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: Anonymous Liver King Exposed For Allegedly Using $12K Worth Of Human Growth Hormones Per Month, Despite Claiming t He's Natural OF910 >Jordan Peterson was addicted to benzos, despite giving mental health advice to depressed people > Fresh and fit claim to be good with women, but they just pay Miami sugar babies for sex 570 KB JPG >Liver King claims his physique came from quality meat and exercise, but he spends $12k per month on steroids. I hope Andrew Tate is still legit. : Anonymous 11/30/22(Wed)20:43:59 No.71206317 What would you do if you found out your favorite inspirational influencer role model was a fraud? 2.94 MB WEBM >>71206410 # 11/30/22(Wed)20:45:56 No.71206340 >>71206317 (OP) # I couldn't handle learning that Biden isn't the most popular president ever. I mean he got more votes than any president before. Anonymous >>71206317 (OP) # >What would you do if you found out your favorite inspirational influencer role model was a fraud? I am not a retard who falls for obvious frauds >I hope Andrew Tate is still legit. you are a retard who falls for obvious frauds. 11/30/22(Wed)20:46:48 No.71206350

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: Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 10:58:14 No.204864976 maxresdefault (3).jpg 73 KB JPG >you're gaslighting me! >you're love bombing me! >you're stonewalling me! >you're mansplaining to me! realistically, how do you respond to this?

GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.

Anonymous 89KB JPG 01/18/20(Sat) 12:25:09 No.818739837 >be me >been having a s--- week >take long shower >lay on back buck naked on bed and close eyes >try not to cry >feelsbadman.jpg >doggo snoozing on bed suddenly wakes up and stretches >Starts walking over my legs but stops over my genitals >shakes head and violently slaps my d--- and balls multiple times with floppy ears >laugh uncontrollably for 5min straight Instantly feel better. Thanks doggo bro.

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: Anonymous 245 KB PNG 11/30/22(Wed)17:20:28 No.52436539 >door bell rings >probably my copy of Violet I ordered >get really excited to finally play it and run to the door >accidentally step on my dogs head and crush her skull I've been crying for the last two hours f--- pokemon

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Anonymous 10/23/22(Sun)12:11:19 No.175938836 >Let's wind the clocks back, Ahmeer, Theresa Coops, Ann Layers, Woody Dare, Chris, Amy Yu, Eymeen, Watts Avind, Draggo Bellsoff, Yu-Se, Agie, Lyke Meek >"Lyke Meek" >Agie, Lyke Meek, *ahem* Cee, Eyno, Wyatt Yu, Chooshto, Hyde, Ora, Lyndell, Gremp, Sarah P. Seytionsin, Brodahligh, Eyno Wyatt, Yosophrade, Tolougo, Owtatite.... Tabet Ma'han, Loucie, Tabet Ma'han, Haze Ho, Gotham, Yu'Re Trubellors, Ann, Foarch, Natalie, Dent? Heebs, Justhine, Baggings, Ann Asfoe, Theo Sivens, Socal Pylnn? Tabet Ma'han, Haze, Knojry Dixon, H---, Will Finn, Heebs, Ann Myka, Heem Ski'Wheeler, Eyno, Ski'Wheeler, Wu-hen Ey'Semin, Rand... 20 KB JPG Did he really need to name everyone at the f------ table after saying "Let's wind the clocks back a year?"

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Tranon sees the true reality of things | /r/Greentext

File: Big_Boss_TPP_infobox.png (120 KB, 300x300) Gonna redpill you on the real reason that Britain is so transphobic Anonymous 11/29/22(Tue)21:34:42 No.28556361 ► There was a 1930s FTM in Britain, part of the aristocracy. When he transed he legally skipped like 15 places ahead in the queue for title inheritance. British aristocrats still haven't gotten over this and want to ban transition because it makes their inheritance system too complex. They hold most of the power in that country and laws there exist to continue their power. Not even joking or memeing, this is the primary reason they are so incredibly hostile to trans people. And of course f--- Mr Windsor. Tiocfaidh ár lá etc etc etc >Opting for a private trial so as not to have his personal life exposed to the general public, Forbes agreed to an examination by doctors and to pay for the legal fees of the prosecution. Although the doctors defined Forbes as having "female anatomy with some male characteristics", he was able to use some obtained tissue of the testes from another individual to act as his own, resulting in him winning the case. This allowed for a legal precedent for trans individuals to win cases of primogeniture inheritance and became a threat to the aristocracy of the time, resulting in them silencing the results of the court decision so that it could not be used as a reference in subsequent trials. https://www.nytimes.com/2021/11/02/books/review/the-hidden-case-of-ewan-forbes-zoe-playdon.html https://lordslibrary.parliament.uk/women-hereditary-peerages-and-gender-inequality-in-the-line-of-succession/ https://www.thedailybeast.com/sir-ewan-forbes-and-the-landmark-trans-case-that-got-hushed-up-for-decades https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hidden_Case_of_Ewan_Forbes

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: Anonymous Dios mio 12 KB JPG 11/01 la creatura 12 Replies / 1 Image

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An innocent dog dies because of buttseggs | /r/Greentext

File: 1385097571576.jpg-(213 KB, 625x882, sadlebron.jpg) Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)00:19:31 UTC-5 No.517378963 >be 17yo me >alone with gf at her house, her parents out >commence nudity on living room couch >asks if I want to try something new >next exit: brown town >put it in her buttz >meh, everything I hoped for and less >decide to keep going to get the xp >hear car door slam in driveway >ishouldprobablyheadout.zip >pull out too fast >explosive torrent of diarrhea erupts forth upon withdrawal >stomach, d---, and thighs all covered in doodie >all over couch and rug too >gf to scared to be embarassed >tells me she will blame the poopoo mess on her dog >hurries me out back door as her parents enter >decide to hide for a few minutes and see how situation plays out >after a short while her dad brings dog out into back yard >pulls handgun out of jacket >shoots dog in head >mfw jesus dog died for our sins

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Anonymous [SAD PEPE HOURS) 132 KB JPG 11/30/22(Wed)14:32:09 No.889972328 >go through sad breakup >get tinder to cope by finding a hookup >finally find a chick that'll let me shag her >red flags but I'm sad and lonely so do her >two days later there are pimples on my d--- >s--- s--- s--- s--- did I get STDs >be extremely retarded so try to pop the pimples with beedles in hopes of getting rid of whatever I have >next day there are more so go to doctor >"anon w-- were you doing. You can't treat std like that anyway. And that's not even std. Apply this anti bacterial cream and keep good hygiene for a week, you'll be fine." I'm all clear but have permanent scars all over my d--- >few months later with a cutie at my place getting heated >she sees my d--- "sorry anon I'm not comfortable" >leaves Is it over for me /b/? How will I ever explain this to my future partners? I have a d--- of shame.

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: Anonymous 02/17/19(Sun)08:24:14 No.51022884 >on date with qt boy >we get indian food >he orders chicken korma with rice >"i can't eat rice, it reminds me of maggots" >"oh really, anon? that's... interesting" >"yeah, when i have rice in my mouth i just think of that video with the guy with maggot invested gums" >"i've never seen that" 10 KB JPG >show him the video >he excuses himself and goes to the bathroom >ten minutes later i ask a male waiter to check on him >"there's no one in the bathroom, miss" >mfw why do i always sabotage myself like this? why can't i just be normal?

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Anon discovers what a high-fiber diet can do. | /r/Greentext

y tho Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue) 15:24:09 No.699763279 [Reply] >>699765064 >>699765233 >be fat >go to /fit/ and find a solution >main problem is i eat like a dumpster >apparently things with loads of fiber is going to save my filthy soul >"Fiber is digested slowly, leaving you feeling full longer, and helps with digestion" >go out and buy two boxes of fiber-heavy breakfast bars >the hole is plugged >SOS >the first day i have fiber bars for breakfast, lunch and a lot of snacks >i dont s--- that day >next day i fiber myself up even more >i dont s--- that day either >fiber jesus is surely working his magic in my colon >can feel the pounds dropping off because im not very hungry anymore >i dont s--- the third day >i dont s--- the fourth day >thefinaldaydawns.mp3 >i have my morning coffee and feel my insides rumble in that familiar way >the second i hit the toilet the weirdest fart in the world exits me >it's whistling >just a thin, continuous airstream of fart that smells like grandpapas coffin >no sound other than the whistling hiss >suddenly stops >this s--- is so solid it feels like i'm giving a--- birth to Dwayne "The rock" Johnson >hang on to the shower curtain and pray >the rock is shot out of my a------ at mach speed >my entire ass is covered in toilet water >now the fun begins >a fart that could do more damage to the ozone layer than aerosol ever did is shooting s--- bullets out of me >solid and prefectly round nuggets >the smell is killing me >blacking out >the thuds of nuggets shooting around the bowl propelled by my insane fiber flatulence is giving me war flashbacks >iwasntevenin'nam.jpeg >my guts are yelling in german >sounds like a moose in heat lives in my belly >most of the s--- isn't even digested at this point >just forced out by all the gas that had been building up to my throat >after an hour it finally seems to be over >im shivering and crying >both legs collapse as i try to stand up >my stomach hitting the bathroom tiles forces one last trumpet >gondorcallsforaid.rar >shakily wipe my ass >completely clean

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Anon gets it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous doja cat's taste in men 1.32 MB PNG p---------- and vidya. 11/30/22(Wed)19:44:12 Reminder that you could get a girlfriend if you had a career and/or a decent, charming personality. Stop blaming your appearance and "chads", you're just an unlikable f----- that needs to hit the gym or get an interest past niche Anonymous >>71201145 (OP) # I do gym and ride motorcycles Where is my gf >>71201174 # 11/30/22(Wed)19:46:45 No.71201171 No.71201145 : Anonymous >>71201171 # >i lift weights >i like MUH MOTORCYCLES 11/30/22(Wed)19:47:39 No.71201174 so what you could be as boring as a brick

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Anonymous 194 KB JPG 04/08/22(Fri)16:00:16 No.68124623 >Order tendies on Grubhub >$30+ tax + driver benefits + mandatory tip It has truly become a doggie dog world.

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Anon has to choose | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/05/22(Mon)14:36:34 No.4294466 You enter a white room. To your left is a beautiful woman made lawful to you, to your right is an orangutan with a xylophone. You can only spend 24 with one of them, who do you choose? >>4294468 # >>4294509 # >>4296477 # Anonymous 09/08/22(Thu)00:31:15 No.4296477 >>4294466 # There is one answer, and no other. Let me paint you a picture. >you enter a white room, nothing inside but two doors. >one labeled "beautiful woman", other "xylophone Orangutan" >you go into the "beautiful woman" door, 24 hours of non stop nagging about random s---. >go into orangutan door, the hippest primate you ever did see is staring at you >the only thing in his eyes is pure happiness at what's in front of him >you both jam out together, taking turns on the xylophone >you bid him a-due, and say your eternal goodbyes. >you remember him fondly for years to come >one day, your in a dark alleyway, and getting mugged >suddenly, you hear the sounds of a xylophone. >your mugger is knocked down with the force of 1000 notes >"you saved my life all those years ago, now I save yours, Ooo ah ah" >you shed a tear

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: Anonymous Liver King Exposed For Allegedly Using $12K Worth Of Human Growth Hormones Per Month, Despite Claiming t He's Natural OF910 >Jordan Peterson was addicted to benzos, despite giving mental health advice to depressed people > Fresh and fit claim to be good with women, but they just pay Miami sugar babies for sex 570 KB JPG >Liver King claims his physique came from quality meat and exercise, but he spends $12k per month on steroids. I hope Andrew Tate is still legit. : Anonymous 11/30/22(Wed)20:43:59 No.71206317 What would you do if you found out your favorite inspirational influencer role model was a fraud? 2.94 MB WEBM >>71206410 # 11/30/22(Wed)20:45:56 No.71206340 >>71206317 (OP) # I couldn't handle learning that Biden isn't the most popular president ever. I mean he got more votes than any president before. Anonymous >>71206317 (OP) # >What would you do if you found out your favorite inspirational influencer role model was a fraud? I am not a retard who falls for obvious frauds >I hope Andrew Tate is still legit. you are a retard who falls for obvious frauds. 11/30/22(Wed)20:46:48 No.71206350

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