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Anonymous 59 KB JPG 8 Replies 01/19/19(Sat) 19:43:52 No.50505418 just man the f--- up and get a gf. View Thread 01/19/19(Sat)20:02:04 No.50505556 Anonymous >>50505418 (OP) # How bout you man the f--- down and become my gf uwu

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous weekend 92 KB PNG >sex 11/29/22(Tue)08:04:59 No.71180661 >be me >horny virgin 16yr old >home alone for the weekend >invite 6/10 over for sex >promised she could stay the night >postnutclarity.jpeg >kick her out after 10 minutes >invite friend over for a blaze >hear knock on door >same girl comes back with guy >claims i r---- her >tell them to f--- off and not to come back >panic >roll a joint with my friend >chill out >hours later get a message from girls friend >she was r---- by same guy who showed up with her >happy what goes around comes around my friends

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Anon works at a science fair | /r/Greentext

File: rage.jpg (222 KB, 1200x675) O Anonymous 11/27/22(Sun)17:38:14 No.889817901 >1 month ago >University is requiring its engineering students to help out at a science fair >School promises pizza after the fair for all of us >I man a trebuchet with another student >Kids take turns firing bean bags at a paper target >Their excitement is cute, and some of them actually know some history behind the thing >We work there for three hours until it's time for all the kids and their parents to leave >Feel exhausted >Begin cleaning up, eager to enjoy a delicious cheesy reward >Am in the middle of disassembling the trebuchet when fellow student delivers the bad news >The pizza was left on a table near the exit the guests used >It's all gone >They ate our pizza I have never wanted a tactical nuke more than I did that day.

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looks like meats back on zemenu boys | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 2 KB JPG 08/08/21(Sun)09:13:57 No.64885841 I will start >have ni er friend called zemenu who moved to my country from refugee camp >skin is literally charcoal black >one day have drama class with him >when we preform the teacher turns of the lights every but the stage >jokingly tell zemenu that I wouldnt be able to see him if he stood naked in the dark >zemenus turn to preform >he goes behind the stage >30 seconds later and no sound from him >suddenly see 2 white eyes and a set of teeth apear In front of me like pic related >scream like a bitch >teacher quickly turns the light on >zemenu is crouching at my feet butt naked >female classmates scream in fear as zemenu sprints behind the stage >no less than 30 seconds later he comes from behind the stage fully dresses He got a 2 week suspension but it was still funny as f--- Man I miss high school

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I like to do this thing called “the bare minimum” | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Z 34 KB JPG 11/01/21(Mon)12:25:25 No.65983313 >employer expects maximum effort for minimum wage >if you do well you can expect more responsibilities for the same amount of money

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Anon tries sex | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 32 KB JPG 11/28/22(Mon)19:29:22 No.889876638 >be me, 7th grade >in sex ed class watching video about stds >teen with stds explains how stupid he was >ffwd 7 years >virgin >meet girl >have sex once 1 Reply >think to self "wow, i'll never be that stupid!" >no condom cause she has the implant >get hiv, herpes and gonorrhea all at once why is the universe so f------ cruel /b/? View Thread : Anonymous >>889876638 (OP) # that's what you get for having sex f----- 11/28/22(Mon)19:30:33 No.889876694

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anon is a chad | /r/Greentext

Anonymous How do you approach a guy with(...) I really like this guy but I've never even spoke to him before. He looks at me sometimes and when he does I can't help but to think about how cute he is. I want to go up to him so bad but he hangs around his friends all the time and I'm scared that they'll judge me. My plan was to get him alone somewhere but I just don't know how. If anyone has any ideas or just basic advice, anything is appreciated 70 KB JPG 11/28/22(Mon)13:50:46 No.27812321 Anonymous : Anonymous 11/28/22(Mon)13:54:38 No.27812337 11/28/22(Mon)17:57:53 No.27813951 >browsing /adv/ >female poster spotted >open thread >read post while jerking off imagining its about me >give no advice >leave

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Anon has no money | /r/Greentext

14 DA No.49827933 14 hours ago 256875215857.jpg JPG 370.8 KiB 1080x1080 > Hey, youre pretty cute. Come sit next to me, lets talk! 38 replies No.49827950 14 hours ago I don't have any money please leave me alone 3 replies

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File: 1634405914405.png (73 KB, 427x400) CIA Anonymous 11/01/21 (Mon)16:59:30 No.5355696 >>5356713 >>5357245 >Zebras are NOT just painted horses >zookeepers are NOT CIA horse painters >they are REAL and NEAT animals that use their stripes to dazzle predators. >Do NOT go to the zoo and ask to see the horse painting station. You will never get Jaid if you do this

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Sneed's Feed and Seed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Yellow Army 1117 11/28/22(Mon)18:40:54 No.889877232 Sneed's Feed&Seed- Formerly Chuck's Sneads Fead and Sead.png 498 KB PNG >The joke is that the place is called "Snead's Fead & Sead" which is clever in itself and quite funny to those with a mature sense of humour but what's really just hilarious about it is that if you look closely at the front of this store, Snead's Fead & Sead, you can see a line that reads "Formerly Chack's". Now, this might go over the average viewer's head as this, THIS, is peak comedy. I doubt anything will ever be as funny as the joke about Snead's Fead & Sead. Are you ready for this one? So, like I said, the place is called "Snead's Fead & Sead" and this sign says "Formerly Chack's", which means that when Chack owned the place, well, I don't have to tell you...

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Anon appeals to the new generation | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 126 KB JPG 11/28/22(Mon)11:10:38 No.889853785 >circumcision >kebab cutting >dickheader >cockadoodledo'h >penal beheading Less people are doing it to their kids. We need a rebranding for the next generation of parents.

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VDV Forever Sleep | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/05/22(Sat)23:55:56 No.52228867 ► >>52228873 >Trainer: Putin, I'm sorry to say but your VDV troops died.. >Putin (in sign language) VDV sleep. Putin love VDV. Sleep comfy hole. >Trainer: No, I'm sorry Putin, but dead means VDV forever sleep. >Putin: Putin want VDV wake up. >Trainer: No, VDV won't wake up. >Putin: Putin love VDV. No talk VDV forever sleep. Talk banana eat.

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