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Anonymous 244 KB PNG 12/09/22(Fri)22:13:15 No.71334076 I ruined Thanksgiving >Have family over for meal at my place. >My sister and her husband brings his kids, brother-in-law's parents also tag along. >Everything going well at first. >One of their kids knocks over a jar of pickles. >Tell brother-in-law it's fine, just go get a replacement jar. >He gives me a stupid look. >I sucker punch him in the face. >He looks shocked, I do it again. >He stumbles backwards into a table and falls over. >kick him a few more times in the face just because I felt like it. >His dad tries to intervene. >Hit him with a haymaker, dude's like 80 so he was OUT. >Run inside my house, grab my .45 >Fire a single shot in in the air and yell >"this is my house where I make my own rules! if you don't like that then you can get the f--- out!" >Everyone suddenly leaves. >More than two weeks later, still nobody will return my calls. What the f--- is wrong with me? View Thread

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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37 KB JPG > be hampster > zero survival skils except humping > f--- like crazy > not expected to do anything > somehow f------ survive in Syria for a few million years > super cute and fluffy SERIOUSLY HOW THE F--- DID THEY SURVIVE IN SYRIA OF ALL PLACES? WHAT THE F--- DID THEY EAT IN THE F------ DESERT? SYRIANS YOU HAVE GOT TO F------ EXPLAIN THIS TO ME? I'm so f------ jealous of hampsters

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File: Old f---.jpg (11 KB, 226x223) +4 >Mother begins to cry Is this own personal hell? Anonymous 03/11/18(Sun)19:09:27 No.43783117 [Reply] ► >Be me >1935 >Losing house >Captain goes down with his ship.avi >Hang self >Be stuck in mortal plane >Bound to property F--- >Be today >ghost fapping to milf and chad boyfriend >30 year old son runs in >Oh no.jpg >"Mommy my tummy tum empty, make me tendies" >Fat ass throws a bottle full of piss at her

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Anon dates a wendigoon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous baby killer 530 KB JPG >at the supermarket >see this absolute qt3.14 checking out 12/09/22 (Fri)23:46:24 No.890500173 >get a rush of energy, my balls really want to breed this woman >talk to her like the autismo i am >hey so i saw you and maybe i could.. idk get your #? >holyshit.jpeg >actually works >ffwd two years, going steady >she has made me a better person, ive started taking better care of myself and i no longer a retarded virgin cuck >having sex >close to nutting >"c-- inside me anon" >biggest orgasm of my life >she screams a name that isnt mine >what the f--- >i leave to go to the bathroom and look in the mirror >was this bitch cheating on me the entire time? >she knocks on the door >she has a confession >"anon.. i am not sexually attracted to you.. every time we have sex i imagine you are something else." >something else? >"i want a wendigo." >what the f--- >"i find it really hot that someone wants to literally eat my flesh and kill me." >mfw this bitch has a r--- kink >mfw this bitch has a wendigo fetish this was the worst thing that ever happened to me, what should i do? she isnt even attracted to me, and now she wants to keep the baby. im f-----. i wont talk to her and she is blowing up my phone

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53 KB JPG >>178781346 # I always wanted Christopher Walken to do a spoken word bible. >now Lot and his daughters were in a cave >you gotta understand >they thought it was the end of the world >they thought they were the last people in earth >so they did what they had to do >Lot got drunk >and he f----- his daughters >he f----- babies into their wombs >little i----- babies >but they had to

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: Anonymous 18 KB JPG 3 Replies / 1 Image 03/18/19(Mon)19:45:00 No.795302635 > be me > bad mood 'cause have to study > mom bought me oreos because she knows I like them thanks mom View Thread

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: Anonymous B Dug ✔ 75 KB JPG 12/09/22(Fri)17:05:26 No.71322379 >Be insecure teen >Ugly shy femanon, no chance with irl guys >Meet an incel online >3 years older than me, also angry at the world >Unlike me, he directs his anger at everyone else instead of himself >Somehow get along >He kind of hates me kind of loves me because he thought I was too dumb for him but also the only woman intelligent enough to be able to converse with him >Eventually blocks me and tells me to kill myself >6 month forward >He comes back to apologize >Play hard to get even though I want him >Blocks me again This f----- has messed with my perception of love forever. I need my partner to hate me and view me as inferior to be engaged, but I also want him to be nice and gentle when I need it I can't find anyone besides him like that because it's just a f------ contradiction so I come crawling back to him again and again. I don't know how many accounts have I made already Please come back matt, a------

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: Anonymous 239 KB PNG 02/14/21(Sun)15:36:46 No.847384614 >I just had a great s---. >Didn't have a terrible urge to go, no need to fight it while making my way to the bathroom, nothing. >Just walked there, sat down and s--- was done. 3 Replies >No struggle, no horrid smell, no dhiarrea, no splashing. >Cleaning up was great too, no blood, no pain, just smooth and easy. This genuinely made my day better. View Thread

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Anonymous| | 12/09/22(Fri)18:42:19 No.126796828 [Reply] >>126802013 >>126802021 If Brazil loses this I'm gonna kill myself 154 replies and 21 images omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 12/09/22 (Fri)18:57:13 No.126801938 File: 1667683694601.jpg (44 KB, 900x900) RIPBOZO ☐ Anonymous +12/09/22 (Fri) 18:57:29 No.126802013 File: 542323.jpg (126 KB, 600x800) >>126796828 (OP) Hang yourself from one of his arms Anonymous12/09/22 (Fri)18:57:31 No.126802021 >>126796828 (OP) DO A FLIP

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: Anonymous 323 KB PNG 08/07/21 (Sat)18:55:50 No.64878388 >divorced single mother who's older than me started chatting me up >she has two thicc daughters 18 and 20 >they keep changing into tiny shorts and sitting by me whenever I come over

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Anonymous | 126851803 18.4 kB PNG 21 REPLIES 13 IMAGES >robbed us of an England-France final at the last World Cup >robs us of a Brazil-Argentina semifinal at this World Cup I hate these f------ Slavcunts so damn much. Anonymous | 126851992 >>126851803 (OP) im not your psychiatrist i dont care how you feel 10 REPLIES 2 hr ago... REPLY 2 hr ago ●●●

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Anonymous 244 KB PNG 12/09/22(Fri)22:13:15 No.71334076 I ruined Thanksgiving >Have family over for meal at my place. >My sister and her husband brings his kids, brother-in-law's parents also tag along. >Everything going well at first. >One of their kids knocks over a jar of pickles. >Tell brother-in-law it's fine, just go get a replacement jar. >He gives me a stupid look. >I sucker punch him in the face. >He looks shocked, I do it again. >He stumbles backwards into a table and falls over. >kick him a few more times in the face just because I felt like it. >His dad tries to intervene. >Hit him with a haymaker, dude's like 80 so he was OUT. >Run inside my house, grab my .45 >Fire a single shot in in the air and yell >"this is my house where I make my own rules! if you don't like that then you can get the f--- out!" >Everyone suddenly leaves. >More than two weeks later, still nobody will return my calls. What the f--- is wrong with me? View Thread

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