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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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: Anonymous P--- B PEAK OF APPRO 08/14/18(Tue)18:25:22 No.777182678 51 KB JPG Younger me is f------ up my present life. >college student >Comes home for summer Grip >Cleans old high school room so it doesn't look like s----- highschool room >finds old flash drive from when I was in middle school >Plugs it in >Finds s--- ton of pictures of a little boy naked and posing >W-- >Realizes the kid in pictures are younger me >Finds word document >"Hello anon, glad to see you again. Take these pictures and sell them online to make bank. It's not illegal because it's if you and you are now of conserving age. Please buy Xbox." >Destroy flash drive >Cringe so f------ hard

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Where is Anon’s big titty NEET gf? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1.97 MB WEBM Where is my NEET gf at? 9 Replies / 3 Images 11/30/22(Wed)23:01:20 No.71207552 View Thread : Anonymous >>71207552 (OP) # I meet a neet girl when i was 16 years old (2016), crushed on her so hard. Never talked to her and probably never going to meet her again. Its over. 11/30/22(Wed)23:10:58 No.71207671 Anonymous >>71207552 (OP) # >Where is my NEET gf at? Contemplating suicide Anonymous >>71207582 # >woman >opinion discarded 11/30/22(Wed)23:12:19 No.71207686 Anonymous >>71207552 (OP) # where is my smart girlfriend willing to force me to learn computer science at? 11/30/22(Wed)23:13:26 No.71207701 11/30/22(Wed)23:14:59 No.71207712

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Anon goes to Japan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 361 KB JPG 13 Replies / 5 Images : Anonymous 8 KB JPG 02/17/20(Mon)22:28:33 >"So, what brings you to Japan, anon-san?" >"Another English teacher? *snort*" No.56782521 View Thread 02/17/20(Mon)22:52:47 No.56782938 >>56782521 (OP) # >"no I came to get an autograph from you I'm a big fan and loved your work in 'Schoolgirl A--- Inferno"

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Anonymous 01/17/19(Thu)22:02:50 No.790268566 36 KB JPG >be me at the movies after a pretty s--- day (that dragon ball super broly movie btw) >random guy sits beside me since there's nowhere for his whole family to sit together >he's loaded with snacks >"hey anon do you want some of this popcorn and snacks? i'm not gonna be able to eat all of it" (i take that s--- obviously i'm a fatass) >anytime i ran out of popcorn he always gave me more since he had refills, even when the movie was over he asked if i wanted anymore thanks random movie guy

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File: 009B27A5-AE71-45BC-8285-C(...).jpg (41 KB, 615x511) Fix L-A, 1, 4, Remples of facial injortes Anonymous 12/01/22(Thu)17:58:03 No.889999919 [Reply] ► >>890000156 Am I ugly? >> Anonymous 12/01/22(Thu)18:00:27 No.890000156 ► >>889999919 (OP) Pretty cool haircut at the back for olden days. It's not all bad.

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Anon is gay for Andrew Tate | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1.23 MB PNG 1 Reply / 1 Image Anonymous 11/30/22(Wed)23:03:48 No.71207588 You are CEO of Yourself, and you are doing a bad job. Watch Andrew Tate motivation videos on YouTube. Arte Chigim Pepe 142 KB PNG View Thread 11/30/22(Wed)23:05:49 No.71207618 >>71207588 (OP) # >Watch Andrew Tate motivation videos on YouTube then you'll be stuck in an endless cycle of consuming content and fantasizing about action as a way to give yourself dopamine hits instead of actually doing anything with your life. its not that hard, make your room, take care of your hygene, go to the gym and have a good diet. pretty simple stuff you don't need andrew tate screaming at your face to do something with your life, and if you do need that you'll never do anything with your life to begin with

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Anon works for the Australian government | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 12FW6yyg >work data entry >work items are categorised by type and handling time is recorded for each item and then averaged across all items and workers in the organisation to get a "benchmark" handling time >so if an item's benchmark handling time is 10 minutes and you process 6 in an hour that's 100% productivity. 12 is 200%. 3 is 50%. >productivity target is 90-110% 11/30/22 (Wed)15:18:14 No.406565736 >under productivity = coaching >over productivity = ....also coaching? because it means you're going too fast and making mistakes >that's right, there's a MAXIMUM productivity that you're allowed to hit >everyone i work with is f------ retarded >i am not >automate a solid 90% of my job using f------ autohotkey >end up only being ALLOWED to work for an hour each day >literally not allowed to do more work >also not allowed to go home I LOVE THE HUSTLE AND BUSTLE OF THE CITY the only "solace" of this all is that i get paid $44 an hour. but it's a government job, so that's taxpayer money that's basically being lit on f------ fire. oh well. at least i can study for uni in all my spare time.

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Anon is a retard who falls for obvious frauds | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Liver King Exposed For Allegedly Using $12K Worth Of Human Growth Hormones Per Month, Despite Claiming t He's Natural OF910 >Jordan Peterson was addicted to benzos, despite giving mental health advice to depressed people > Fresh and fit claim to be good with women, but they just pay Miami sugar babies for sex 570 KB JPG >Liver King claims his physique came from quality meat and exercise, but he spends $12k per month on steroids. I hope Andrew Tate is still legit. : Anonymous 11/30/22(Wed)20:43:59 No.71206317 What would you do if you found out your favorite inspirational influencer role model was a fraud? 2.94 MB WEBM >>71206410 # 11/30/22(Wed)20:45:56 No.71206340 >>71206317 (OP) # I couldn't handle learning that Biden isn't the most popular president ever. I mean he got more votes than any president before. Anonymous >>71206317 (OP) # >What would you do if you found out your favorite inspirational influencer role model was a fraud? I am not a retard who falls for obvious frauds >I hope Andrew Tate is still legit. you are a retard who falls for obvious frauds. 11/30/22(Wed)20:46:48 No.71206350

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: Anonymous 245 KB PNG 11/30/22(Wed)17:20:28 No.52436539 >door bell rings >probably my copy of Violet I ordered >get really excited to finally play it and run to the door >accidentally step on my dogs head and crush her skull I've been crying for the last two hours f--- pokemon

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Anonymous 10/23/22(Sun)12:11:19 No.175938836 >Let's wind the clocks back, Ahmeer, Theresa Coops, Ann Layers, Woody Dare, Chris, Amy Yu, Eymeen, Watts Avind, Draggo Bellsoff, Yu-Se, Agie, Lyke Meek >"Lyke Meek" >Agie, Lyke Meek, *ahem* Cee, Eyno, Wyatt Yu, Chooshto, Hyde, Ora, Lyndell, Gremp, Sarah P. Seytionsin, Brodahligh, Eyno Wyatt, Yosophrade, Tolougo, Owtatite.... Tabet Ma'han, Loucie, Tabet Ma'han, Haze Ho, Gotham, Yu'Re Trubellors, Ann, Foarch, Natalie, Dent? Heebs, Justhine, Baggings, Ann Asfoe, Theo Sivens, Socal Pylnn? Tabet Ma'han, Haze, Knojry Dixon, H---, Will Finn, Heebs, Ann Myka, Heem Ski'Wheeler, Eyno, Ski'Wheeler, Wu-hen Ey'Semin, Rand... 20 KB JPG Did he really need to name everyone at the f------ table after saying "Let's wind the clocks back a year?"

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File: Big_Boss_TPP_infobox.png (120 KB, 300x300) Gonna redpill you on the real reason that Britain is so transphobic Anonymous 11/29/22(Tue)21:34:42 No.28556361 ► There was a 1930s FTM in Britain, part of the aristocracy. When he transed he legally skipped like 15 places ahead in the queue for title inheritance. British aristocrats still haven't gotten over this and want to ban transition because it makes their inheritance system too complex. They hold most of the power in that country and laws there exist to continue their power. Not even joking or memeing, this is the primary reason they are so incredibly hostile to trans people. And of course f--- Mr Windsor. Tiocfaidh ár lá etc etc etc >Opting for a private trial so as not to have his personal life exposed to the general public, Forbes agreed to an examination by doctors and to pay for the legal fees of the prosecution. Although the doctors defined Forbes as having "female anatomy with some male characteristics", he was able to use some obtained tissue of the testes from another individual to act as his own, resulting in him winning the case. This allowed for a legal precedent for trans individuals to win cases of primogeniture inheritance and became a threat to the aristocracy of the time, resulting in them silencing the results of the court decision so that it could not be used as a reference in subsequent trials. https://www.nytimes.com/2021/11/02/books/review/the-hidden-case-of-ewan-forbes-zoe-playdon.html https://lordslibrary.parliament.uk/women-hereditary-peerages-and-gender-inequality-in-the-line-of-succession/ https://www.thedailybeast.com/sir-ewan-forbes-and-the-landmark-trans-case-that-got-hushed-up-for-decades https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hidden_Case_of_Ewan_Forbes

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