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File: Old f---.jpg (11 KB, 226x223) +4 >Mother begins to cry Is this own personal hell? Anonymous 03/11/18(Sun)19:09:27 No.43783117 [Reply] ► >Be me >1935 >Losing house >Captain goes down with his ship.avi >Hang self >Be stuck in mortal plane >Bound to property F--- >Be today >ghost fapping to milf and chad boyfriend >30 year old son runs in >Oh no.jpg >"Mommy my tummy tum empty, make me tendies" >Fat ass throws a bottle full of piss at her

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anon dates a wendigoon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous baby killer 530 KB JPG >at the supermarket >see this absolute qt3.14 checking out 12/09/22 (Fri)23:46:24 No.890500173 >get a rush of energy, my balls really want to breed this woman >talk to her like the autismo i am >hey so i saw you and maybe i could.. idk get your #? >holyshit.jpeg >actually works >ffwd two years, going steady >she has made me a better person, ive started taking better care of myself and i no longer a retarded virgin cuck >having sex >close to nutting >"c-- inside me anon" >biggest orgasm of my life >she screams a name that isnt mine >what the f--- >i leave to go to the bathroom and look in the mirror >was this bitch cheating on me the entire time? >she knocks on the door >she has a confession >"anon.. i am not sexually attracted to you.. every time we have sex i imagine you are something else." >something else? >"i want a wendigo." >what the f--- >"i find it really hot that someone wants to literally eat my flesh and kill me." >mfw this bitch has a r--- kink >mfw this bitch has a wendigo fetish this was the worst thing that ever happened to me, what should i do? she isnt even attracted to me, and now she wants to keep the baby. im f-----. i wont talk to her and she is blowing up my phone

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I am the one who eats grass | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >are u a grass 03/09/22(Wed)05:35:51 No.4097292 ARE_U_A_GRASS.jpg 194 KB JPG

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Incest....cause they had too. | /r/Greentext

53 KB JPG >>178781346 # I always wanted Christopher Walken to do a spoken word bible. >now Lot and his daughters were in a cave >you gotta understand >they thought it was the end of the world >they thought they were the last people in earth >so they did what they had to do >Lot got drunk >and he f----- his daughters >he f----- babies into their wombs >little i----- babies >but they had to

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Anon likes oreos.. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 18 KB JPG 3 Replies / 1 Image 03/18/19(Mon)19:45:00 No.795302635 > be me > bad mood 'cause have to study > mom bought me oreos because she knows I like them thanks mom View Thread

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Femanon met an incel who kinda hates and loves her at the same time | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous B Dug ✔ 75 KB JPG 12/09/22(Fri)17:05:26 No.71322379 >Be insecure teen >Ugly shy femanon, no chance with irl guys >Meet an incel online >3 years older than me, also angry at the world >Unlike me, he directs his anger at everyone else instead of himself >Somehow get along >He kind of hates me kind of loves me because he thought I was too dumb for him but also the only woman intelligent enough to be able to converse with him >Eventually blocks me and tells me to kill myself >6 month forward >He comes back to apologize >Play hard to get even though I want him >Blocks me again This f----- has messed with my perception of love forever. I need my partner to hate me and view me as inferior to be engaged, but I also want him to be nice and gentle when I need it I can't find anyone besides him like that because it's just a f------ contradiction so I come crawling back to him again and again. I don't know how many accounts have I made already Please come back matt, a------

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Anon takes a shit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 239 KB PNG 02/14/21(Sun)15:36:46 No.847384614 >I just had a great s---. >Didn't have a terrible urge to go, no need to fight it while making my way to the bathroom, nothing. >Just walked there, sat down and s--- was done. 3 Replies >No struggle, no horrid smell, no dhiarrea, no splashing. >Cleaning up was great too, no blood, no pain, just smooth and easy. This genuinely made my day better. View Thread

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Anon is going to kill himself | /r/Greentext

Anonymous| | 12/09/22(Fri)18:42:19 No.126796828 [Reply] >>126802013 >>126802021 If Brazil loses this I'm gonna kill myself 154 replies and 21 images omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 12/09/22 (Fri)18:57:13 No.126801938 File: 1667683694601.jpg (44 KB, 900x900) RIPBOZO ☐ Anonymous +12/09/22 (Fri) 18:57:29 No.126802013 File: 542323.jpg (126 KB, 600x800) >>126796828 (OP) Hang yourself from one of his arms Anonymous12/09/22 (Fri)18:57:31 No.126802021 >>126796828 (OP) DO A FLIP

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anon watches too much porn | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 323 KB PNG 08/07/21 (Sat)18:55:50 No.64878388 >divorced single mother who's older than me started chatting me up >she has two thicc daughters 18 and 20 >they keep changing into tiny shorts and sitting by me whenever I come over

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Anons plan to make his own game | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 36 KB JPG 05/14/20(Thu)15:56:14 No 507945510 >pirate game >company loses $60 >delete game >company receives back $60 >pirate game 1 million times >company loses $60M and declares bankrupcy >buy company for a few dollars and become CEO >delete all the pirated copies >$60M deposited in my account >suddenly CEO of my own game company with millions to make my dream game

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Based Croatian Anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 126851803 18.4 kB PNG 21 REPLIES 13 IMAGES >robbed us of an England-France final at the last World Cup >robs us of a Brazil-Argentina semifinal at this World Cup I hate these f------ Slavcunts so damn much. Anonymous | 126851992 >>126851803 (OP) im not your psychiatrist i dont care how you feel 10 REPLIES 2 hr ago... REPLY 2 hr ago ●●●

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Anon wants his time back | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Time passes 105 KB JPG 03/30/21(Tue)16:15:29 No.62980066 >Minecraft was released 10 years ago >2011 was 10 years ago >the last Naruto episode was 4 years ago >Bitcoin jumpstart was 11 years ago >I was young 10 years ago >I had friends 10 years ago >parents were healthy 10 years ago >gramps were alive 10 years ago >The world was so beautiful and brimming with life 10 years ago GIVE ME MY TIME BACK

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Anon invents a greentext machine | /r/Greentext

File: 1324619547.jpg-(12 KB, 200x181) A Anonymous 12/23/11(Fri)00:52:27 No.369825521 [Reply] good news everyone! i've invented a machine that >makes you read green in a different voice 14 posts and 12 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view. >> 12/23/11(Fri)00:58:47 File1324619927.jpg-(5 KB, 120x121) No.369826668 >>369825521 40100144/5-100-50.00 - 360006704

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