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File: fad0560742203e717145a17c9(...).png (261 KB, 474x415) File: 1330818979295.jpg (22 KB, 397x407) Mom is driving my dad to the hospital Anonymous 11/20/16(Sun)06:17:25 No.67631629 ► >>67631791 >>67634405 >Brother tried to hang himself >He's and idiot and tied the rope across his chest instead of his neck and was hanging off the ceiling for like 20 minutes wondering why he hasn't died. >Heard my dad shout that he was doing it wrong and that he was going to show him the proper way to do it. >Dad tied the noose and put around his neck and jumped >My brother had to cut him down, but dad's is having a hard time breathing. >Now my mother is driving my dad to the hospital and my brother to the mental ward. I f------ hate living in Kentucky. Anonymous Ⓒtfw from Kentucky Anonymous >>67673809 >>67673987 >>67681773 Anonymous 11/21/16(Mon)01:20:05 No.67667871 ► >>67667961 >>67667665 (OP) That s--- is hilarious. Write a comedy show about white trash from Kentucky pls. >Dad came home after the hospital after showing my brother the proper way to use a noose after my brother had tied the rope around his chest. >We have a 2,000$ medical bill from the ER >>67667961 >that is made completely out of doors Huh? >I tell him to pawn or sell his motorcycle to help pay it. >He's going to sell his truck and ride his motorcycle to work, even if it snows. >We are all going to have to ride on the back of his motorcycle if we want to go somewhere. Please get me out get me out get me out of this state I need to get out. Anonymous 11/21/16(Mon)01:22:22 No.67667961 >>67668028 >>67668039 >>67668296 >>67669187 >>67669694 >>67677048 >>67678545 >>67678633 >>67680270 >>67680931 e: it's beenoneofthosedays.jpg (20 KB, 320x240) kuzukuzu 11/21/16(Mon)01:24:03 No.67668028 ► >>67668291 ile: 1455484740807.jpg (57 KB, 282x266) 11/21/16(Mon)01:16:01 No.67667665 >>67667871 This is my family I can't write a show about them. Besides they would f------ know it would probably be me. One time I posted a picture of my neighbors house that is made completely out of doors to a local paper and he came raising hell. >>67667961 >house that is made completely out of doors 11/21/16(Mon)01:24:15 No.67668039 >>67668291 >>67667814 >>67667871 >>67667915 >>67667973 >>67669772 >>67673702 Anonymous 11/21/16(Mon)02:06:06 No.67669694 ► >>67667961 >go to kentucky >neighbours are surrealist paintings Anonymous 11/21/16(Mon)01:29:56 No.67668291 ► >>67668393 >>67668509 >>67668510 >>67668534 >>67668566 >>67668724 >>67668741 >>67669098 >>67669335 >>67669842 >>67671378 >>67672255 >>67673763 >>67674010 >>67677048 >>67677134 >>67677206 >>67678761 >>67678773 >>67678808 >>67678819 >>67679009 >>67679145 >>67680414 >>67680931 >>67680995 >>67683829 >>67683919 >>67684023 File: IMG 20121211 143610 hdr.jpg (1.44 MB, 2448x3264) >>67668028 >>67668039 Yep.... Made completely out of doors. And not only is his house made out of f------ doors, He ALWAYS makes door puns when someone walks by. -

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?
The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic
Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay
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