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: Anonymous 45 KB JPG 12/11/22(Sun)13:30:46 No.890571040 >be me >browse 4chan >dad walks in my room >"hey, we are going to aun-" >forgot to close the 4chan tab >dad sees it >lightly chuckles, winks and leaves >mfw my dad might be an oldfag >mfw there is a probability i called him n----- and f-----

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 29 KB JPG 11/27/21 (Sat)08:48:17 No.66321030 >Walking home at night when i come across a woman walking ahead of me >She starts walking faster but i match her pace and move up to her >She clearly gets uncomfortable but can't say anything for fear of what i might do Does anyone else do this? It's really fun. Foids should have a male guardian if they don't want this to happen. : Anonymous 11/27/21(Sat)08:50:46 No.66321051 You should just run faster and pass them to assert the fact that as a men we are physically and mentally superior

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anon is depressed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous the only way out 117 KB JPG 12/11/22(Sun)00:00:27 No.890539688 My only wish is a war to happen in my country where i die happily knowing i did something remarkable. wbu/b/ros >i feel nothing >literally nothing >no passion >no motivation no will to live

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Anon brings condoms to school | /r/Greentext

File: 1545875746631.jpg (235 KB, 826x770) Anonymous 12/10/22(Sat)20:55:04 No.71346396 [Reply]► >>71346514 >>71346522 >>71346538 >>71346562 >relationship day in school >for some reason I thought it was a good idea to bring condoms from home >boys are paired up with girls >you're supposed to spend time together during the day, eat lunch together as a date and stuff >i get the class qt, brunette with freckles >at lunch i pull out her chair like i've seen on film >she sits down too early and falls over >offer to carry her food >drop both (spaghetti and bolognese) >at the end of the day every group tells the class how it went >she's completely silent >decide i need to lighten the mood >pull out the condoms from my pocket >"i guess we won't need these then hehe" >she runs out of the classroom completely red >class points and laughs >teacher calls mom I changed schools after

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Anon plays Persona | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I may have taken role playing (...) 1.35 MB GIF 12/09/22 (Fri)17:33:40 No.410317173 >be me, male anon in highschool >be attracted to older women >basically obsessed with the persona franchise >have always picked the female teacher romance route in every single persona game ive played where it was an option >memorized p much all of the dialogue from those routes by heart >have a teacher i found fairly attractive >intentionally get a bad grade in the class so that i can ask her for 1 on 1 tutoring sessions without seeming like a creep right off the bat >do this for several months >i learn that she recently divorced her husband >showtime.jpg >me being the brainlet that i am i start using persona dialogue in actual conversations with her >she has no clue, and actually thinks i'm witty and charming >w-- >this wasn't supposed to actually work >my grade improves a lot, but she still offers to do tutoring sessions >ohgodthisisit.png >i make a move >she is taken aback, says that because she is a teacher and i'm a student, it could end so badly >i go into neet mode, and start basically ripping off persona dialogue >it works >w-- >i got my teacher to date me with words and conversations that were not my own >she thinks i'm actually coming up with this stuff >i now have no idea what to do, as i have run out of persona 5 dialogue to regurgitate i think i may have taken acting like joker too far

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Anon wants to get high | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 41 KB JPG 12/10/22(Sat) 19:02:45 No.890545732 >be me >want weed >know friend who smokes >ask them >they say yes, promise me some >never say when >months pass >try not to bring it up, don't want to be annoying >bring it up >they make excuses >eventually agree on Friday >they cancel last minute >Saturday, texting them >they mention they're smoking >I keep dropping hints I want to come over >they definitely get it >won't ask me over >I ask to come over >"nah I'm not really feelin in right now" W-- I just wanna get high

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anon makes an observation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/10/22(Sat)19:47:54 No.27888946 15 KB JPG >anon wants a virgin gf/wife >angry anons write blog posts about why female virginity doesn't matter This just proves that it does matter - whenever someone says they prefer blonde or brunette, nobody cares. It's irrelevant. But when a man selects for chastity, something that speaks volumes about character and values, all hell breaks loose.

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Anon gets a job | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Job Greentexts 10/23/17(Mon)23:27:58 No.40623659 225 KB PNG This happened last night. >Get job at McDonalds, need cash >Work in the back arranging the meals >qt 3.14 comes in with-8 yo daughter, asks for a chicken nugget Happy Meal >daughter is really polite to casier, says please and everything >throw in an extra nugget because of her kindness >few mins later, manager tells me to mop a spill >its right next to the mom and her daughter >evesdrop on them >"Mommy look, the people in the back gave me an extra nugget, why?" >mom replies, "Its because they're dumb enough to work here that they cant count" >mfw >mom and daughter laugh while I walk away Why are people so unappreciative?

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Anon buys a dab pen | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 133 KB JPG 12/10/22(Sat) 18:25:39 No.71346758 >buy the pen from friend >get hooked after a week >get high so many times feels like Im breezing though time >take advantage of this and smoke before school >legit the second I got high, school was already over and I was at home >start doing this everyday and eventually start skipping my home life too >already skipped through most of my major life events >no recollection of anything >mfw magic pen lets me travel through time

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Anon plays Fallout: New Vegas | /r/Greentext

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: Anonymous Where are my friends ¿ 20 KB PNG 12/10/22(Sat) 22:22:29 No.890535551 >Be me >Born with schizophrenia >Rough childhood, as nobody wanted to be my friend ?>Get to high school, where I finally made some friends >They were awsome friends who helped me through some very tough times >Graduated from high school and got into college >My friendship with my high school friends is still going strong >Turn 18, finally able to get medication for my schizophrenia >Take my medicine for the first time >After all these years, I finally feel peace >Want to tell my friends the news that I can now control my schizophrenic episodes >I can not find then anywhere >mfw my friends are gone

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