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: Anonymous 12/11/22(Sun)07:48:08 No.127012267 Kė 1669598060615112.png 99 KB PNG >doing it for free :/ >doing it for free, Japan :o

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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anon confesses his feelings | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 34 KB JPG 12/11/22(Sun)14:28:56 No.890572526 >girlfriend says you can tell me anything >tell her i'm depressed and have anxiety >breaks up with me a week later Why are women like this?

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anon wants to be anime | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 217 KB JPG 12/06/22(Tue) 12:03:09 No.71281008 >find that chinese anime face generator from a 4chan post >it makes me look good, but removes my beard >shave my face the next day to see what the result will be on the site and share it >a big youtuber made a video about it >it no longer works because of course it no longer would >look for alternatives on google, they are either scams or don't work I will never be anime. : Anonymous >>71281008 (OP) # you can thank youtubers and reddit for ruining just about anything. weve had it happen to scp, le backrooms, stalker, unturned, ss13 and god knows how many other things 12/06/22(Tue)13:25:42 No.71281579

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Anon had joker moment | /r/Greentext

f---- Anonymous 12/11/22(Sun)09:24:51 No.890564073 [Reply] ► >>890564521 >>890564578 >>890564625 >talking to girl I know >she's not very into me but I like her >we share a lot of opinions, she seems pretty smart >decide to compliment her >"hey, you're pretty smart, >not really thinking about it, end the sentence with: >for a woman." I can't think of anyone to blame for this but you

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Anon's dad uses 4chan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 45 KB JPG 12/11/22(Sun)13:30:46 No.890571040 >be me >browse 4chan >dad walks in my room >"hey, we are going to aun-" >forgot to close the 4chan tab >dad sees it >lightly chuckles, winks and leaves >mfw my dad might be an oldfag >mfw there is a probability i called him n----- and f-----

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Anon should give her a little kiss on the back of her neck to signal that he is not a threat. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 29 KB JPG 11/27/21 (Sat)08:48:17 No.66321030 >Walking home at night when i come across a woman walking ahead of me >She starts walking faster but i match her pace and move up to her >She clearly gets uncomfortable but can't say anything for fear of what i might do Does anyone else do this? It's really fun. Foids should have a male guardian if they don't want this to happen. : Anonymous 11/27/21(Sat)08:50:46 No.66321051 You should just run faster and pass them to assert the fact that as a men we are physically and mentally superior

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anon is depressed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous the only way out 117 KB JPG 12/11/22(Sun)00:00:27 No.890539688 My only wish is a war to happen in my country where i die happily knowing i did something remarkable. wbu/b/ros >i feel nothing >literally nothing >no passion >no motivation no will to live

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Anon brings condoms to school | /r/Greentext

File: 1545875746631.jpg (235 KB, 826x770) Anonymous 12/10/22(Sat)20:55:04 No.71346396 [Reply]► >>71346514 >>71346522 >>71346538 >>71346562 >relationship day in school >for some reason I thought it was a good idea to bring condoms from home >boys are paired up with girls >you're supposed to spend time together during the day, eat lunch together as a date and stuff >i get the class qt, brunette with freckles >at lunch i pull out her chair like i've seen on film >she sits down too early and falls over >offer to carry her food >drop both (spaghetti and bolognese) >at the end of the day every group tells the class how it went >she's completely silent >decide i need to lighten the mood >pull out the condoms from my pocket >"i guess we won't need these then hehe" >she runs out of the classroom completely red >class points and laughs >teacher calls mom I changed schools after

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Anon plays Persona | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I may have taken role playing (...) 1.35 MB GIF 12/09/22 (Fri)17:33:40 No.410317173 >be me, male anon in highschool >be attracted to older women >basically obsessed with the persona franchise >have always picked the female teacher romance route in every single persona game ive played where it was an option >memorized p much all of the dialogue from those routes by heart >have a teacher i found fairly attractive >intentionally get a bad grade in the class so that i can ask her for 1 on 1 tutoring sessions without seeming like a creep right off the bat >do this for several months >i learn that she recently divorced her husband >showtime.jpg >me being the brainlet that i am i start using persona dialogue in actual conversations with her >she has no clue, and actually thinks i'm witty and charming >w-- >this wasn't supposed to actually work >my grade improves a lot, but she still offers to do tutoring sessions >ohgodthisisit.png >i make a move >she is taken aback, says that because she is a teacher and i'm a student, it could end so badly >i go into neet mode, and start basically ripping off persona dialogue >it works >w-- >i got my teacher to date me with words and conversations that were not my own >she thinks i'm actually coming up with this stuff >i now have no idea what to do, as i have run out of persona 5 dialogue to regurgitate i think i may have taken acting like joker too far

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Anon wants to get high | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 41 KB JPG 12/10/22(Sat) 19:02:45 No.890545732 >be me >want weed >know friend who smokes >ask them >they say yes, promise me some >never say when >months pass >try not to bring it up, don't want to be annoying >bring it up >they make excuses >eventually agree on Friday >they cancel last minute >Saturday, texting them >they mention they're smoking >I keep dropping hints I want to come over >they definitely get it >won't ask me over >I ask to come over >"nah I'm not really feelin in right now" W-- I just wanna get high

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anon makes an observation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/10/22(Sat)19:47:54 No.27888946 15 KB JPG >anon wants a virgin gf/wife >angry anons write blog posts about why female virginity doesn't matter This just proves that it does matter - whenever someone says they prefer blonde or brunette, nobody cares. It's irrelevant. But when a man selects for chastity, something that speaks volumes about character and values, all hell breaks loose.

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Anon gets a job | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Job Greentexts 10/23/17(Mon)23:27:58 No.40623659 225 KB PNG This happened last night. >Get job at McDonalds, need cash >Work in the back arranging the meals >qt 3.14 comes in with-8 yo daughter, asks for a chicken nugget Happy Meal >daughter is really polite to casier, says please and everything >throw in an extra nugget because of her kindness >few mins later, manager tells me to mop a spill >its right next to the mom and her daughter >evesdrop on them >"Mommy look, the people in the back gave me an extra nugget, why?" >mom replies, "Its because they're dumb enough to work here that they cant count" >mfw >mom and daughter laugh while I walk away Why are people so unappreciative?

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anon takes a trip down the memory lane | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/10/22(Sat)20:18:05 No.177737233 THIS EAM IS NOT YET RATED FOR FUTURO 00 TO FILMATINGS.COM WE WERE WARNED 2012 NOVEMBER FIND OUT THE TRUTH. SEARCH:2012 2012_2009_2669_poster.jpg 518 KB JPG >the Apocalypse was ten years ago COLUMBIA PICTURES MARAMIN

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