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: Anonymous >be me at work >evreryone taking it in turns connecting to a speaker >"annon its your turn to play something" >S---.png >i only have death grips downloaded on my phone > i argue for a while but they end up forcing me >mfw everyone at work knows i listen to death grips and non stop makes fun of me for it Is it time for me to find i new job ? 54 KB JPG 11/23/22(Wed)15:22:10 No.71098083 3 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 203 KB JPG 11/07/22(Mon)06:27:48 >only watched lesbian p--- for the last 4 or so years >recently got into female on female domination with size difference No.70892063 >the bigger and more dominant the girl is, the better >always self insert as the dominant >ffw today at work >greet new coworker, taller and bigger than me >remember the lesbian domination as i shake his hand >hes bigger = he dominates >impure thoughts of him dominating me fill my mind for a few seconds >get a boner so hard i cant even walk straight I think i f----- myself up, anons

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retarded coworker. | /r/Greentext

03/03/22(Thu)11:54:33 No.873736369 >Be me, weekend production floor manager of a large factory. >Corporate wants to get some federal funds so it hires a literal 40 year old retard to fold boxes for 12 hours a day. > Retard is too dumb to do that correctly. >Consult with Corporate we can't fire him without documentation and giving him a "fighting chance" >Consult with my sister in law who works with retards. Develop a lesson plan to train him >Don't work still retarded, pees pants on factory floor..twice. Start documenting and trying harder. Work with him folding boxes to teach him. It is incredibly frustrating. We waste tons of product. Still can't do it at rate. : Anonymous 44 KB JPG >Takes a month for the higher ups to finally say okay...he is to retarded. >Prepare termination paperwork for tomorrow then I get a call. >Retards parents. They tell me retard died of a heart attack at 40 years old. They want me to go his funeral since I was his first "adult friend" in 20 years. I was about to fire him tomorrow...now I get a day off to go see him 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)11:56:18 No.873736463 Damn OP he probably talked highly of you at home

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Child..... | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 83 KB JPG 11/26/21(Fri)14:12:52 No.66309570 >incel >decide to give a shot to single moms >she quite cute, her little bugger reminds me a lot to me in my childhood >get along well with both, kid doesn't even know his dad >fast forward a couple of months >helping kid with homework >foid starts treating me badly in front of the kid, calling me names and stuff >kid gets angry at her and tells her to stop >she calls me a p--- and says I brainwashed her baby >get kicked from her home why are women like this? everything was going well

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What do Argentina have left? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous + >FALKLANDS LOST >ECONOMY LOST >FOOTBALL LOST 11/22/22(Tue)06:25:32 No.125499078 DhbamMxWKAANQeF.jpg 94 KB JPG what do they have left?

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Anon learns he is a neckbeard | /r/Greentext

>tfw arrive at bar with friends >tfw order politely, say thank you etc. >tfw female bartenders and waitresses look at you with disgust >it's like I'm infringing on their right to not serve any betas >a group of loud obnoxious Chads walk in >female staff almost soils themselves all smiles and flirty >"Ey yo give me a pint of beer" >Right away sirrrrr :))) anyone know this feel? 34663294 22:30 N 1 >>34663088 (OP) >tfw waitress at a bar >tfw group of fat neckbeards walk in with their fadoras tipped >have to push two tables together just so 4 of them have enough room >greasiest one of the bunch orders >c-can I please, um, if it's ok with y-you, milady, I mean MAY I have an alcoholic beverage... please?" >spit it out already cringe lord >"T-Thank you very much milady, maam" >tfw creepy guy staring at me across the room while trying to look cool and edgy >Can't tell if his hair or face is greasier >regular customer walks in and orders a beer >thankgod.gif >greaser sees my look of relief and is now glaring at the regular >doesn't even tip www

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Anon doesn't know what digital boundary is | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: trL/qvJ0) 11/23/22(Wed)04:02:05 No.52580563 1669179164681824.jpg 92 KB JPG >got written up for positioning my cursor too close to a female coworkers cursor during a live edit of our google sheets presentation

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Another one | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 15 KB JPG 11/23/22(Wed)12:55:20 No.71097007 >no seg for 27 years >/adv/ told me to find a h----- >still be depressed >still be suicidal >literally everything is the same >wasted $70 too you guys lied 17 Replies / 2 Images 23 KB PNG Anonymous 11/23/22(Wed)14:00:27 No.71097494 View Thread >>71097007 (OP) # >He actually fell for the hookermeme Kek

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Anon subs to OnlyFans | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 8 KB JPG 11/24/22(Thu)00:39:29 No.889562160 >be me >work a shity job in supermarket >always complain about s--- job with female coworker >she's in a way better mood today for some reason >ask her whats going on >"well anon ive finally started making money form my second job" >she's never mentioned another job before >ask her what it is >mfw she has an OF account >mfw ive lost all respect for my only friend at work

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Anon seeks employment | /r/Greentext

Anonymous fake it till you make it 37 KB JPG 05/11/22(Wed) 20:52:21 No.6858649 >be me >apply for light bulb assembly line job >no college >just two fast food jobs on resume >get to interview >job is actually to run the whole lightbulb factory >only the HR person at interview, other person had an emergency >HR person is showing me around >obviously has no idea how anything works >I just starting making up names for machines and processes >a couple employees say what they're doing so I vaguely know whats happening >interview ends, told I'm a top candidate >when lightbulbs start burning down houses, you'll know I got the job

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Anon loses to the globohomo and becomes a femboy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 336 KB PNG 11/23/22(Wed)07:41:21 No.28460112 im a femboy and tha gwobalists and joos are psyoping me into taking female hormones, wearing cute clothes, and asking to be treated like a girl. pwease hewlp me mwister chud before my boobs get too big and my ass gets too fat. you're our only hope!!!

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Anon feels bad about being a narcissist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >be me >30 y/o 27 KB PNG 11/23/22(Wed)03:44:01 No.889554427 >mom was a narcissist >hate her >grow up >always want control over my friends and if they don't obey me i delete them >usually end up dating people 10y younger than me because it makes me feel in control >lose friends and lovers because they won't listen to me when i'm angry with something >it's their fault, they were wrong >have doubts and think maybe mom's tendencies might be rubbing off on me >realize i might also be a narcissist

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UK Anon visits American restaurants | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous [*] 11/30/20(Mon)23:57:14 No.135008220 Andrew (Toycat) @ibxtoycat In the UK we sometimes joke about having to order the kids meal In America to get a normal sized meal Today I actually did it, this is what a $5.50 kids meal at olive garden looks like, it is legitimately just a regular amount of food hello this is ibxtoycat and welcome back to another minecraft video.png 416 KB PNG >be me >visiting America with family >go to restaurant for lunch >waitress assures my mom that the portions aren't excessive >get food >biggest plate of pasta I've ever seen >mfw I'm obese and even I couldn't finish more than half of it Why are Americans such gluttonous pigs?

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