Anonymous (ID: Pu51ryFD) 04/09/12(Mon)03:59:27 No.392108083 Neal vs. Barb the bitch >Be in 8th grade still >Be in the final few months of school before summer starts >Kinda sad that i'm not gonna see Neal for a while again >Walking to TardHQ with Neal to in between periods >Neal wasn't paying very much attention, as usual, he was just talking and looking down at his feet as if he was mystified by how the allowed him to walk >I see Barb the bitch walking down the hallway in the corner of my eyes >Barb got this nickname because, well she's a huge bitch, even to tards >Sense Neal wasn't paying attention he walks directly into Barb and knocks her onto the ground >He quickly says sorry and motions to help her up cont. Anonymous (ID: Pu51ryFD) 04/09/12(Mon)04:00:03 No.392108159 Neal Vs. Barb the Bitch finale >The bitch smacks his hand out of the way and starts to yell "WHY DON'T YOU WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING" >poordecisions.jpg >Neal takes this as an imminent threat unleashes his short burst roar (his only warning that he is about to slap someones s---) >Barb continues to yell "WHY ARE YOU MAKING THAT SOUND NEEDLE D---" >l begin to grow angry with her "Barb what the hell is your problem" >Neal I just puts his arm in front of me like he's telling me he's got this >Neal dives for her legs and she topples over >She struggles but Neal has engaged raptard strength, resistance is futile >He gets into a full mount position on top of her and positions his head directly over hers >The roar has stopped >wut.jpg >All that can be heard throughout the Il is the sounds of phlegm being draw up someones throat Neal >It's >He slowly lets the nastiest lougy I have every seen drip out of his mouth and directly onto her forehead The slowly seeped onto her forehead and then down the sides of her head >Barb proceeded to cry and gag so hard she was choking >Neal sees this as a sign that he has won and releases her from his tard strength grapple >He says "Comepil" motioning over toward the TardHQ >It was as if he erased the memory from his head entirely, and it was glorious Captia: heybarb round S--- was meant to be

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

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Anonymous (ID: Pu51ryFD) 04/09/12(Mon)03:59:27 No.392108083 Neal vs. Barb the bitch >Be in 8th grade still >Be in the final few months of school before summer starts >Kinda sad that i'm not gonna see Neal for a while again >Walking to TardHQ with Neal to in between periods >Neal wasn't paying very much attention, as usual, he was just talking and looking down at his feet as if he was mystified by how the allowed him to walk >I see Barb the bitch walking down the hallway in the corner of my eyes >Barb got this nickname because, well she's a huge bitch, even to tards >Sense Neal wasn't paying attention he walks directly into Barb and knocks her onto the ground >He quickly says sorry and motions to help her up cont. Anonymous (ID: Pu51ryFD) 04/09/12(Mon)04:00:03 No.392108159 Neal Vs. Barb the Bitch finale >The bitch smacks his hand out of the way and starts to yell "WHY DON'T YOU WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING" >poordecisions.jpg >Neal takes this as an imminent threat unleashes his short burst roar (his only warning that he is about to slap someones s---) >Barb continues to yell "WHY ARE YOU MAKING THAT SOUND NEEDLE D---" >l begin to grow angry with her "Barb what the hell is your problem" >Neal I just puts his arm in front of me like he's telling me he's got this >Neal dives for her legs and she topples over >She struggles but Neal has engaged raptard strength, resistance is futile >He gets into a full mount position on top of her and positions his head directly over hers >The roar has stopped >wut.jpg >All that can be heard throughout the Il is the sounds of phlegm being draw up someones throat Neal >It's >He slowly lets the nastiest lougy I have every seen drip out of his mouth and directly onto her forehead The slowly seeped onto her forehead and then down the sides of her head >Barb proceeded to cry and gag so hard she was choking >Neal sees this as a sign that he has won and releases her from his tard strength grapple >He says "Comepil" motioning over toward the TardHQ >It was as if he erased the memory from his head entirely, and it was glorious Captia: heybarb round S--- was meant to be

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