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: Anonymous (ID: yPvDcR06) OPL RESPECT FOR IRANIAN 11/28/22(Mon)22:04:35 No.406349357 UKRAINE SSBO RDT_20221128_2200175350922706750162388.png 1.86 MB PNG >did you just see that Ahmed? >that brave man just ran on the field and held up a flag for 0.8 seconds >that's it, homosexuality is now legal in Qa'tar

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Anonymous 145 KB JPG meat than usual 04/29/22(Fri)17:32:59 No.877174970 >i go almost daily to buy kebab from the same place (close both to my house and my work place) >There is this underpaid and overworked arab guy that makes the kebab >I always tip 50% >He always packs my kebab with more >He also knows how i like it, big and spicy with all the sauces and a diet pepsi >He gets verry happy when he sees me and he calls me ,,boss,,and,,brother,, >Today i was sad af but the,,hello boss, the usual?" Made me feel better >Kebab heals people

Anonymous 12/29/24(Sun)08:06:16 No.698643963 >video game reviewer starts talking about his childhood

>>202596752 (OP) This is becoming a problem, at first it was a few isolated cases but now it's an epidemic. Why aren't politicians and law enforcement doing anything about this? Serious answer: the whole appeal is self-inserting as the shota and being treated as a desirable object of affection by attractive women. Childhood is the last time women unconditionally love you, dote on you and allow you to be weak. After that you might as well be dead to them and you're expected to "earn" their attention. Basically you're there to impress her, but women don't feel the need to impress you. Projecting back to childhood but with awareness of your own (and their) sexuality makes for an appealing fantasy.

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: Anonymous weekend 92 KB PNG >sex 11/29/22(Tue)08:04:59 No.71180661 >be me >horny virgin 16yr old >home alone for the weekend >invite 6/10 over for sex >promised she could stay the night >postnutclarity.jpeg >kick her out after 10 minutes >invite friend over for a blaze >hear knock on door >same girl comes back with guy >claims i r---- her >tell them to f--- off and not to come back >panic >roll a joint with my friend >chill out >hours later get a message from girls friend >she was r---- by same guy who showed up with her >happy what goes around comes around my friends

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File: rage.jpg (222 KB, 1200x675) O Anonymous 11/27/22(Sun)17:38:14 No.889817901 >1 month ago >University is requiring its engineering students to help out at a science fair >School promises pizza after the fair for all of us >I man a trebuchet with another student >Kids take turns firing bean bags at a paper target >Their excitement is cute, and some of them actually know some history behind the thing >We work there for three hours until it's time for all the kids and their parents to leave >Feel exhausted >Begin cleaning up, eager to enjoy a delicious cheesy reward >Am in the middle of disassembling the trebuchet when fellow student delivers the bad news >The pizza was left on a table near the exit the guests used >It's all gone >They ate our pizza I have never wanted a tactical nuke more than I did that day.

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: Anonymous 2 KB JPG 08/08/21(Sun)09:13:57 No.64885841 I will start >have ni er friend called zemenu who moved to my country from refugee camp >skin is literally charcoal black >one day have drama class with him >when we preform the teacher turns of the lights every but the stage >jokingly tell zemenu that I wouldnt be able to see him if he stood naked in the dark >zemenus turn to preform >he goes behind the stage >30 seconds later and no sound from him >suddenly see 2 white eyes and a set of teeth apear In front of me like pic related >scream like a bitch >teacher quickly turns the light on >zemenu is crouching at my feet butt naked >female classmates scream in fear as zemenu sprints behind the stage >no less than 30 seconds later he comes from behind the stage fully dresses He got a 2 week suspension but it was still funny as f--- Man I miss high school

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Anonymous 32 KB JPG 11/28/22(Mon)19:29:22 No.889876638 >be me, 7th grade >in sex ed class watching video about stds >teen with stds explains how stupid he was >ffwd 7 years >virgin >meet girl >have sex once 1 Reply >think to self "wow, i'll never be that stupid!" >no condom cause she has the implant >get hiv, herpes and gonorrhea all at once why is the universe so f------ cruel /b/? View Thread : Anonymous >>889876638 (OP) # that's what you get for having sex f----- 11/28/22(Mon)19:30:33 No.889876694

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Anonymous How do you approach a guy with(...) I really like this guy but I've never even spoke to him before. He looks at me sometimes and when he does I can't help but to think about how cute he is. I want to go up to him so bad but he hangs around his friends all the time and I'm scared that they'll judge me. My plan was to get him alone somewhere but I just don't know how. If anyone has any ideas or just basic advice, anything is appreciated 70 KB JPG 11/28/22(Mon)13:50:46 No.27812321 Anonymous : Anonymous 11/28/22(Mon)13:54:38 No.27812337 11/28/22(Mon)17:57:53 No.27813951 >browsing /adv/ >female poster spotted >open thread >read post while jerking off imagining its about me >give no advice >leave

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14 DA No.49827933 14 hours ago 256875215857.jpg JPG 370.8 KiB 1080x1080 > Hey, youre pretty cute. Come sit next to me, lets talk! 38 replies No.49827950 14 hours ago I don't have any money please leave me alone 3 replies

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File: 1634405914405.png (73 KB, 427x400) CIA Anonymous 11/01/21 (Mon)16:59:30 No.5355696 >>5356713 >>5357245 >Zebras are NOT just painted horses >zookeepers are NOT CIA horse painters >they are REAL and NEAT animals that use their stripes to dazzle predators. >Do NOT go to the zoo and ask to see the horse painting station. You will never get Jaid if you do this

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Anonymous 126 KB JPG 11/28/22(Mon)11:10:38 No.889853785 >circumcision >kebab cutting >dickheader >cockadoodledo'h >penal beheading Less people are doing it to their kids. We need a rebranding for the next generation of parents.

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: Anonymous (ID: yPvDcR06) OPL RESPECT FOR IRANIAN 11/28/22(Mon)22:04:35 No.406349357 UKRAINE SSBO RDT_20221128_2200175350922706750162388.png 1.86 MB PNG >did you just see that Ahmed? >that brave man just ran on the field and held up a flag for 0.8 seconds >that's it, homosexuality is now legal in Qa'tar

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