazi: >yeah, killing untermensch is based >scheisse, my son is untermensch >noooo!! nazis kill my son, why?! WHY?! >now I'm anti-nazi Fookin' retard that adopted a literal retard, glad he got killed. >>408553923 (OP) >jews (da'at yichud) good, despite having high-tech to improve society and turn Earth into a Paraside, but instead keep it for themselves to ruin the World Are the Writers anti-Semitic? 12/16/22(Fri)17:35:23 No.408554739 ► >>408554802 >>408556272 >>408556316 >>408556494 >>408556561 >>408565614 >>408554461 >Oh, btw, all their tech? stolen from secret jewish inventors. You're underselling how f------ stupid that plot point was. It wasn't just "secret jewish inventors" it was magical secret society from Before Christ that somehow invented space-age technology.

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-1669584439959266.jpg (25 KB, 391x391) google yandex iqdb wait ♥ >everyone says she is in the right >"You're Valid!!" Anonymous 12/17/22(Sat)15:24:04 No.71431719 [4] [Reply] ✓ >>71433384 >>71433400 >>71433428 >be me >decide to make a reddit account to see if it is really as onions as they say it is >see "Am I The A------" subreddit >its a community where people make posts about their life and redditfags ask them if they are an a------ or not >one of the posts is a guy who left his girlfriend because she had breast cancer, he wants a girl who actually has boobs >95% of the comments tell him he is an a------ and a generally bad person >anyone saying that he is not an a------ gets downvoted heavily >see another post there >It's about a girl who cheated on her boyfriend because he had a micropenis, she wants a guy who actually has a d--- >"NTA. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes" >anyone saying she is an a------ is downvoted heavily and replied with s--- like "Found the guy with a micropenis" >make a comment telling her she is a w---- and should kill herself >permanently suspended from the website as a whole >mfw these f------ can't even handle entry level banter These are the same people who say "size doesn't matter". It absolutely f------ does. jesus christ, no wonder the male suicide rate is so high. and heroin/oxymorphone are illegal for recreational use, so people with micropenis aren't even legally allowed to do a drug that feels better than sex. thats why the male suicide rate is extremely high. if you believe in god you're a retard and you're f------ disgusting. there are people with awful awful s--- like schizophrenia, cancer, aids, micropenis, ebola, cholera. an all powerful, all knowing, loving god would not let any of that happen. a loving god would have prevented 9/11 >but muhh free will! An all powerful all knowing god would be able to create a world with free will but also without evil.

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Dragon Age: Absolution Anonymous 12/17/22(Sat)11:31:57 No.177995904 ▶ HE JUST WANTED TO SAVE HIS BROTHER NEB!! >he just wanted his sister, Miriam, back in his life >he choose to save his adoptive elf brother instead of his biological human mother, somehow, for Miriam he is evil >he just wanted to end slavery and death (Miriam say no because "she doesn't want to be an object to LITERALLY END SLAVERY", women logic) >he broke the sacred laws of his nation to protect his sister >he tried to find a peaceful way, he didn't want to kill Miriam's friends until he just got piss off of seeing his men dying, he just want to be a good person >his sister killed him because "mother bad" >his sister forgives her lesbian gf, Hira, because "i love her" >Hira betrayed Miriam multiple times (tried to exchange her back to Rezaren to get the Circulum) and killed a common friend, Fairbanks, by "*""accident***** >Miriam unleashed a dragon that killed many of her own people (despite the constant EIFs Lives MaTtEr!!) >Miriam didn't kill Hira, despite Hira wants to do a blood ritual to destroy an entire nation, her nation, because some random fanatics Why the recent high fantasy shows are like this? Apparently women have to be psycho-hypocrites to be the "heroines" and the good guys that try to make a better world always are the "bad guys". Are Blood of Zeus and DOTA: Dragon's Blood as retarded as Absolution or are kino? 'You know what I hate more than elfs, female elfs' - Lord Garithos, probably.

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