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Anonymous 01/13/19(Sun)10:04:10 No.7512136 120 KB JPG >be me >on airplane >3 muslims are sitting in the back >two of them get up and start walking to the front >as one passes me, he says "soon we will all see allah." >he gets to the front of the plane and starts reciting the koran >he ended up converting 12 people to islam thank you allah

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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File: kermit.jpg (49 KB, 348x288) Kermitmeme.com Anonymous 12/09/22(Fri)12:51:25 No.69206158 [Reply] ► >>69207121 >>69207208 >>be me >>sit in uni class waiting for professor to arrive >>sitting in corner of long table drinking from my gallon jug >>only one in class who lifts, feel like a chad >>stacy across from me says "why such a big bottle anon?" >>sperg out and reply "big bottle for a big boy" >>mfw no one laiughs >>mfw silence in the room >>After 5 seconds Stacy replies "oh, okay..." and other normies continue chatting about chad's party next weekend Should I just rope?

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: Anonymous 347 KB PNG 12/10/22(Sat)00:11:48 No.71331115 >Meet girl online >qt, christian, virgin, smart >Hit it off, talk constantly >Goes on for months >I develop legitimate feelings for her >I open up to her and tell her my deepest darkest secrets >We stay up to like 4 am voice messaging back and forth several times a week >It feels amazing to have someone who appreciates me and who I can be myself around and tell anything to >A week ago she tells me none of it was real. She was doing the exact same thing with several other people. She just wanted attention >Told me to never speak to her again I can't take much more, anons.

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Anonymous 244 KB PNG 12/09/22(Fri)22:13:15 No.71334076 I ruined Thanksgiving >Have family over for meal at my place. >My sister and her husband brings his kids, brother-in-law's parents also tag along. >Everything going well at first. >One of their kids knocks over a jar of pickles. >Tell brother-in-law it's fine, just go get a replacement jar. >He gives me a stupid look. >I sucker punch him in the face. >He looks shocked, I do it again. >He stumbles backwards into a table and falls over. >kick him a few more times in the face just because I felt like it. >His dad tries to intervene. >Hit him with a haymaker, dude's like 80 so he was OUT. >Run inside my house, grab my .45 >Fire a single shot in in the air and yell >"this is my house where I make my own rules! if you don't like that then you can get the f--- out!" >Everyone suddenly leaves. >More than two weeks later, still nobody will return my calls. What the f--- is wrong with me? View Thread

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37 KB JPG > be hampster > zero survival skils except humping > f--- like crazy > not expected to do anything > somehow f------ survive in Syria for a few million years > super cute and fluffy SERIOUSLY HOW THE F--- DID THEY SURVIVE IN SYRIA OF ALL PLACES? WHAT THE F--- DID THEY EAT IN THE F------ DESERT? SYRIANS YOU HAVE GOT TO F------ EXPLAIN THIS TO ME? I'm so f------ jealous of hampsters

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File: Old f---.jpg (11 KB, 226x223) +4 >Mother begins to cry Is this own personal hell? Anonymous 03/11/18(Sun)19:09:27 No.43783117 [Reply] ► >Be me >1935 >Losing house >Captain goes down with his ship.avi >Hang self >Be stuck in mortal plane >Bound to property F--- >Be today >ghost fapping to milf and chad boyfriend >30 year old son runs in >Oh no.jpg >"Mommy my tummy tum empty, make me tendies" >Fat ass throws a bottle full of piss at her

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Anonymous baby killer 530 KB JPG >at the supermarket >see this absolute qt3.14 checking out 12/09/22 (Fri)23:46:24 No.890500173 >get a rush of energy, my balls really want to breed this woman >talk to her like the autismo i am >hey so i saw you and maybe i could.. idk get your #? >holyshit.jpeg >actually works >ffwd two years, going steady >she has made me a better person, ive started taking better care of myself and i no longer a retarded virgin cuck >having sex >close to nutting >"c-- inside me anon" >biggest orgasm of my life >she screams a name that isnt mine >what the f--- >i leave to go to the bathroom and look in the mirror >was this bitch cheating on me the entire time? >she knocks on the door >she has a confession >"anon.. i am not sexually attracted to you.. every time we have sex i imagine you are something else." >something else? >"i want a wendigo." >what the f--- >"i find it really hot that someone wants to literally eat my flesh and kill me." >mfw this bitch has a r--- kink >mfw this bitch has a wendigo fetish this was the worst thing that ever happened to me, what should i do? she isnt even attracted to me, and now she wants to keep the baby. im f-----. i wont talk to her and she is blowing up my phone

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