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File: 1545875746631.jpg (235 KB, 826x770) Anonymous 12/10/22(Sat)20:55:04 No.71346396 [Reply]► >>71346514 >>71346522 >>71346538 >>71346562 >relationship day in school >for some reason I thought it was a good idea to bring condoms from home >boys are paired up with girls >you're supposed to spend time together during the day, eat lunch together as a date and stuff >i get the class qt, brunette with freckles >at lunch i pull out her chair like i've seen on film >she sits down too early and falls over >offer to carry her food >drop both (spaghetti and bolognese) >at the end of the day every group tells the class how it went >she's completely silent >decide i need to lighten the mood >pull out the condoms from my pocket >"i guess we won't need these then hehe" >she runs out of the classroom completely red >class points and laughs >teacher calls mom I changed schools after

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
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