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Anonymous 244 KB PNG 12/09/22(Fri)22:13:15 No.71334076 I ruined Thanksgiving >Have family over for meal at my place. >My sister and her husband brings his kids, brother-in-law's parents also tag along. >Everything going well at first. >One of their kids knocks over a jar of pickles. >Tell brother-in-law it's fine, just go get a replacement jar. >He gives me a stupid look. >I sucker punch him in the face. >He looks shocked, I do it again. >He stumbles backwards into a table and falls over. >kick him a few more times in the face just because I felt like it. >His dad tries to intervene. >Hit him with a haymaker, dude's like 80 so he was OUT. >Run inside my house, grab my .45 >Fire a single shot in in the air and yell >"this is my house where I make my own rules! if you don't like that then you can get the f--- out!" >Everyone suddenly leaves. >More than two weeks later, still nobody will return my calls. What the f--- is wrong with me? View Thread

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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